You and 2 of your siblings vs Brock Lesnar

My two sisters won't be of any use, and they're out of shape so Lesnar clears.

My 13 years old brother can’t do anything, and me any my old brother gets destroyed in 20 seconds or so anyway

in a ufc fight we lose a tough one

in a regular fight with no rules we stomp.

Me and my 13 year old sister against a trained professional...I dont like our chances.

A dancer an a 13 year old probably wouldn't be much help.

Me and my brothers Cain Velasquez and Alastair Overeem stomp.

So me (army), and two former Marines with similar training to what Brock had when he was in....I'd say we take it. Lol.

UFC style, my brothers easily (me, I wouldn't on my own)

Street, he gets murked.

Realistically, we'd go to the bar and raise hell.

Lol, we'd die.

@thatoneguy887: haha he would kill you guys army and marines arnt anything special,

Otherwise the SAS would be the best fighters in human history

Use your head, he one shots you all or dumps you, literally couldn't pug him down

@thatoneguy887: lol former champion heavyweight fighter and freak

Athlete vs

3 random solders, former at that lol your deluded

Only need one brother and we take him mid diff. He's only one man. And yeah he's big but not that big that he can just take two full grown men at once.

@thatoneguy887: And how big are you guys? Brock is a 130 kg of pure muscle. I'm pretty sure skill doesn't matter much IRL unless they're are relatively the same size. Spoiler alert: The former UFC champion also has martial art background.

Lesnar one-shots everyone on CV and all their family members, you guys need to use logic sometimes.

@lan_fan: fyi, brock was in the military. Size doesn't always matter in a fight.

@cull_obsidian: random soldiers, that's hilarious. Spetznas and us sf are some of the best trained, and German border guard cross trains with one of em. Huh. SAS. That's cute. Their good. But not as good as a few.

Pound for pound, and move for move, Israeli sf can take most of em. Funny the facts of life, aren't they?

💪🏼 Light skinned strength. I’ll take care of him myself.

We get owned pretty hard. Now if I can use a couple cousins instead and some melee weapons we'd kick his ass.

I'm an only child... O_o.....

@lan_fan: brock has an impressive wrestling background more so then his martial arts background.

@johncena69swag: lol yes he is actually, he's a freak champion fighter and wrestler, he would destroy you and who ever your imaginary friend is

Lol so many deluded people here

@thatoneguy887: haha it doesn't always matter but when your brock freaking lesnar and know how to use your strength and weight to ragdoll a 500 pound man who was resisting then yeah it matters

They should put him up against two light weight UFC fighters.

I think they would beat him.

@thatoneguy887: You and your brothers are random mass produced fodder all the gear no idea yanky troops

Lol SAS trained your divy delta force and they are terrible, the SAS are the best sf in the world, quality not quantity matters, theres a reason there's only about 200 of them

Even the regular soilders in the British army are more trained then the equivalent US army soldiers

Yes Israeli sf are brutal

I have beaten guys who were 120 and 130 kg but they were fat and we were doing randori. It at least gives me the understanding of what it is like to fight a heavy opponent. When I took down the 120 kg guy who was probably 100kg muscle he landed on my ribs and cracked one.

The other guy got so angry that I was dominating him that he bit me on my arm and chest and wore himself out in a final flurry that achieved nothing for him. Then when I still had plenty in the tank I got him to tap out with a rotator cuff lock. He was crying because he was not used to losing.

I was 90kg back then, 85kg of muscle.

LMAO. I'm 48 years old with a broken back, steel appliances holding a lumbar fusion surgery in place, so I won't be much help even though I have several decades worth of skill and training. I have three brothers. One who is quick but he's scrawny as hell and has bad knees. The one next youngest to him, well...I could have a freshly broken back and still beat him down without half trying. My YOUNGEST brother is pretty stout and fought in bars a lot when he was in college but that was like twelve years ago.

I'm afraid Brock would laugh at our feeble attempts to man handle him. We MIGHT be able to get him off his feet but he'd just laugh at us and horribly abuse us once we were all down there.

@spareheadone: you could go up against anyone you like but they are no Brock lesnar, you must understand that

@heroup2112: That sounds about right if he went up against most people

@cull_obsidian:

I can only speak about my own experiences. I was honest about my opponents fatness and that we were only "rolling".

It's simply the closest I have come to fighting a heavy.

I'm sure lesner could do me and my fat bastard training opponents at the same time.

Gonna have to disagree a little bit...at least from a certain point of view on a few things here. (Not sure what divy means but I assume it's not a compliment lol). Yes, Delta was patterned after the SAS, but both units cross train together regularly and Delta is one of the premier SF/Counter Terrorist units on the planet (British SAS Special Projects Team would be Delta's most direct English counterpart, though Delta does sometimes do a variety of direct action missions like other SAS Squadrons do) SAS naturally are as well.

As for Israeli SF it kind of depends on WHICH SF unit you're talking about, They have something like six to eight of them, each tasked with a different focus and they don't always have the luxury of time and training money like the US, England, Russia, and some of he other do.

Speaking of Russia. The Spetsnaz may actually be among the very best in the world in this type of fight. For some reason I'm unaware of then train in martial arts much more than any other SOF group in the world as part of their Q course that I'm aware of.

Again, my scenario involved EVERYthing going perfectly, God smiling upon us, and the sun shining just right allowing us to be able to take him off his feet at all before he smashes us to death on our feet. :)

@heroup2112:

Can you tell us about the closest you have come to fighting a "Brock Lesner"?

I solo.

@cull_obsidian: why are you so triggered lol? If this thread upsets you just walk away for a while. You might be a stereotypical 120 comic geek with more acne than muscle, but not everyone else here is like that. Lesnar is overrated and he's carrying way more fat than hs did during his ufc days. Oh yeah you should probably also know something op mentioned: hes literally only one guy. He might be tough but he certainly isn't John freaking Wick.

@johncena69swag: No he's brock freaking lesnar,lol you saying you only need one person to beat Brock lesnar is freaking hilarious lol

Seriously ridiculous, ans actually he foes not have more fat now.

So tell me chuck norris what experience and skills do you and your boyfriend have that makes you tho nk you could take the former ufc champion and national champion wrestler?

I was thinking more along the lines of....

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!

Good to see you, Vance.

280 lbs family murderer when I was a prison guard. Best I was able to do was keep him from killing me with his bare hands until other officers arrived (thumb HARD AND SHARP in his eye got him off of me and was able to briefly lever him over onto his stomach with an arm bar for a few seconds until he just basically curled me off of him...then THANK GOD four other officers showed up)

Classic thread where the average Viner lists his peak human stats and feats. Most of the people here can solo Brock anyway.

The battle forums were calling me! Good to see you as well, GS.

@heroup2112:

I thought you'd tell that one ; D

Anyone else sparred or wrestled or fought a 280 pounder?

@cull_obsidian: lmao. Mass produced yanky troops. You ever in the armed services?

@spareheadone: sparred with and won against. I'm only pushing two forty.

lol Well that's far and away the worst, most evil, scariest individual (in a REAL fight) I ever fought. I SPARRED someone scarier but thankfully we were only sparring. (SFC Rodriquez could have literally killed the asshole murderer with his bare hands, not close to kidding). Also bear in mind this was over twenty years ago that this happened bro.

@thatoneguy887:

I weigh the same as you now but 44 pounds of it is blubber.

What style of sparring did you fight this big bugger with? What was the "win condition"?

Doesn't look too good for me and my siblings.

@heroup2112:

How did you fare against SFC Rodriquez in your sparring?

@spareheadone: depended on what we felt like. Sub/tapout; tko....

@spareheadone: me uac/couple styles(nj/tkd/ak), him street plus a few diff styles....

@spareheadone: you prior military?

@cull_obsidian: you know what, honestly, don't care if you do have some military experience.

the sas cross trains with some of us sf.

But the SAS being the best that Britain has to offer, much less the best in the world. That is cute.

That's all I'm gonna say on it. You have fun thinking what you want.

Besides, one of my brothers is still current active duty, and the other just got out a bit ago. Me, I've been the longest out at just two years. So like I said, we got this.

Enjoy.