Would you soil your drawers for $75,000?

You must sit in the middle of a packed theater for a (much-hyped) movie's premiere, then, about an hour in, poop your drawers thoroughly.

When people start to complain about the bad smell, you must feign ignorance. If anyone directly asks you about the repugnant odor, you must say (with a straight face): "Maybe someone farted or perhaps an animal died."

Even if security comes to escort you out, you must continue to feign ignorance.

I'd do it for a lot less than that

This really isn't a big deal, I mean for 75k? Yeah...it's totally worth it, it's not a big of an issue..

I mean...I really don't care to be honest. 75k is 75k.

Yeah who wouldn't 75k is alot

I've done it for free, so...

yep.

To those who said yes, what if your pants-pooping is posted to various social-media sites? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?

I've done it for less

It would be a shitty experience, but that $75k would act as a very effective memory wipe.

see what you did there

Easily. If it's a hometown movie theater I'd have to relocate and restart my life though

I don't think i have the guts...I know what it's like to pee on my self in front of everyone. Would not even try.

75k will basically entirely pay for most college degrees, pay for an extremely nice vehicle or be a down payment on very nice house.

Its a ton of money and this is an easy request. I could give a shit what anyone thinks.

I'd do it for 500, bring my mates we'd have a good laugh about it.

Duhh.....

No. That would be just plain rude of me.

75k is a nice chunk of change; however, I'm not hurting for money. It'll cost a lot more than that for me to sell my pride.

Of course

Double it, and I'd semi-seriously think about it... Triple it, and it's highly probable I'd do it.

I'd soil my anus for 75k, let alone soil my drawers.

For $$$, yes.

For 75k? Yep.

Haha yes.

For 75k, I would drop a duce in someone else's pants in a theater.

Pay off my house, or permanent babysitter....

Shiiiiiiit.

Yes.

I'd scream I am gay for $75,000 in front of a whole bunch of hot college girls. Any gay person try doing anything slick though, imma have to tattoo his face with my fist. Going to the bathroom on myself is child's play.

What are you, twelve?

No I wouldn't soil my drawers for 75k

there's no dignity in that imo

lmao

Pride is foolish and useless.

I can use the 75K to buy new underwear.

That's one expensive underwear.

Easy way to make money if you ask me

@comicace3: lol your right that is one expensive underwear

On topic

You can convince me to do something else with that money

Because somebody already dared me to do that....or at least something close to that....and I did in fact go through with it

@nickzambuto:

Pride is foolish and useless.

If I were poor, desperate, and really needed the money to survive, then I'd probably agree with that statement. Fortunately, that's not the position I find myself in. As I said, it'll cost more than 75k for me to soil myself.

I'd try, but for some reason I can't per when people are around me. Some sort of mental block I guess

Pride isn't foolish and useless

75k doesn't mean anything to me if I have to soil my drawers to do it!! I'd never do that for 75k nick

I'd certainly do this.

I've done that for free while at work.

This is not ok

On topic: Hell yeah

@god_vulcan: I have a solution,. but it all depends.

Wait, there's money to be had in that?

Hahahaha. And yeah.

...Really? So I'm the only person that's seriously thinking no?

@indomitableregal: No, I agree with you!

@all-father: I thought soiling your anus was fairly common????????????

Absolutely. I'd do it for $500, 75 grand is more than enough for me to do it in 10 different theatres. Hell I'll post it online myself