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Posted by Ghostodoofus2 (1227 posts) 1 month, 7 days ago

Poll: Would you rather live longer but have an agonising death or shorter with a painless death? (22 votes)

Longer with an agonising death 50%
Shorter with a peaceful death 50%
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#1 Posted by LuminousHydra (937 posts) - - Show Bio

Why so morbid?

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#2 Posted by Omnipotent94 (1523 posts) - - Show Bio

Longer with a peaceful death.

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#3 Edited by SpareHeadOne (6501 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on the quality of my life.

If my life is crap I will take the short life with peaceful death. If my life is full of love and fun I will take the agony at the end.

Since I can't know how my life will be, I will die tomorrow in peace

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#4 Posted by BumpyBoo (14798 posts) - - Show Bio

Longer with a more painful death. Anything to live longer.

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#6 Posted by Lan_Fan (15908 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably short life, I never wanted to live for too long.

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#7 Posted by Darkthunder (3135 posts) - - Show Bio

Short life. I wanna see what happens in death

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#8 Posted by JohnCena69swag (4026 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

Longer with a more painful death. Anything to live longer.

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#9 Edited by infantfinite128 (5983 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd want to live longer for my loved ones, but for myself, I would like to die right now and go to Heaven if I'm good enough.

So, I vote the second option.

If I could die tomorrow peacefully, that would be great.

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#10 Posted by Doofasa (2229 posts) - - Show Bio

Longer with a more painful death. Living is pretty awesome.

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#11 Posted by WolverineBatmanFTW (1616 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly?

I'd be happy to have a painless death now and not have to go through year 12 exams lol.

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#12 Posted by HereForOneShot (174 posts) - - Show Bio

Would you rather have a meaningless life or a meaningful death?

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#13 Posted by KingOfWakanda (2688 posts) - - Show Bio

Long life with a gruesome, agonizing death. Fair trade for a life well lived.

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#14 Posted by PenguinDust (9340 posts) - - Show Bio

...a heart attack banging three supermodels on a bed of money. So, neither agonizing nor peaceful, but instead “glorious”.

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#15 Posted by HereForOneShot (174 posts) - - Show Bio

...a heart attack banging three supermodels on a bed of money. So, neither agonizing nor peaceful, but instead “glorious”.

Supermodels are usually the epitome of photogenic and don't look that awesome in person. You might be better off banging 3 pornstars.

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#16 Posted by BatmanPlusJay (4447 posts) - - Show Bio

@lan_fan said:

Probably short life, I never wanted to live for too long.

Oof

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#17 Posted by mrmonster (15916 posts) - - Show Bio

Long life but painful death

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#18 Posted by Wolfrazer (16380 posts) - - Show Bio

Can I choose how I die?

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#19 Posted by Wut (7125 posts) - - Show Bio

Long life with a painful death. I mean, it'd be comforting in some way cause you don't really have to worry about heart issues which is what really plagues my family, so I get to break the mold there, at least. But, knowing it'll be painful just means I can fully indulge in things like food and drink because... well.. the end is going to suck, so why bother going super healthy to scratch out a few more years.

Granted, I'm really hoping my painful death is not being torn apart by a pack of rabid dogs or some other animal, that is the way I'm afraid of dying the most, just being eaten by something. But what happens happens, I suppose.

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Probably short life, I never wanted to live for too long.

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#20 Posted by JohnnyZ256 (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

You need to define "shorter" and "longer."

I don't think many people here would want to live for an extra 33 seconds if it meant being fed into a wood chipper at the end of their days.

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#21 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (11696 posts) - - Show Bio

What do you mean by shorter? Ten years? Yeah, I'll take a shorter life.

But if you're talking about living half as long, then I'll take that agonizing death.

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#22 Posted by ArranVid (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

Even though my death would be agonizing, my life would still be long...and life is special to me...I am grateful that I have been given the chance to experience the world around me...so I would go with the first option...longer life with an agonizing death. Yes having an agonizing death would be a scary thing to think about though.