Would you fight him for 9 million Dollars ?

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malieke

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Poll Would you fight him for 9 million Dollars ? (75 votes)

Yes 52%
No 48%
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No Weapons

15 Seconds in a Zoo cage

The Gorilla wants to knock you out

You goin for it or nah ?

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#1  Edited By thelocust619

If someone was waiting with a gun ready to unload it in that thing at exactly 15 seconds Im down. I think my fencing armor might be enough to turn a killing blow into something that only completely caves in my ribcage. For $9 million I'll absolutely take a year in a hospital and 4 more relearning how to use my limbs again. Hell yea.

My biggest concern is if he tries to pull my arms off. He'd succeed. Id probably try to focus most on keeping them close to my body so he doesn't think of it.

Also, question, is a buckler a weapon if I only use it defensively? I don't expect much from it n it'll probably end up shoved up my kiester but if it buys me even an extra second that's $600,000. Anything helps. But Id rather that than something strapped to my arm due to the arm ripping off thing I mentioned. Like if he grabs it I'm just letting go.

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Sure.

And i would knock him out.

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it wouldn't be a fight but i would still go for it.

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If the only thing he gonna do is knock me out sure. I'll just run away for 15 seconds.

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If I somehow outrun a gorilla for 15 seconds which I wont, I guess

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I need some of yall to understand what 15 seconds with a gorilla looks like...

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.....that said i'm still doing it. yolo

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I’m running for my life the entire 15 seconds tf

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Nah. Think I’ll sit this one out

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@malieke: if my family still gets the money when I'm dead, absolutely.

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I'd think not

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I stomp.

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I’d go in and if I die then I die. Just hope my family would obtain the money lol

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9 bars? 15 seconds? No win condition, just survive? Yeah, let's do this.

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My local zoo has a massive gorilla area. I'll do it and just hope I'm not too slow for 15 seconds.

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not the board for this

Yes , just keep your distance and try to feel as non threatning as possible , don't make a direct eye contact at any contact , try to make it seem like you're not even looking at him.

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15 seconds is enough for a gorilla to rip you apart.

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Don't think I'm fast enough so nah.

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Only chicken shit quitter lose this jokes aside i will die horribly, i barely win against two large dogs but a gorilla?

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Am I guaranteed to live? Will it stop after 15 seconds?

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#22 cocacolaman  Moderator  Online

I am not fighting a gorilla

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Intelligence always wins :)

Hell yea, easy money, just scare the Gorilla away.

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#24  Edited By Zafros13

What's the environment? Starting location? Prep? It's mind set? (it's possible it'll just be drumming his chest for the first 15 seconds)

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Yeah I'd take 15 seconds with a gorilla over a life time of living paycheck to paycheck

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Absolutely not.

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Nope,im out

Whats the point of having so much money when you are dead?

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#29  Edited By socajunkie  Moderator

If he only wants to knock me out and assuming he has enough restraint/control to only do that and nothing more, then obviously yes.

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Yup

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Hell yea, Gorillas are weak.

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#32  Edited By ArranVid

I know that gorillas can be aggressive, but rarely do they have the type of behaviour humans have...I mean the type of behaviour humans have when it comes to actively wanting to knock someone out. If a random person went in a gorilla's enclosure, the gorilla wouldn't usually do an immediate run and attack you...he would be curious and he would analyze you first...he would recognize you as a human and the thing that he knows about humans are that they give food to the animals in the zoo and that it can be risky messing around with a human if they have some weapons with them to keep gorillas at bay. So he would be cautious when he first sees you, then he would usually just keep staring at you and then walk around you for a long time. It is unlikely that a gorilla would just go up and attack you. Gorillas are one of the most peaceful apes in the great ape family I think. Chimpanzees are more likely to try and hurt you from the get go, I think Chimpanzees are the more aggressive and more scarier ones. There is a story of a Chimpanzee ripping a woman's face off. Yes Gorillas can be aggressive, but that is usually when provoked or attacked. Also, when Gorillas have to be the alpha males to their harem of females, they can get aggressive if you encroach on their territory because they would think that you are trying to steal their females and also he wants to protect his females so that would be a scenario where a gorilla might attack you. But lone gorillas rarely outright attack a random person. So this scenario is not realistic in my opinion. We all know about Harambe and other gorillas...when babies accidentally fall into the gorilla enclosures or when young kids go in there by accident, it is usually the case that the gorilla cares for the child...sometimes they can be too aggressive with the child but it is not always the case.

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I misread the question, I did not realize that both the gorilla and I are in a cage...which is an even more closed environment than the greenery part of the zoo and gorillas can become more agitated in very closed environments. I would not go in the zoo cage for 15 seconds for 9 million dollars because in a zoo cage the gorilla's behaviour can be unpredictable and 15 seconds is a long time for a gorilla to pummel me a bit and then I would be very injured and I obviously do not want to be very injured. A gorilla could even kill me in 15 seconds. I have had spinal surgery so my neck is vulnerable so I would not want to be with a gorilla. Even in outdoor spaces, gorillas can be unpredictable and dangerous, but it is better for me to be in an outdoor space than inside a cage when it comes to dealing with a gorilla. Also, I would never want to actively go out and fight a gorilla because that would be me calling for a possible early death or serious injuries, so I would rather be a coward and I would try to not upset the gorilla and I would try and show him that I mean no harm.

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I'd say yes. My strategy would be to curl up in a ball and pray he doesn't kill me. However even if he does kill me, that 9 million would go to my family. and knowing they were well off would be good enough for me.

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@koays said:

I need some of yall to understand what 15 seconds with a gorilla looks like...

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.....that said i'm still doing it. yolo

That made me get a different view on gorillas lol...that was scary!!!

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Just tell the gorilla that there is an Italian Carpenter/Plumber who has a girlfriend called Pauline and then the gorilla will leave you alone and capture Pauline instead.

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I want to come home to my family in one piece, so probably not unless we are really poor.

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If you just have to fight and not win then yes

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For 9 stacks he in that cage with ME fr

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yeah, the point is to survive. nobody is gonna win the fight

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I'd probably just run around the cage avoiding to get hit for those 15 seconds.

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I'd probably just run around the cage avoiding to get hit for those 15 seconds.

Too fast

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@jurance said:

Hell yea, Gorillas are weak.

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Running around is counts as a fight? Then yea probably i can outrun Gorilla, i've been outrunned big dogs, Dog is much faster than Gorilla

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@mr-yes said:

@indominantregal said:

I'd probably just run around the cage avoiding to get hit for those 15 seconds.

Too fast

Maybe, but I think I've got a shot.

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Tempting, but probably not.

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#48 Reaper4  Online

Heck no. Having money isn't worth being mangled over

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#49  Edited By arctika

Just 15 seconds? Sure. But if it's longer and I have to kill it. Only With a Weapon I'd consider it but without one, hell no lol

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I think i can survive 15 seconds by avoiding it as much as i can with worst results as having few injuries.