Would You Eat a Mosquito Burger for $100?

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#1  Edited By mysticmedivh

Basically, you gather a bunch of mosquitoes and squish them into a patty. Fry the patty and then eat it.

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Nope but I would eat 100 burgers dressed like a Mosquito just for kicks.

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You would have to starve me for a long time, and even then I may just decide to let the hunger take me.

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HELL NO. Miss me with that.

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Oh heck yeah. I'd do it for $20.00 with ketchup and cheese.

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You would think that would be the last place anyone would want to mess with a mosquito.

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#7 MajinBlackheart  Moderator

For those that can be bothered with it, here's the educational version.

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#8  Edited By WastelandMan

I mean as long as it's not detrimental for my health in any way then sure. Seems like an easy hundred bucks.

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#9 JediXMan  Moderator

You would think that would be the last place anyone would want to mess with a mosquito.

I mean, when you have lemons...

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If it was gurenteed to be safe, then maybe I would take a bite for 300.

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lol typical african cuisine...

such an advanced important culture...

also no, 100 bucks is nothing

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#12  Edited By kgb725

@farkam: Let us know what you're trying to say

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Probably not, lol.

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Can't vegetarian. Suckas!

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#16  Edited By removekebab

Such is life in Africa.

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You guys should check out some of those racist comments.

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@jaycool2 said:

Can't vegetarian. Suckas!

Vegetarian huh how many bugs have you killed

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You would have to starve me for a long time, and even then I may just decide to let the hunger take me.

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@jaycool2 said:

Can't vegetarian. Suckas!

Vegetarian huh how many bugs have you killed

.... Don't want to talk about it

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@jaycool2 said:

You guys should check out some of those racist comments.

Comedy gold honestly

"Jamal my son... You are hungry now, you must choose how to feed yourself. Will you cultivate the land like all civilized people have been doing since 10000 BC? Or will you eat mosquitos?"

"How do they know if the burger is burnt"

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If it was gurenteed to be safe, then maybe I would take a bite for 300.

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@kgb725 said:

@farkam: Let us know what you're trying to say

Let us know how you really feel.... :)

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#25 MajinBlackheart  Moderator

They are midges, not mosquitos. I highly doubt that those are biting midges (that carry disease) seeing as how those people are anywhere near a swarm like that.

That being said, my answer went from "hell explitive​ no" to a simple "no thank you, that looks absolutely disgusting."

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I just looked up midges and they don't seem to be any more delightful than a mosquito.

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I wouldn't pay more than $8 for that. 100 is too much.

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#29 MajinBlackheart  Moderator

@mysticmedivh: Just pointing out that they are most likely not filled with diseased blood. Still disgusting, but not as disgusting.

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#31  Edited By MainJP

As long as it's safe to eat then sure. $100 is $100.

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I'm willing to try I guess. If they've been doing it for god knows how long what's the worst that could happen?

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If the patty was made in more sanitary conditions, yeah, I'd do it. It honestly doesn't seem that nasty.

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No way in hell

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less than a days work? nah i regularily call in sick for BS reasons, 100 bucks isn't worth the queasiness

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#37  Edited By Sovereign91001

Hell no, not even for 10,000.

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If I eat a mosquito burger, I'll crave for blood.

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Make it 1,000

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Hell no. I'll do a lot of stupid things for $100, but this ain't one of them.

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They don't look that bad. Just throw some siracha on that bitch.

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Probably not.

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They are non biting midges not mosquitos. And yes, considering I'm already some what insectivores and raise my own crickets for eating purposes (for me and my pet Day Gecko Emerald) this isn't a problem

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@jaycool2 said:

Can't vegetarian. Suckas!

Can mosquitoes be considered meat?

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@jaycool2 said:

Can't, vegetarian. Suckas!

Can mosquitoes be considered meat?

I don't even know. But I guess it could be considered "meat" so yeah.

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#50  Edited By Khael

I'll consider it. I really need money right now.