Would you be ok with being robbed if by a polite thief?

No.

He's not being polite because he wants to be nice, he's being polite because he knows it will work better than coming in yelling and screaming, like a lot of amateurs do. He does not want the old man to panic too much and become uncooperative, and if he is ever caught, he can use this to help his case.

No i wouldnt even give my friend five bucks

Hell no...

Depends on if he's only stealing a chocolate, anything else is a big no

Hell nah I'd let them kill me so they can face murder charges

unironically based

lol, what's next? Would you be okay if someone kindly raped you?

I'd politely say no.

Hell Naw, being Robbed at all is a Bad Thing. Who cares how Polite they are...

Nope, I'm beating the shit out of that bastard.

I will forgive him but he still need to pay for what he done.

^ this.

I'd give him what I could, but If the guy wants to take everything in my bag then it's a no.

Change the robber from a man to a hot woman and see how the responses change

I wouldn't let anyone rob me lol