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#1 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

Quote wise sayings. I'll go first.

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#2 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

A malt liquor a day keeps the doctor away.

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#3 Posted by deactivated-5b9c488ed7f76 (10909 posts) - - Show Bio

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

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#4 Posted by deactivated-5b5405244e89c (8376 posts) - - Show Bio
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#5 Posted by deactivated-5b9c488ed7f76 (10909 posts) - - Show Bio

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

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#6 Posted by Luellas (1416 posts) - - Show Bio
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#7 Posted by deactivated-5b5405244e89c (8376 posts) - - Show Bio

@luellas: I just re-read sonichu, I'll stop soon hehe

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#9 Posted by OldKaiser (2990 posts) - - Show Bio

What if the child consents tho.

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#10 Posted by deactivated-5c07a0327fd39 (4596 posts) - - Show Bio
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#11 Posted by deactivated-5c07a0327fd39 (4596 posts) - - Show Bio

"Be where your seeing arises from, where even the seeing is being seen. Be there, that is your Home."

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#12 Posted by deactivated-5b9c488ed7f76 (10909 posts) - - Show Bio

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

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#13 Edited by HeroUp2112 (18374 posts) - - Show Bio

The hero is not the one wearing gleaming armor, astride a prancing white charger, and basks in the adulation of the masses.

The hero is the one who's armor is dented and pitted, covered in mud and worse, who's mount's head hang from weariness, and prays to God that the people never know what was done in their name.

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#14 Posted by Luellas (1416 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

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#15 Posted by deactivated-5b9c488ed7f76 (10909 posts) - - Show Bio

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

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#16 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

The hero is not the one wearing gleaming armor, astride a prancing white charger, and basks in the adulation of the masses.

The hero is the one who's armor is dented and pitted, covered in mud and worse, who's mount's head hang from weariness, and prays to God that the people never know what was done in their name.

QFT

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#17 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18374 posts) - - Show Bio
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#18 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio
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#19 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18374 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by deactivated-5b9c488ed7f76 (10909 posts) - - Show Bio

A man who has no imagination has no wings.

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#21 Edited by deactivated-5b84aca03eae8 (6261 posts) - - Show Bio

"Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own." - Bruce Lee

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#22 Posted by AbstractRaze (2868 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Posted by GIliad_ (6658 posts) - - Show Bio

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life

Terry Pratchett
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#24 Edited by decaf_wizard (17077 posts) - - Show Bio

Use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.

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#25 Posted by decaf_wizard (17077 posts) - - Show Bio

One that is certainly relevant to this day and age

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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#26 Posted by TheNoobStomper (795 posts) - - Show Bio

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" by Aristotle.

"Know thyself and ye shall know the universe" , inscription outside the Delphi oracle.

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#27 Edited by OldKaiser (2990 posts) - - Show Bio

“The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble.”

-Blaise Pascal

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#28 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" by Aristotle.

"Know thyself and ye shall know the universe" , inscription outside the Delphi oracle.

"Doh" Homer Simpson

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#29 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

Be water my friend

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#30 Posted by SpareHeadOne (6623 posts) - - Show Bio

Never baptise a cat

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#31 Posted by hilarityensues (124 posts) - - Show Bio

What we are against will unite us, while what we are for divides us. Therefore, we should emphasise what we oppose.

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#32 Posted by BumpyBoo (14803 posts) - - Show Bio

It's easier to seek forgiveness than permission....

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#33 Posted by Crimson_Lord (3038 posts) - - Show Bio

“Two in harmony surpasses one in perfection.”

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#34 Posted by deactivated-5b84aca03eae8 (6261 posts) - - Show Bio

My all-time favorite quote:

"Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask what you can do for your country." - President John F. Kennedy

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#36 Posted by deactivated-5b2121a0a9a00 (10000 posts) - - Show Bio

I asked God for a bike but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.

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#37 Posted by Yassassin (7703 posts) - - Show Bio

"A great ass is felt, not seen"

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#38 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

"A great ass is smelt, not seen"

😑

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#39 Edited by Doofasa (2229 posts) - - Show Bio

1) “The timeless in you is aware of life's timelessness. And knows that yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream.”

2) "Your reason and your passion are the rudder and the sails of your seafaring soul. If either your sails or your rudder be broken, you can but toss and drift, or else be held at a standstill in mid-seas.

For reason, ruling alone, is a force confining; and passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction.

Therefore let your soul exalt your reason to the height of passion, that it may sing;

And let it direct your passion with reason, that your passion may live through its own daily resurrection, and like the phoenix rise above its own ashes."

― Khalil Gibran, The Prophet

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#40 Posted by Supermanthor (21803 posts) - - Show Bio

If you want to change the world start by yourself 😉 - Tony Stark

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#41 Posted by SpareHeadOne (6623 posts) - - Show Bio

A cock in the bush is worth two in the hand

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#42 Edited by SleepingSlaves (1083 posts) - - Show Bio

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

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#43 Posted by Warlockmage (9390 posts) - - Show Bio

A man with no arms is unarmed

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.

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#44 Posted by Straight-Fire (27377 posts) - - Show Bio

"Some people like to call me cocky or arrogant, but I just think, 'How dare you assume I should think less of myself? The problem isn't me thinking I can achieve any goal I set for myself, the problem is you projecting your own self-doubt onto me.'"

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#45 Posted by jagernutt (17332 posts) - - Show Bio

"Some people like to call me cocky or arrogant, but I just think, 'How dare you assume I should think less of myself? The problem isn't me thinking I can achieve any goal I set for myself, the problem is you projecting your own self-doubt onto me.'"

QTF.

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#46 Posted by Omnipotent94 (1523 posts) - - Show Bio

“I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere."

-Van Wilder

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#48 Posted by DoctorNowadays (58 posts) - - Show Bio

You had me on hello

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#49 Posted by King Saturn (223065 posts) - - Show Bio

Never Pay Full Price For Late Pizza - Michaelangelo TMNT

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#50 Posted by Darkthunder (3225 posts) - - Show Bio

Yesterday is history

Tomorrow is a mystery

But today is a gift

That is why its called the present

~kfp