Which superpower did you want when you was a kid?

All of them. I used to daydream that I had any power I wanted. I'm still kinda a kid.

First it was Colossus from the X-men games, then Cyclops, then Nightcrawler, then Juggs (for quite awhile), then apocalypse, then Thor, then Goku, then Frieza........ I ended up liking Deathstroke.

at first maybe Spiderman, but ever since X2 its been Nightcrawler

Invisibility.

The power to make my father love me

Stop being edgy. We know he disowned you cause he caught you jerking off to Monkey D Luffy

The power to slap a barracuda against a doorknob

It was actually nudes that your mother sent me, get it right

You jack off to 70 year old whores? Man, you got issues. No wonder your daddy doesn't want you

Nope, they're picks when she was younger, you on the other hand prefer 70 year old men like Rayleigh

I just wanted to be a super saiyan

And you claim to be a One Piece fan. Rayleigh is 78. Get it right

Even worse, mate also same decade so who cares

There is so much wrong with this sentence structure, I can't even begin to start and critique it. You call yourself English?

To create, embody, and control electricity.

Or to make it be painful to be stupid.

Ah grammar targeting, when you're not witty enough to come up with a good response, chin up, kid I'm sure the One Piece overlords will recognise your debating skill, or maybe not

One Piece overlords? Your just some sub 1000 post scrub. Come back to me when you actually have a history of debating on this site.

Wasn't referring to myself, was referring to someone I know quite well, anyway as if I'll take notice of getting dissed by some snow beaver and you might need glasses because you can't read numbers properly

Canadians at least have a half decent country. Have fun living in Londinistan, with trucks of peace roaming the streets and shria police

Ooooh, intense beef going on in here.

Anyway, on topic, The ability to control the weather.

Have fun having sex with animals and who says I'm from London?

Batman-force

So you are claiming you are from the English countryside? Jeez, you are just asking to be roasted mate

Super saiyan

Invisibility

Time stop

Your reading comprehension is terrible as I never said I was from England and by the way the word 'mate' is cringey when anyone other than the British or Australian use it

You're Canadian, so speak some weird French words and bob your head aboot, eh? You couldn't roast chicken, let alone me

We both know you are British

At least I don't sound like I'm choking on Prince Charles dick every time I talk. Seriously some of you brits don't even speak intelligible English. At least most Canadians speaks two languages. Half the Brits out there can barely speak one

The ability to actually banter like the two lads above me.

Superman's power set.

The power to create popcorn out of thin air to go with the amazing banter here.

So you admit it? Nice

Hey, Ill go either way but I don't go for coca butter smeared wannabe bodybuilders with tiny chodes. Redheads look like sexy lumberjacks

At least we Canadians don't sound like freaking Orks when we talk, with slang that makes what they are speaking virtually unintelligible to those who weren't raised in the slums of London.

Ice manipulation.

Teleportation

Invisibility.

Gambit's power.... When I was a little kid I wanted to be Gambit so bad.

The fusion dance from DBZ.

Superman's abilities.

Time manipulation or Fox Quicksilver level superspeed.

I wanted to be Superman, then Vegeta

Time reversal.

Now it's mind control...

The power to create anything. That or the Biomatrix.

Yeah, I wanted to make things and people.

lmao! I'm just interested in the insult battle going on in the thread

OT: Flight or Telekinesis

Superman's abilities.

i always wanted Spider-man powers when i was a kid.

Reality warping. So I could bring the X-Men, Justice League, etc to life

This 100% this.

I wanted it ALL.