Which is the best quote from The Room?

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Poll Which is the best quote from The Room? (28 votes)

I did naht hit her, it's naht true, it's BS I did naht hit her, I did nahhht, oh hi Mark 46%
You are tearing me apart Lisa! 14%
Anyway, how is your sex life? 0%
You are just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep 0%
Everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world! 7%
Leave your stupid comments in your pocket! 4%
I got the results of the test back, I definitely have breast cancer. 4%
Hahahaha what a story Mark 14%
I am tired, I am wasted, I love you babe! 0%
Hi doggie 7%
Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you 0%
Let's go eat, huh? 0%
Other 4%

Oh hi ComicVine. So The Room is probably the most quotable films ever, almost every line is ridiculous and noteworthy, which is your favourite?

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You're tearing me apart Lisa!

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just rewatched the disaster artist. proof that you don't need talent, charm, looks, brains, or charisma to succeed in this world.

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I did naht hit her, it's naht true, it's BS I did naht hit her, I did nahhht, oh hi Mark

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My fav was "you're tearing me apart Lisa!"

That line was just as funny as the whole movie itself. Lol

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That is tough. There are so many lines in that movie that are pure gold, and by "pure gold" I mean "trash."

I think my personal favorite is "Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!" How Greg Sestero kept a straight face while saying it is beyond me.

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All of them... The movie itself is a gold mine for inspiring quotes such as:

  • “I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.”
  • “Chicken, Peter, you’re just a little chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep!”
  • “Anyway, how’s your sex life?”

People already know these though. Even people who never watched the movie. I find this scene in particular, a bit underrated.

Johnny enters the flower shop.

Johnny: Hi.

Florist: Can I help you?

Johnny: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?

Florist: Oh hi, Johnny, I didn't know it was you. Here you go.

Johnny: That's me! How much is it?

Florist: It'll be eighteen dollars.

Johnny: Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!

Florist: You're my favorite customer.

Johnny: Thanks a lot, bye!

Florist: Bye bye!

Johnny exits with the roses and gets in his car.

I know it doesn't look special, but the delivery always hits me. You'd have to watch it yourself to understand.

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I think all of them were the best. Don't even know how Tommy Wiseau didn't laugh at his own disasterpiece of a movie. Lol

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I just hope everyone who chose the 'tearing me apart' line knows that its a direct rip off of a line James Dean spoke in Rebel without a cause. Its Tommy pretending to be James Dean.

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@loyngulpany: The answer is simple: He's Tommy Wiseau, he's not normal.

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@spambot: I know that, Tommy also cited James Dean as a major acting influence.

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@spambot: I know that, Tommy also cited James Dean as a major acting influence.

I figured some people knew but not sure if everyone does.

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“I’m fed up with this world!” is probably my favourite.

“Calm down, he is going to jail!” is also great. The whole movie is amazing.

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#16  Edited By Aka_aka_aka_ak

Hahahaha, what a story Mark.

I'm so happy I have you as my best friend...andIloveLisasomuch.

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Damn, this is hard.

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Let me add another inspiring quote to the list. "If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live."

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The whole movie was the best