That's tough. I had several as a child. Lawyer. IRS Agent (for some reason, I thought it would make me seem cool.) Manager for a band. Now, I just want to win the lottery. Because if I did, none of you mofo's would see me again. I'd be on some private beach with Emma Stone and Scarlett Johannson chillin', while Girl Talk spins until I go to bed.
" That's tough. I had several as a child. Lawyer. IRS Agent (for some reason, I thought it would make me seem cool.) Manager for a band. Now, I just want to win the lottery. Because if I did, none of you mofo's would see me again. I'd be on some private beach with Emma Stone and Scarlett Johannson chillin', while Girl Talk spins until I go to bed. "
Not so into Emma Stone and Scarlett Johannson Well im pissed at her right now because she doesnt have an accent so anyway you could do so much better
I want to be a Chef though not the celebrity type (That would suck)
My ideal job would be getting paid to write a blog, where I just rant about whatever is on my mind and throw everyone under the bus and occasionally try to throw some helpful things out there. Something like Spider Jerusalem, but probably significantly less badical.
An Ideal job for me would involve me being an Art Director for a design firm or video game company. Id have a nice office with a window view, with a mini fridge full of ginger ale and welch's grape juice. Id also get to wear sweat pants. Nice ones though, with no stains or holes. like the ones I wear to my job now.
" Investor, Stay at home with my wife while my money works for me "
LOL Like investing in hedge funds? Those are risky. "
hedge funds aren't the only types of investment dude. there are tons other... "
Of course, but hedge funds have the highest rate of return. Do you see the interest rates for Certificates of Deposit and savings accounts right now? An interest rate of 1.00% is not that high. LOL "
Savings isn't a form of investment. Savings is savings... Hedge funds don't always have the highest rate of return.
Savings isn't a form of investment. Savings is savings... Hedge funds don't always have the highest rate of return. "
Yes, it is. If I invest in my savings account, I put money into it and watch my savings nest grow, due to compound interest. Hedge funds often have the highest rate of return because they are so risky. "
Savings is not an investment, it doesn't matter if you get a little extra change from the bank for saving, it's theoretically not an investment. Investment is working capital, fixed capital, financial capital and/or non material capital.
" @difficlus: So what do you call "putting money into something" then? Savings isn't the usual investment. The savings accounts are also parts of the bank's capital. "
Putting money in the bank is not an investment. I can be used as an investment by the bank when it is loaning money out, but apart from that it is not an investment.
" @difficlus: Indeed. Anyway, were you referring to Money Market Accounts? I initially assumed that you were talking about hedge funds, but I was wrong. LOL It is hard to live off of the interest that you make at the bank. "
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