What would you name your child?

Mateo for a boy. Clementine for a girl.

Mahershalalhashbaz or Ebed-Melech

@spareheadone:

Very good, strong names.

Josh for a boy.

Emma for a girl.

Great name! Lets hope for a boy, coincidentally I plan on naming my son deactivated-5be13702c5b4d

Crazy right?

Boys - Luka, Dmitri, Peter

Girls - Antonina, Daniella, Tsetsiliya

@lunacyde: you russian? Cuz you don’t look the part.

Josephine

Nope, but my fiance has very strong connections to her Russian heritage. Her family still does all of the old Russian traditions. She wants to name our children Russian names and those are Russian names I love.

@lunacyde:

What about the name Vladimir?

Boy: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

Girl: Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo

@jagernutt: Not a fan.

Always liked Alex for a boy. Or I could go with the family tradition and do a Robert/William/Edward first name, seeing as I am the only one in like 10 generations on my moms side that hasn't had one of those names.

For girls I would probably go with an Irish name if I got my way. But I'm not sure what. Honestly I've always wanted a daughter though, then the uncomfortable bits can be left to the mom.

If you have that name you are either a russian oligarch, a slavic pornstar or a vampire. Possibly a multiple of those things

@decaf_wizard: Crazy,I know a Slavic pornstar AND a vampire with the name Vladmir,that's disturbing.

I like the name Mel for a boy.

Bob and Bobette

Kal el.

Or your this guy

@jagernutt: Lmao.

He's a legend,no one can assassinate him.

Pube for a girl

Fart for a boy

Joel has always been one I had in mind for a boy.

As for a girl, I have always loved Hawkgirls name, Shayera. Maybe that could fit.

If I were going Irish I've always liked the name Gráinne.

lol

Daniel or Michael for a boy.

Emma for a girl.

For a daughter, I really really love the name Kahlan (pronounced as Kay-lan). Got it from my favorite book. It just sounds lovely.

For a boy Pizza Hut

For a girl MacDonalds

Jesus.

Allah for a boy

Jehovah for a girl

I don’t know for a boy, but I kinda have a thing for names with two syllables.

Malu is my number one choice atm

Something rare lol

Adolf

Something strong.

Like Kratos

Or the n-word so I can laugh about teachers trying to pronounce it on the first day. Or if they get sent to the principles office I'm gonna get the call "Sorry to bother you sir but N**** is in my office right now"