What would a conversation between you and your avatar be like?

It's simple,how do you imagine a conversation between you and your avatar would be like?

For example my avatar is Darkseid,the conversation would probably be like

Me: Sup dawg

Darkseid:*Kills me with Omega Beams*

Give me your comic collection

No

But they are Mine!

No

Give my comics back to me

No

? ?????MINE??????

...

All Mine...

...

Me: What the BJORK are you??????

Mangog: I Mangog, the Judgment of all Gods will destroy you!!!!!

Me: "Gulp"

Mangog: *Eats Me*

Strider: man, will the day ever come when I can be as strong, handsome, rich, and just generally awesome like you?

Me: Maybe one day, Billy

Strider: ...its Hiryu...

Me; Of course it is, Billy.

Me:WTF

Ghost rider:Look into my eyes..

Me:Ummm......

Ghost rider:.....

@kinglouie: hmmmmmmmmmm

@nitelite: This what would it be like.

OPM: Hello!

Me: Please train me like you did with Genos... Please.. I want to make a difference, and make sure everyone knows my wisdom came from you!

OPM: I'm on a schedule, but here... *Gives House Address*

Me: ........ *Nearly faints from the excitement*

OPM: @_@..... See you there.... Have a nice day... *Thinks to himself* I really don't need another disciple/student. Oh well if he grows powerful enough... I can maybe challenge him to a real fight.... *Grows a gigantic smile*

Ask about all his crazy adventures and if he could hook me up with some nth metal

Me: I’m sorry

Bearer of the curse: For what

Me: For the amount of times you died cause of me :(

Probably not very pleasant.

Idk, but we're definitely gambling.

The end result would be the same

Sort of like this

Probably an interrogation. Lots of yelling "WHERE IS JOKER" and after I reveal that I know his identity he'll try to make me Robin.

@batmanplusjay: lol.

Me:Hey,big fan.

Dormammu:

Me:

Me: Hi
Avatar: Hey
Me: Hi
Avatar: Ok bye.

The T-1000 wouldn't be interested in any conversation beyond ferreting out the location of John Connor.

Me: Hi.

Avatar: Hi.

Me: How are you?

Avatar: I am good. What about you?

Me: I am also good.

Avatar: Have a good day.

Me: You too.

Both of us: Bye.

Me: How do you feel being stronger than the whole Dragon Ball/Z/Super/Xenoverse/Heroes verse combined ?

Avatar: It's cool.

Me: Okay bye.

Avatar: Bye.

lol.

Bump?

Something like this

@kgb725: Lmao, everything was going so smoothly right until the end xD

Me: ...

Michael: ...

Me: ...So uh.. your office, it's pretty big right?

Michael: .......... That's what she said ROFL

me: hey

avatar: hey

both: ...

me: so are we doing it or what?

avatar: i thought you'd never ask!

*commence sex scene*

me: u have bad aim dude.

stormtrooper: *proceed to shoot me and misses*

me: see? i said it.

Since I don’t have one nor do I know to get one I’ll use space Abraham Lincoln.

Me: Hello sir, you’re a great man

Him: Thank you son, but now that I’m back from space it’s time to go to a play

Me:*inside my head* Aw crap.