What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard!

Hmm...I've never had the opportunity to hear one.

" Hmm...I've never had the opportunity to hear one. "

whats a pick up line? (i dont get much english things)

Yeah it is.

GIMME SEX BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

"@stormlover1994: it's a phrase (usually one line) that is supposed to attract the opposite sex.Example: Hey, baby I'm going to call God and tell Him he forgot an angel! Now, that's a bad pick up line!"

Here is a classic:  "Baby is it hot in here or is it just you?"

lmao, okay.

"i want you like chelsea handler wants vodka."

i was reading her book. 'Hello vodka it's me, Chelsea' outside when, my ex-bf first talked to me...corny-est thing, but it was funny

No heres one "Girl I know you tired....Cuz you been runnin thru my mind ALL day...."

"If your right leg is christmas and you left leg is new years...can I get in between holidays"

almost every one i ever heard was the worst. sad really.

funniest: Quagmire of course!

"Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?"

"Nice legs. When do they open?"

" "Nice legs. When do they open?" "

"I'm here. What are your other two wishes?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

"Do you have a library card because I want to check you out."

"I'm rich."

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"I'm rich."

Show a cloth to the girl and say, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"Show a cloth to the girl and say, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" "

"show me your boobs."
seriously someone said this to me on a festival, i don't know if it counts as a pick up line, i guess he was just so drunk that he thought i'd actually do it. he looked surprized when i said hell no!

"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only TEN I SEE"

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"Show a cloth to the girl and say, "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" "

O_OThats less of a pickup line and more like an unconscious gang-rape line. "

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Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:

(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."

"Nice shoes want to eff?"

" "Are you from Tennessee because you are the only TEN I SEE" "

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"@War Killer said:

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Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:

(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."

I've never been hit on :( "

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"@War Killer said:

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Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:

(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe..."

I've never been hit on :( "

You will, one day. Don't rush it. "

frankly this ive heard alot lol which were bad....

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems

Last one was from the idiot down the street from me...

Lets do some math.

Lets divide your legs, add me, subtract our clothes and multiply.

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Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:

(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe... "

A personal favorite of mine: If I had a shotgun do you know what I'd do? I point it straight up at the sky and shoot Heaven on down to you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Wow,all of these were horrendous.
Sure glad I'm not a girl if it'd mean hearing some of those lines!

a girl tried to butter me up by telling me
" your so cute, you look just like...Baby Huey."

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"F##k me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?"

EDIT:this wasn't said to me it was said to someone behind me at a party once and I couldn't stop laughing.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

How much does a polar bear weigh?


enough to break the ice

=)

Dang. Somebody already said mine. How about...

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

If I followed your home, would you keep me?

Bond. James Bond.

If this bar was a meat market, you would be the prime rib.

You should be someone's wife.

All those curves, an me with no brakes...

"Do you have any tattoos in any other....places?" (Yes, she paused)

I laughed, and walked away.

"A yo b**ch."
I hear this one every now and then whenever i'm in Oakland.

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"A yo b**ch."
I hear this one every now and then whenever i'm in Oakland.

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" @The Psyentist said:

" @War Killer said:

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Haha.

Thankfully, I've never been hit with any of the classics. The closest thing I've ever got to a serious pickup line was:

(<--The hat) "If you wear a hat like that, please tell me you swing dance.""No...""Mind if I remedy that?"This was all after complimenting me constantly on my appearance. "I like that necklace." Looks down. "I like that shirt a lot too...you just are so awesome today! Well, not that you aren't EVERYday." Tehe... "

If you wore a hat like that I would complement it. I'd say: "Hey, that hat is bananas. How come you so ballin'?"You'd say: "A playa like me got make money, money, make money, money."Then I'd say: "DAMN." "

" "F##k me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?"EDIT:this wasn't said to me it was said to someone behind me at a party once and I couldn't stop laughing. "

Are you an angel because I have an erection!

" Are you an angel because I have an erection! "