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#1 Posted by Big_Nasty (413 posts) - - Show Bio

If you ask the average person what power would they like to have they would probally say Flight ( i prefer teleportation), super strength , or shoot beer out their hands. You know, the usual . But what is the lamest yet funny super power to have.

I'll go first,The power to give people uncontrollably flatulence .

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#2 Edited by NlGHTCRAWLER (2896 posts) - - Show Bio

Stretching.

EDIT:

I forgot about Jubilee...

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#3 Posted by ssejllenrad (13111 posts) - - Show Bio
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#4 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

To make people sh!t their pants.... multiple times.

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#5 Posted by the_stegman (38840 posts) - - Show Bio

My honest non funny answer, Stretching, I mean it's not really useful for that much.

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#6 Posted by SpideyPresence (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

This

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#7 Posted by Agent9149 (3624 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek: that's not a terrible power.....you could have alot of fun with that....

I say the power to CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR

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#8 Posted by Joewell911 (14336 posts) - - Show Bio

the power of BUBLES

u could beat 5 year old girls thoght

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#9 Posted by Swagger462 (396 posts) - - Show Bio

Invisibility. If you became invisible then you would also be blind. Useless.

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#10 Posted by Death Certificate (5720 posts) - - Show Bio

@Agent9149 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek: that's not a terrible power.....you could have alot of fun with that....

I say the power to CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR

That could save you money on buying contact lenses

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#11 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay I thought of a useless super power.

The super power to have the most insignificant power in 1,000,000 years.

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#12 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Stegman said:
My honest non funny answer, Stretching, I mean it's not really useful for that much.
Seriously? Immunity to blunt force trauma doesn't appeal to you? Stretching would be one of the best not-over the top powers to have, imo.
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#13 Posted by Xanax (179 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyPresence said:

This

LOL Good one.

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#14 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1498 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to blink really fast, to impregnate people by looking at them, the ability to crap hay, to grow hair really fast, sit down with the force of a hippo, to sneeze at the speed of light, the list is endless.

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#15 Posted by SpideyPresence (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

@jobiwankenobi: Sneezing at the speed of light seems quite strong >.>

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#16 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1498 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyPresence: Not with the force, with the speed. As in achoo! so fast no one even saw it.

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#17 Posted by OmegaTheDestroyer (1060 posts) - - Show Bio

Telepathic Link...to a Goldfish

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#18 Edited by the_stegman (38840 posts) - - Show Bio
@FadeToBlackBolt: well, it depends, I've seen Reed Richards get hurt by the blows of Thing or Wolverine, it's like a limited resistance to Blunt force trama...although Plastic Man seems pretty much unstoppable. Then there's  the whole bladed weapons thing you have to worry about.
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#19 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio
@The Stegman said:
@FadeToBlackBolt: well, it depends, I've seen Reed Richards get hurt by the blows of Thing or Wolverine, it's like a limited resistance to Blunt force trama...although Plastic Man seems pretty much unstoppable. Then they're the whole bladed weapons thing you have to worry about.
That's got more to do with the writers being morons, sadly. 
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#20 Posted by OmegaDynasty (10500 posts) - - Show Bio
@joewell said:

the power of BUBLES

u could beat 5 year old girls thoght

Well, depends on what the bubbles are made of. Soap you can blind people.  
  
Some lame powers... 
 
Changing color of things: 
 
 
  
 
Heart: 
 
  
 
 
or turning into a bucket of water: 
 
  

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#21 Posted by Joewell911 (14336 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:

@joewell said:

the power of BUBLES

u could beat 5 year old girls thoght

Well, depends on what the bubbles are made of. Soap you can blind people.

Some lame powers...

Changing color of things:




Heart:




or turning into a bucket of water:



yeah but thats compleatly unimtemadating( epic spelling fail ). what would the villan be, rainbowman lol

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#22 Edited by God_Spawn (41499 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

@FadeToBlackBolt: well, it depends, I've seen Reed Richards get hurt by the blows of Thing or Wolverine, it's like a limited resistance to Blunt force trama...although Plastic Man seems pretty much unstoppable. Then there's the whole bladed weapons thing you have to worry about.

That depends. Reed Richards has proven that he is immune to being cut by Wolverine if he wishes.

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#23 Posted by Saren (27584 posts) - - Show Bio

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

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#24 Posted by Static Shock (52612 posts) - - Show Bio

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Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

He really has that? -_-

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#25 Posted by Saren (27584 posts) - - Show Bio

@Static Shock said:

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

He really has that? -_-

I think it was only ever displayed during his appearances in Streets of Gotham, but yeah......apparently he sees all people as mutilated corpses.

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#26 Posted by MenaceForever2 (3866 posts) - - Show Bio

Immortality

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#27 Posted by Meteorite (3479 posts) - - Show Bio
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Chamber and Wither have two of the sucki-est powers around.

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#28 Posted by SpideyPresence (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

@menaceforever: It would be sad and horrible, but immortality wouldn't be lame. Imagine how smart you would be.

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#29 Posted by TDK_1997 (17839 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

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#30 Posted by Death Certificate (5720 posts) - - Show Bio

@jobiwankenobi said:

The ability to blink really fast, to impregnate people by looking at them, the ability to crap hay, to grow hair really fast, sit down with the force of a hippo, to sneeze at the speed of light, the list is endless.

Neither of those are lame

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#31 Posted by ms__omega (5199 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

@Static Shock said:

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

He really has that? -_-

I think it was only ever displayed during his appearances in Streets of Gotham, but yeah......apparently he sees all people as mutilated corpses.

Eww that would suck.

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#32 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

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Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

LMFAO SERIOUSLY?

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#33 Posted by Pwok21 (2464 posts) - - Show Bio

For me it would be Telepathy.

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#34 Posted by entropy_aegis (19242 posts) - - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

That's not really a power,more like us getting a glimpse of his unstable mind.

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#35 Posted by nickthedevil (14908 posts) - - Show Bio

Turning invisible when no one's looking at you.

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#36 Posted by The_Thunderer (3120 posts) - - Show Bio

Super Strength without enhanced durability.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes.

Super senses without being able to regulate them.

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#37 Posted by SpideyPresence (1912 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Thunderer said:

Super Strength without enhanced durability.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes.

Super senses without being able to regulate them.

Super Speed would still be great

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#38 Posted by marvelbeast (639 posts) - - Show Bio

wolverine claws with no healing factor and super hearing

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#39 Posted by The_Thunderer (3120 posts) - - Show Bio

@SpideyPresence said:

@The_Thunderer said:

Super Strength without enhanced durability.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes.

Super senses without being able to regulate them.

Super Speed would still be great

you would kill / injure yourself too much for it to be worth using.

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#40 Posted by marvelbeast (639 posts) - - Show Bio

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes you would just get clotheslined

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#41 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

The power to turn into water...once

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#42 Posted by krilling (2497 posts) - - Show Bio

Turning water into wine.

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#43 Posted by Death Certificate (5720 posts) - - Show Bio

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Turning water into wine.

You could make your own wine company with less costs

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#44 Posted by krilling (2497 posts) - - Show Bio

@Death Certificate: Touché..

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#45 Posted by Referee (12374 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to create threads like this!

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#46 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (8936 posts) - - Show Bio

the power Meg Griffin had in that episode of Family Guy. Make your fingernails grow longer by like 5 inches. Haha.

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#47 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8212 posts) - - Show Bio

http://www.comicvine.com/glob-herman/29-40586/

Glob Herman is basically a hideous thing of moving wax an organs.

Nothing fun seems to come out of this power.

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#48 Posted by moywar700 (3014 posts) - - Show Bio

The ablity to spot fake Toupées.

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#49 Posted by WhiteLion (68 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizzaro's super power X-Ray Hearing. How the hell does this work?

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#50 Posted by GardnerLantern (7 posts) - - Show Bio

The ability to turn yourself into chocolate but not regenerate. So can't go out during sun time, or rainy days. Nobody can take a part of you or you'll be handicapped.