What is the lamest Super Power to have

If you ask the average person what power would they like to have they would probally say Flight ( i prefer teleportation), super strength , or shoot beer out their hands. You know, the usual . But what is the lamest yet funny super power to have.

I'll go first,The power to give people uncontrollably flatulence .

Stretching.

EDIT:

I forgot about Jubilee...

To make people sh!t their pants.... multiple times.

My honest non funny answer, Stretching, I mean it's not really useful for that much.

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@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek: that's not a terrible power.....you could have alot of fun with that....

I say the power to CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR

the power of BUBLES

u could beat 5 year old girls thoght

Invisibility. If you became invisible then you would also be blind. Useless.

@Agent9149 said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek: that's not a terrible power.....you could have alot of fun with that....

I say the power to CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR

That could save you money on buying contact lenses

Okay I thought of a useless super power.

The super power to have the most insignificant power in 1,000,000 years.

My honest non funny answer, Stretching, I mean it's not really useful for that much.

@SpideyPresence said:

This

LOL Good one.

The ability to blink really fast, to impregnate people by looking at them, the ability to crap hay, to grow hair really fast, sit down with the force of a hippo, to sneeze at the speed of light, the list is endless.

@jobiwankenobi: Sneezing at the speed of light seems quite strong >.>

@SpideyPresence: Not with the force, with the speed. As in achoo! so fast no one even saw it.

Telepathic Link...to a Goldfish

@FadeToBlackBolt: well, it depends, I've seen Reed Richards get hurt by the blows of Thing or Wolverine, it's like a limited resistance to Blunt force trama...although Plastic Man seems pretty much unstoppable. Then they're the whole bladed weapons thing you have to worry about.

the power of BUBLES

u could beat 5 year old girls thoght

@OmegaDynasty said:

@joewell said:

the power of BUBLES

u could beat 5 year old girls thoght

Well, depends on what the bubbles are made of. Soap you can blind people.

Some lame powers...

Changing color of things:




Heart:




or turning into a bucket of water:

yeah but thats compleatly unimtemadating( epic spelling fail ). what would the villan be, rainbowman lol

@The Stegman said:

@FadeToBlackBolt: well, it depends, I've seen Reed Richards get hurt by the blows of Thing or Wolverine, it's like a limited resistance to Blunt force trama...although Plastic Man seems pretty much unstoppable. Then there's the whole bladed weapons thing you have to worry about.

That depends. Reed Richards has proven that he is immune to being cut by Wolverine if he wishes.

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

He really has that? -_-

@Static Shock said:

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

He really has that? -_-

I think it was only ever displayed during his appearances in Streets of Gotham, but yeah......apparently he sees all people as mutilated corpses.

Immortality

Chamber and Wither have two of the sucki-est powers around.

@menaceforever: It would be sad and horrible, but immortality wouldn't be lame. Imagine how smart you would be.

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

@jobiwankenobi said:

The ability to blink really fast, to impregnate people by looking at them, the ability to crap hay, to grow hair really fast, sit down with the force of a hippo, to sneeze at the speed of light, the list is endless.

Neither of those are lame

@CitizenBane said:

@Static Shock said:

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

He really has that? -_-

I think it was only ever displayed during his appearances in Streets of Gotham, but yeah......apparently he sees all people as mutilated corpses.

Eww that would suck.

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

LMFAO SERIOUSLY?

For me it would be Telepathy.

@CitizenBane said:

Victor Zsasz's murder vision.

That's not really a power,more like us getting a glimpse of his unstable mind.

Turning invisible when no one's looking at you.

Super Strength without enhanced durability.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes.

Super senses without being able to regulate them.

@The_Thunderer said:

Super Strength without enhanced durability.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes.

Super senses without being able to regulate them.

Super Speed would still be great

wolverine claws with no healing factor and super hearing

@SpideyPresence said:

@The_Thunderer said:

Super Strength without enhanced durability.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes.

Super senses without being able to regulate them.

Super Speed would still be great

you would kill / injure yourself too much for it to be worth using.

Super Speed without enhanced reflexes you would just get clotheslined

The power to turn into water...once

Turning water into wine.

@krilling said:

Turning water into wine.

You could make your own wine company with less costs

@Death Certificate: Touché..

The ability to create threads like this!

the power Meg Griffin had in that episode of Family Guy. Make your fingernails grow longer by like 5 inches. Haha.

http://www.comicvine.com/glob-herman/29-40586/

Glob Herman is basically a hideous thing of moving wax an organs.

Nothing fun seems to come out of this power.

The ablity to spot fake Toupées.

Bizzaro's super power X-Ray Hearing. How the hell does this work?

The ability to turn yourself into chocolate but not regenerate. So can't go out during sun time, or rainy days. Nobody can take a part of you or you'll be handicapped.