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#3551 Posted by StMichalofWilson (5631 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you looking at my ass?

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#3552 Posted by Lan_Fan (12681 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Batman.

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#3553 Posted by deactivated-5bf88faef2b3a (765 posts) - - Show Bio

And im freeeeeee...free falling

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#3554 Posted by SpareHeadOne (5864 posts) - - Show Bio

I hate looking like a gremlin

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#3555 Posted by Lan_Fan (12681 posts) - - Show Bio

You stole my property!

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#3556 Posted by biswaboxz (3642 posts) - - Show Bio

Darling i can't stop thinking about .

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#3557 Posted by Blubber (1147 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Batman!

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#3558 Posted by Windbreaker (206 posts) - - Show Bio

Food!!!!

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#3559 Posted by ourmanuel (10481 posts) - - Show Bio

time to go solo someone...

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#3560 Posted by Lan_Fan (12681 posts) - - Show Bio

Ripping someone's heart out.

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#3561 Posted by TheInsufferable (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

Developing a massive obsessive possessive crush.

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#3562 Posted by Referee (15926 posts) - - Show Bio

(Evil Laugh)

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#3563 Edited by gunmetalgrey (4668 posts) - - Show Bio

Ho-ho-hold it right there! You've been very naughty! It's the box for you!

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#3564 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

Wee, Pretty Glittering Unicorns and Kittens

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#3565 Edited by KingLouie (2967 posts) - - Show Bio

Did I remember to turn the stove off.......Yes.

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#3566 Edited by Supermanthor (16131 posts) - - Show Bio

When Deadpool 3 will hit to the theaters

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#3567 Posted by Lan_Fan (12681 posts) - - Show Bio

I farted.

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#3568 Posted by KingLouie (2967 posts) - - Show Bio

I spy another guy to bait and trap.

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#3569 Posted by deactivated-5c25134bce5cd (105 posts) - - Show Bio

"there's a holes in my bucket dear liza dear liza"

"I'm taking this girl out to dinosaur and i want your opinion."

"Dinosaur? Why are you saying dinosaur? You mean lunch!"

I am the 5 million hands of deceit friend.

Da man in gauze....do you know da way?

Good job that's how to do it!

Pfufufufu.

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#3570 Posted by MyLittleFascist (31453 posts) - - Show Bio

"Angst, brood, angst, brood."

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#3571 Posted by cosmic_reign (3418 posts) - - Show Bio

Whatever you can do, I can do better!

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#3572 Posted by deactivated-5c25134bce5cd (105 posts) - - Show Bio

Whatever you can do, I can do better!

No you can't.

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#3573 Posted by SeaGod (4652 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably a shopping list for hair products

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#3574 Posted by Lan_Fan (12681 posts) - - Show Bio

Giving an ass-whooping to someone.

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#3575 Posted by deactivated-5c25134bce5cd (105 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gonna turn the couch into skittles when i get home.

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#3576 Posted by Lan_Fan (12681 posts) - - Show Bio

About his disturbingly similar look to that dude from Samurai X.

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#3577 Edited by deactivated-5c25134bce5cd (105 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll use telepathy on my kittens. Dropkick a vending machine.

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#3578 Posted by BatmanPlusJay (3877 posts) - - Show Bio

Who tf ate that last pizza in the fridge I was saving

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#3579 Posted by deactivated-5c25134bce5cd (105 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone stuffed a pizza in my toilet bowl.

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#3580 Posted by reaverlation (25832 posts) - - Show Bio

What's for dinner?

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#3581 Edited by ourmanuel (10481 posts) - - Show Bio

Why did I paint my face this way again?

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#3582 Posted by KingLouie (2967 posts) - - Show Bio

My mom made me wear this for school pictures

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#3583 Posted by cosmic_reign (3418 posts) - - Show Bio

If I were a boy???

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#3584 Posted by deactivated-5c25134bce5cd (105 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the absolute ruler of the cosmos. Try to test me.

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#3585 Posted by BatmanPlusJay (3877 posts) - - Show Bio

He still ain't find that pizza

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#3586 Edited by cosmic_reign (3418 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm from Gotham...BITCH!

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#3587 Posted by MyLittleFascist (31453 posts) - - Show Bio

Let there be light!

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#3588 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (12809 posts) - - Show Bio

"This'll be my new Tinder profile pic."

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#3589 Posted by BatmanPlusJay (3877 posts) - - Show Bio

"I think I got a blister on my lip. Somebody get me half a gallon of blistex"

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#3590 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Prison Mike!

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#3591 Posted by Blubber (1147 posts) - - Show Bio

My movie was still the best Spider-Man movie!!! (Evil Laugh)

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#3592 Posted by Mutant1230 (6378 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm blubbery

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#3593 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a Welcome sign!

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#3594 Posted by Referee (15926 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gonna get you!

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#3595 Posted by Backstabber (6896 posts) - - Show Bio

Foul