What if every vehicle in this world is activated and driven by butt controls?

What if every vehicle in this world is activated and driven by butt controls?

It's been a question that's been going on in my mind since I've seen the first three episodes of Darling In The Franxx (And I've never gone back. Go watch Evangelion instead.) and I've been thinking back on the controls for a while from Gigguk memes. I don't know why. I think it would be an interesting discussion.

I refuse to watch that video. I won't do it. This looks like some kinda f***ing eldritch abomination sh*t.

@wolverinebatmanftw: Nah, "eldritch abomination sh*t" is tentacle hentai. This is a whole new beast entirely.

Interesting.

It's weird to think about where we came from as a species and how that led to anime.

I'd say it's a successful evolution.

@life_without_progress: in a way, i guess it would be like needing a chófer for every car in the world, so, more jobs available, less cars, since it would be more expensive to drive around (since you'd have to pay for the person in your car.)

Not practical at all.

Besides, what makes you think that the but controls would be as firm and cute as the videos'? Think of your average Taxi driver; that's what you'll get.

I for one would be taking the bicycle a lot more often.

@buckwheat: nah, I'm just wondering about butt controls.

A-1 Pictures and Studio Trigger are horny folks.

@life_without_progress: "nah, I'm just wondering about butt controls."

What do you mean? I was referring to that.

Darling in the FranxX was such a mess...

But hey, unzips

The firmness of my asscheeks will enable me to drive very well. I'm pretty sure there'd be a lot of car accidents though, if that were the case.