What Five Questions Would You Ask God

Are you God?

Seriously, what is the meaning of life?

Can I get a sandwhich?

Something to drink it down with too?

Can be you for a while?

1. Is there an after life?
2. Does following a religion matter or is being a generally good person ample enough?
3. How many other worlds out there have intelligent life?
4. Is humanity destined to destroy itself or will we flourish? 
5. Are you the only power out there or are you just one of many?

@Enemybird said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

1) Which God are you ?

2) Why did you go to such great lengths to conceal yourself ?

3) How did you come to be ?

4) Depending on which god your are,why are you so evil ?

5) If hell exists can I go there instead of spending an entirety with you ?

All of this is hypothetical of course because a god does not exist.

You got the first two questions from Richard Dawkins.

I did,but I said them because they are good questions.

You again?

How'd there get to be so many of you?

Did yo hear the one about the priest, the rabbi and the imam..?

Isn't it curious that all the judeo-christian holy days fall exactly on the same days as the old pagan revelries, and the christian stories so closely parallel ancient myths?

Boy, those so-called 'christians' really got it wrong, huh?

1 - Who were you mad at the day you created Hitler?

2 - Who has a more epic beard, the guys in ZZ top or your kid?

3 - What is a kegger in heaven like?

4 - How long are you going to tease us with this peace in the middle east thing?

5 - We all know you rested on the 7th day, but did you stop there or take a long weekend?

Why anything? What's the point of it all? Why do I not have magical powers and a !@#$%^ing overcoat to go with them? What is life and what are you?

1. Hey, how's it going?
2. Why doesn't anyone worship other gods anymore
3. Did you smite them?
4. I'll trade you a Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez and One Direction for Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan, Mitch Lucker and Paul Gray. Deal?
5. Who the hell do you think you are?

It this the real life, is this just fantasy?

What did you think of Supernatural Season Five, was it accurate?

Is there a pantheon around here that I can hang out in?

Can Jesus make me a new desk?

Winner of Goku vs Superman?

Hey, who said you're allowed to leave your post to answer questions on the internet? You have work to do! I don't pay you lounge around and waste time...

Are you circumcised?

Were your followers supposed to take the bible literally?

Who do you sleep with, or do you just masturbate?

Do you really want your followers to persecute others based on your words on whats right and wrong or did they just misread your message?

Why do people not realize that given the place where Jesus was born he would not be white?