What do you think about more ? Sex or Gainz (men only)

Sex

I like potatoes.

I think this is a contender for the douchiest thread on this site.

@Pokeysteve: not really, sex and gainz are two things men think about constantly

Money.

Genocide of mankind.

Definitely sex and chicks. It's on my mind 24/7. I thought it would die down after high school, but this shit is out of hand. It's almost as bad as then. Maybe it's due to working out and testosterone production. I don't really think about working out after I've already worked out. It's done and over with until the next day. But gains are on my mind a lot too. It's a vicious cycle.

I remember when I was 15 or 16. I was a monster. I wanted to stick it in everywhere. Anything with a hole. I even tried a bagel once out of desperation. Ridiculous.

*stuffs panties and puts on fake mustache*

Hello, fellow men! What are we doing today? Beer and lift?

@bruxae: No. That was yesterday. Today it's Sportball and body noise.

I think about all things because I'm omniscient (do not question me), but I check my out figure more often than I do my libido.

Sex. Gain thoughts take their time off until the next workout, but my old man is always persuading me to stick it in something.

SEX. I had a dream the other day that woke me up in the middle of the night. But I can't tell you about it! You'd get too jelly.

Not if it was just a dream. =p

You wish that you could dream so good.

Were you visited by Freddy Krueger?

If you have sex in the dream, do you have sex for real?

@silkyballfro94: gross! I'm glad I didn't go to public school...

This thread isis so stereotypical.

It's like asking women what they think of more, cooking or shopping.

hehe

LMAO

Every 7 seconds???

Is this a safe place?

It all depends on whether or not you think more about sex or gainz. I'll leave it to you to interpret which makes it safe and which makes in unsafe. Shouldn't be too hard to guess.

@sacrificer: All I care about is making my gf happy (my gf could be watching so I can't answer honestly!!!)

I know how you can make your gf happy!

Kittens. Buy lots of 'em.

@sacrificer: But I got two cats already! More kittens wouldn't hurt tho

I meant for sacrifice. Sacrificing kittens.

Well, i train to look good. Mostly because it helps in day to day.

Sex

Reminds me of American Pie when that dude tried to stick his sausage in a cake.

Working out is kinda boring and it is hard work to build muscles. Therefore I think more about sex lol.

Every 6.9 seconds

Hello Thanos.

Hello Donald Trump.

It's a false statistic. The average man typically thinks about sex 15-20 times a day.

OT: Definitely sex. I have a very high sex drive

I think about sex only when I'm not busy.

@arranvid said:

Sex is obviously hard, too. It involves pulling a girl first, something I'm incapable of doing.

@thevamphunter: Weren’t you bragging about having a girlfriend just a few months ago? lol

@zetsu-san said:

I was kidding. Anyone can pull girls, regardless of their gender, age, or looks. Out of the 7 billion humans on Earth, there will always be someone who'll appreciate you for who you are.

Gains both mentally (books, meditation, spending as much time as you can outdoors) and physically- lifting in anyway + martial arts are far more rewarding in the long term as you’ll attract a partner of equal value to build a solid family unit.

Hello Mr. Miyagi, welcome to the Vine!!! I'm a fan of your movies!

@arranvid: If you were a true fan, you’d pay me the damn rent.

Give me rent.