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#1 Edited by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

So back in 5th grade I decided to start playing hooky & after the 3rd time a truancy officer tracked me down & the school called my mother at work but only told her about that 1 time so I just told her I was late & started running when I heard the bell & didn't know I had diarrhea & while I was running I accidentally shit my pants so I had to walk back home to change & it totally got me off the hook.

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#2 Edited by mimisalome (5342 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a lie per se,

But many years ago, i tried to fake my own death and it was convincing enough to make my dog cry.

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#3 Posted by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a lie per se,

But many years ago, i tried to fake my own death and it was convincing enough to make my dog cry.

Your dog as in your dog or your dog as in your bro?

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#4 Edited by mimisalome (5342 posts) - - Show Bio

Your dog as in your dog or your dog as in your bro?

Dog as in my dog.

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#5 Posted by MOWJACK (1297 posts) - - Show Bio

that there is a bunny living on the moon

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#7 Posted by Necromancer76 (3783 posts) - - Show Bio

I once convinced my team that I had a girlfriend.

But I don’t

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#8 Posted by deactivated-5a84a212043e5 (2790 posts) - - Show Bio

I convinced some people that tide pods aren't part of a healthy breakfast. Fools. More tide pods for me now.

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#9 Posted by jayc1324 (26431 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't tell lies

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#10 Edited by IronGentleman (9 posts) - - Show Bio

I convinced an ex that it was for the best we went separate ways.

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#11 Posted by boschePG (6320 posts) - - Show Bio

I use to 'make out' with the females at my job in my office. They always worried about people walking in and I told them not to worry. They then would respond if I have done this before with others. I denied it every time

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#12 Edited by gamiz7 (1396 posts) - - Show Bio

i dont like to lie,

my sister has told me many lies when i was a kid, she told be girls master bait with their armpits and also she told me black slavery happened because african tribes lost a bet and that Bush cause 9/11

she would also lock me in a dark room and say chucky from the childs play movies was gonna get me

my sister is a messed up person

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#13 Posted by deactivated-5b9c488ed7f76 (10909 posts) - - Show Bio

@boschepg said:

I use to 'make out' with the females at my job in my office. They always worried about people walking in and I told them not to worry. They then would respond if I have done this before with others. I denied it every time

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#14 Posted by deactivated-5c07a0327fd39 (4596 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm fine."

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#15 Posted by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

@gear4god said:

"I'm fine."

I hear ya' brother! Me neither!

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#16 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (18058 posts) - - Show Bio

Lies arent something to brag about.

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#17 Posted by Dernman (26042 posts) - - Show Bio

make my dog cry.

Make your family cry fine but make your dog cry is just evil. shame on you.

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#18 Edited by Dernman (26042 posts) - - Show Bio

@irongentleman said:

I convinced an ex that it was for the best we went separate ways.

How was it not for the best?

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#19 Posted by Outside_85 (23518 posts) - - Show Bio

Told my younger sister that soda, like cola and the like, was 'too strong' for girls... resulting in several years where she wouldn't drink it :)

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#20 Posted by BumpyBoo (14790 posts) - - Show Bio

Lies arent something to brag about.

Kinda thought this too. Definitely wouldn't use the word "best" to describe any of them.

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#21 Edited by MrAbductor (1263 posts) - - Show Bio

I convinced my entire form at college(UK) and some others at secondary school that i was the leader of a notorious London street gang, Gas Gang.

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#22 Posted by Cable_Extreme (16791 posts) - - Show Bio

Best lie I ever told was to the mods on this site, wont say what it was though.

Lol JK

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#23 Posted by deactivated-5a90ca82ccb5f (6669 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Posted by Green_Tea (10529 posts) - - Show Bio

This week my manager asked what my availability will be since he still thinks I’m in college.

I told him I’d be available afternoons from Sunday until Wednesday, but he asked me to bring my schedule for proof.

I panicked but later I found an old schedule and after some tinkering I showed it to him yesterday and he said thanks.

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#26 Posted by MrAbductor (1263 posts) - - Show Bio

This week my manager asked what my availability will be since he still thinks I’m in college.

I told him I’d be available afternoons from Sunday until Wednesday, but he asked me to bring my schedule for proof.

I panicked but later I found an old schedule and after some tinkering I showed it to him yesterday and he said thanks.

Hi five!!!