We have a New Epidemic

There have been 3 reports of men ejaculating in Public. One was in the aisle of target, one on an Airplane, and another in a Bookstore. I dont understand...what is the thrill? And another man was arrested for having sex with a park bench. is mugging people so last year? like lets get our accts together.

Yes, it's probably the thrill of possibly getting caught. That's why they do it.

Annoying but tolerable.

well then,i have nothing to say

May i add that the woman in target had the fluid land on her leg and the woman on the plane had some in her hair....nothing wrong with wanting a thrill but its more like in a bathroom or dressing room not on Aisle 9 in wal-mart in the middle of the afternoon

what's wrong with this (its better than mugging) besides the only one who should have any probable with these confrontations is the idiots getting caught

pixelized says:

"May i add that the woman in target had the fluid land on her leg and the woman on the plane had some in her hair....nothing wrong with wanting a thrill but its more like in a bathroom or dressing room not on Aisle 9 in wal-mart in the middle of the afternoon"

ok, after reading that I guess I might take back that earlier statement (or at least parts of it)

Exemplar of Power says:

"what's wrong with this (its better than mugging) besides the only one who should have any probable with these confrontations is the idiots getting caught"

That is really sick and really inappropriate. I think I have to agree with pixelized on this one.

lmao

Wow. This is really strange. But people have been doing lewd acts in Public for sometime now. They just had on the news where some guys tried to pay a 14 year old girl to watch him jack off in front of her while he sat on a bench at a playground earlier today. As I have said before, people today are sicker then they ever was

King Saturn says:

"Wow. This is really strange. But people have been doing lewd acts in Public for sometime now. They just had on the news where some guys tried to pay a 14 year old girl to watch him jack off in front of her while he sat on a bench at a playground earlier today. As I have said before, people today are sicker then they ever was"

I think i would take someone up on that offer. lol j.k ummmmmmmm, idk, why are people so bold these days? or maybe they arent, maybe they're just insane in the membrane...

I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people.

Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

that's what I thought...but obviously other people don't feel the same way

Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

Black Tom Cassidy says:

"pixelized says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

Disagreed. Although mugging is bad there's a finacial reason as to why it happens. Public masterbation on the other hand is pointless...i dont care if someone does it, just handle it in the bathroom...not in the frozen food section of your local grocery store
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personally I'd much rather get ejaculated on at the grocery store than killed in a mugging..."

when i think of a mugging i think of it more as a woman getting her post stolen while she walks down the street, so thats how i was using it...i'd much perfer what you suggested instaed of death as well. but anyway...i probably should have said like shop- lifting instead...whatevs.lol

King Saturn says:

"Wow. This is really strange. But people have been doing lewd acts in Public for sometime now. They just had on the news where some guys tried to pay a 14 year old girl to watch him jack off in front of her while he sat on a bench at a playground earlier today. As I have said before, people today are sicker then they ever was"

Well, there's a pedophile I.D.'d before he did any harm.

pixelized says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

Disagreed. Although mugging is bad there's a finacial reason as to why it happens. Public masterbation on the other hand is pointless...i dont care if someone does it, just handle it in the bathroom...not in the frozen food section of your local grocery store
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personally I'd much rather get ejaculated on at the grocery store than killed in a mugging...

pixelized says:

"when i think of a mugging i think of it more as a woman getting her post stolen while she walks down the street, so thats how i was using it...i'd much perfer what you suggested instaed of death as well. but anyway...i probably should have said like shop- lifting instead...whatevs.lol"

well in that case, since I'm not a woman or a shop-owner, mugging would be my preference too

Shooting genetic material on other people is absolutely unacceptable. Simply jerking off in public is just annoying.

Black Tom Cassidy says:

"pixelized says:

"when i think of a mugging i think of it more as a woman getting her post stolen while she walks down the street, so thats how i was using it...i'd much perfer what you suggested instaed of death as well. but anyway...i probably should have said like shop- lifting instead...whatevs.lol"

well in that case, since I'm not a woman or a shop-owner, mugging would be my preference too"

your walking down the street and your wallet suddenly goes missing...sir, you've just been mugged

Knowsbleed33 says:

"Shooting genetic material on other people is absolutely unacceptable. Simply jerking off in public is just annoying."

Its not just the masterbation part, its the doing it in public...do it in the stall of a bathroom and everything would be just damn delightful

Some people need a thrill. It's like people who screw in the stands at baseball games. I'm not disagreeing there are better places to do it, I'm just saying it could be worse.

Knowsbleed33 says:

"Some people need a thrill. It's like people who screw in the stands at baseball games. I'm not disagreeing there are better places to do it, I'm just saying it could be worse."

I agree it could be worse..but you cant pick and choose what situations need attention...its like saying you wont get mad at your child for sleeping in class because there was one who was talking in their sleep...maybe not the best of examples but i'm tired. haha

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Reading this thread, I'm wondering right now why mugging is seen as "acceptable" where jacking off in public is not? I'm just a little confused.

With mugging, I believe you would be in more danger? You have a chance of getting hurt or shot if they hold a gun to you. But masturbating in public? It's seen as an outrage? Sex is everywhere yet we're afraid when what someone's doing what should be done in private is done in public?

Can anyone explain?

Ms. Invisible says:

"Reading this thread, I'm wondering right now why mugging is seen as "acceptable" where jacking off in public is not? I'm just a little confused.With mugging, I believe you would be in more danger? You have a chance of getting hurt or shot if they hold a gun to you. But masturbating in public? It's seen as an outrage? Sex is everywhere yet we're afraid when what someone's doing what should be done in private is done in public?Can anyone explain?"

that's what I asked but pixelized says mugging doesn't include possibility of being hurt or killed

when i use or hear the term "mug" i think of someone being robbed in non violent ways. My mistake for throwing the assumption that everyone thought of it the same....

That said people mug because they need money. Be it for food, rent, drugs or whatever. Masterbation on the other hand is done for what? idk...again no problem with it, i'd prefer it to be done in the bathroom, or a sex shop, maybe even in an ally....not while waiting in line at McDonalds

King Saturn says:

"Ms. Invisible says:

"Reading this thread, I'm wondering right now why mugging is seen as "acceptable" where jacking off in public is not? I'm just a little confused. With mugging, I believe you would be in more danger? You have a chance of getting hurt or shot if they hold a gun to you. But masturbating in public? It's seen as an outrage? Sex is everywhere yet we're afraid when what someone's doing what should be done in private is done in public? Can anyone explain?"

I dont consider either one acceptable. Mugging and Masterbation in Public are both Terrible Acts to me. Mugging should never be accepted under no circumstances and masterbation well... do it at home or least not in public. "

Which one would you rather have happen? Get mugged or see somebody choke the chicken? I don't know about you, but I'd rather see somebody beat off then lose MY money or something of value that I have and risk getting hurt.

pixelized says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

Disagreed. Although mugging is bad there's a finacial reason as to why it happens. Public masterbation on the other hand is pointless...i dont care if someone does it, just handle it in the bathroom...not in the frozen food section of your local grocery store
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Financial Reason? Just because somebody has a financial problem that doesn't mean they have the right to go steal something that I worked hard for. That's bullshit. Don't give me that excuse. It's an attitude like that that makes thieves think they can get away with that kind of thing. That's some serious crap that I just don't believe in.

Ms. Invisible says:

"Reading this thread, I'm wondering right now why mugging is seen as "acceptable" where jacking off in public is not? I'm just a little confused. With mugging, I believe you would be in more danger? You have a chance of getting hurt or shot if they hold a gun to you. But masturbating in public? It's seen as an outrage? Sex is everywhere yet we're afraid when what someone's doing what should be done in private is done in public? Can anyone explain?"

I dont consider either one acceptable. Mugging and Masterbation in Public are both Terrible Acts to me. Mugging should never be accepted under no circumstances and masterbation well... do it at home or least not in public.

Eternal Chaos says:

"pixelized says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

Disagreed. Although mugging is bad there's a finacial reason as to why it happens. Public masterbation on the other hand is pointless...i dont care if someone does it, just handle it in the bathroom...not in the frozen food section of your local grocery store
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Financial Reason? Just because somebody has a financial problem that doesn't mean they have the right to go steal something that ***I*** worked hard for. That's bullshit. Don't give me that excuse. It's an attitude like that that makes thieves think they can get away with that kind of thing. That's some serious crap that I just don't believe in."

I said it to say that theres more of a reason behind mugging's where as masterbation there isnt...its just a little bit of self indulgence, please take 3 steps aways from the edge before replying to anything else i have to say. lol

Eternal Chaos says:

"King Saturn says:

"Ms. Invisible says:

"Reading this thread, I'm wondering right now why mugging is seen as "acceptable" where jacking off in public is not? I'm just a little confused. With mugging, I believe you would be in more danger? You have a chance of getting hurt or shot if they hold a gun to you. But masturbating in public? It's seen as an outrage? Sex is everywhere yet we're afraid when what someone's doing what should be done in private is done in public? Can anyone explain?"

I dont consider either one acceptable. Mugging and Masterbation in Public are both Terrible Acts to me. Mugging should never be accepted under no circumstances and masterbation well... do it at home or least not in public. "

Which one would you rather have happen? Get mugged or see somebody choke the chicken? I don't know about you, but I'd rather see somebody beat off then lose MY money or something of value that I have and risk getting hurt."

Well, I rather someone choke the chicken instead of see someone get mugged. But I wouldnt want to see it. LOL

pixelized says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"pixelized says:

"Eternal Chaos says:

"I'd rather have a bunch of idiots choking the chicken in public then mugging people. "

Disagreed. Although mugging is bad there's a finacial reason as to why it happens. Public masterbation on the other hand is pointless...i dont care if someone does it, just handle it in the bathroom...not in the frozen food section of your local grocery store
Post Edited:2008-04-10 20:10:08"

Financial Reason? Just because somebody has a financial problem that doesn't mean they have the right to go steal something that ***I*** worked hard for. That's bullshit. Don't give me that excuse. It's an attitude like that that makes thieves think they can get away with that kind of thing. That's some serious crap that I just don't believe in."

I said it to say that theres more of a reason behind mugging's where as masterbation there isnt...its just a little bit of self indulgence, please take 3 steps aways from the edge before replying to anything else i have to say. lol"

More reason to mugging but no less guilty.

@Saturn: LoL, you get the idea. If you had to be sit down and see a guy in the middle of choking his chicken for a second as opposed to getting robbed, which would you do? Exactly.

How often is mugging NOT violent? Probably not often at all.

Ahhhhhh. Remember the good ole days when people used frequent dark, sleazy theaters in red light districts in order to massage the monkey?

Oh Pee Wee Herman! Where are you when society needs you most?!?

A threat of epic proportions! The security of our way of life is threatened by a few deviants wanking in public!

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AAAHHHH!!!!

Breast Master says:

"Ahhhhhh. Remember the good ole days when people used frequent dark, sleazy theaters in red light districts in order to massage the monkey? Oh Pee Wee Herman! Where are you when society needs you most?!?"

Its funny you bring him up. Why did Pee Wee get in trouble for that anyways ? Wasnt he in a Adult Movie Theater ? I thought thats what most of the guys did there ( wax the monkey ).

King Saturn says:

"Why did Pee Wee get in trouble for that anyways ? Wasnt he in a Adult Movie Theater ?"

No. He was busted for stealing mice from a local pet store, and allowing them to crawl up his pee hole. Problem was that he did this inside the women's dressing room in Lord & Taylor.

pixelized says:

"Black Tom Cassidy says:

"pixelized says:

"when i think of a mugging i think of it more as a woman getting her post stolen while she walks down the street, so thats how i was using it...i'd much perfer what you suggested instaed of death as well. but anyway...i probably should have said like shop- lifting instead...whatevs.lol"

well in that case, since I'm not a woman or a shop-owner, mugging would be my preference too"

your walking down the street and your wallet suddenly goes missing...sir, you've just been mugged"

Muggings are never that simple! you don't just realise you've been mugged after the fact by looking for your purse and realizing it's not there, you realize your getting mugged when the person's trying to beat the sh$% outta you trying to get what they want! and people more often don't mug people cause there short of change, it's the act! If your going to mug someone for valuables, it generally means that the person's willing to lay the smackdown on ya to get what they want, not just ask you nicely or snatch it of you as they run by, this modern times, not fifty or sixty years ago!

Breast Master says:

"King Saturn says:

"Why did Pee Wee get in trouble for that anyways ? Wasnt he in a Adult Movie Theater ?"

No. He was busted for stealing mice from a local pet store, and allowing them to crawl up his pee hole. Problem was that he did this inside the women's dressing room in Lord & Taylor. "

Whoa ! I have never heard that story about Pee Wee. Damn Pee Wee. LOL

Breast Master says:

"King Saturn says:

"Why did Pee Wee get in trouble for that anyways ? Wasnt he in a Adult Movie Theater ?"

No. He was busted for stealing mice from a local pet store, and allowing them to crawl up his pee hole. Problem was that he did this inside the women's dressing room in Lord & Taylor. "

Actually Breast Master. Pee Wee Herman was arrested for waxing his monkey in a Adult Theater.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Wee_Herman#Arrests

Here Is The Link

King Saturn says:

"Actually Breast Master. Pee Wee Herman was arrested for waxing his monkey in a Adult Theater."

::smacks own head against wall....... really f@#cking hard::

Yeah.

I know.

That's why my first sentence read: Ahhhhhh. Remember the good ole days when people used frequent dark, sleazy theaters in red light districts in order to massage the monkey?

Which was then followed by: Oh Pee Wee Herman! Where are you when society needs you most?!?

Silly me! I thought sentence ONE lead into sentence TWO!

::SIGH::

lordraiden says:

"pixelized says:

"Black Tom Cassidy says:

"pixelized says:

"when i think of a mugging i think of it more as a woman getting her post stolen while she walks down the street, so thats how i was using it...i'd much perfer what you suggested instaed of death as well. but anyway...i probably should have said like shop- lifting instead...whatevs.lol"

well in that case, since I'm not a woman or a shop-owner, mugging would be my preference too"

your walking down the street and your wallet suddenly goes missing...sir, you've just been mugged"

Muggings are never that simple! you don't just realise you've been mugged after the fact by looking for your purse and realizing it's not there, you realize your getting mugged when the person's trying to beat the sh$% outta you trying to get what they want! and people more often don't mug people cause there short of change, it's the act! If your going to mug someone for valuables, it generally means that the person's willing to lay the smackdown on ya to get what they want, not just ask you nicely or snatch it of you as they run by, this modern times, not fifty or sixty years ago!"

Black tom Cassidy's statement was he wouldnt get mugged because he's not a woman...i replied letting him know that more than just woman get mugged...that is all [[=

thats nasty as f@ck to beat ur meat in public...i dont wanna see no one rubbin one out

Breast Master says:

"King Saturn says:

"Actually Breast Master. Pee Wee Herman was arrested for waxing his monkey in a Adult Theater."

::smacks own head against wall....... really f@#cking hard:: Yeah. I know. That's why my first sentence read: Ahhhhhh. Remember the good ole days when people used frequent dark, sleazy theaters in red light districts in order to massage the monkey? Which was then followed by: Oh Pee Wee Herman! Where are you when society needs you most?!? Silly me! I thought sentence ONE lead into sentence TWO! ::SIGH::"

Thats not the point. When I asked you didnt Pee Wee get in trouble for waxing his monkey in a Adult Movie Theater you replied saying. No. he got in trouble for putting mice in his pants or something like that. So it was sort of like your last comment offset your first one.

Breast Master says:

"King Saturn says:

"Thats not the point. When I asked you didnt Pee Wee get in trouble for waxing his monkey in a Adult Movie Theater you replied saying. No. he got in trouble for putting mice in his pants or something like that. So it was sort of like your last comment offset your first one. "

You... Are... Dense... "

But I am right. BTW...how the hell did you post so fast ?

King Saturn says:

"Thats not the point. When I asked you didnt Pee Wee get in trouble for waxing his monkey in a Adult Movie Theater you replied saying. No. he got in trouble for putting mice in his pants or something like that. So it was sort of like your last comment offset your first one. "

You...

Are...

Dense...

Breast Master says:

"King Saturn says:

"Thats not the point. When I asked you didnt Pee Wee get in trouble for waxing his monkey in a Adult Movie Theater you replied saying. No. he got in trouble for putting mice in his pants or something like that. So it was sort of like your last comment offset your first one. "

You... Are... Dense... "

Have you ever been challenged for the role of Master of the Breast lol

I no longer wish to converse with someone this socially retarded. My brain... it actually hurts.