Ask the neighbor if you can put your trash in their cans, if he/she ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," walk away laughing hysterically.
When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.
"Can't the house just be burned to the ground? They'd have to move then. It would be silly to stay."
that is one of the ways, but it is very dangerous unless you plan to set the whole neighborhood on fire"
Entire neighborhoods don't always go up from one housefire. You'd have to keep the FD away for a while so they didnt stop the fire from spreading if you want to do it that way though. Quick, you slash their tires and I'll set the blaze. Yes? No? either way really.
a burning bag of crap on the doorstep weekly should work
make it appear that you are always hiring hookers to come over
have lots of hot college chics play in your yard in their bikinis with the water hose (being totally inappropriate) when the neighbors little kids are outside playing
when everyone else is headed to church in the morning, be in your front yard drinking straight from a bottle of jack working on your motorcycle
ride your motorcycle up and down the street late at night, just to make sure it is working
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