Wacky conspiracy theories.

Which ones make you laugh your ass off.

"David Emory claims that Nazi leader Martin Bormann never died and has built a global empire involving, among many others, the Bush family,Hassan al Banna, Grover Norquist, Shay Horse, Meyer Lansky, and Michael Chertoff."

and anything involving David Icke makes me laugh and than very angry.

Aliens killed JFK.

@mandarinestro: Wow I never heard that one LOL

@rev_sulphur: The British Royal Family, The Clintons and The Obamas are all 10 foot Reptilians in disguise.

Ahhh David Icke, he really is a wackjob.

@rev_sulphur: But what if David Icke is a rogue Reptilian, exposing their secrets ?

@consolemaster001: Nah sure he is the son of god after all. Seriously he said that.

So anyone reckon the latest Royal baby due is the anti-christ? You know...just like they said the last one was?

Lizard people running our government.

Hitler is still alive

Mainly the reptilian thing, if Icke can provide some undeniable proof then I will believe but he has yet to provide any evidence supporting his claims, just a whole lot of yapping (Like a lot of conspiracy theorists)

Modern day Illuminati is kind of humorous is well, especially the illuminati in hip-hop lol I swear some people have never heard of a gimmick before.

All german shepherds are Nazi

The earth is flat.

Stephen King killed John Lennon

Cats are actually aliens.

Cross walk devices are a way for the government to collect DNA samples of us in order to continue their genetics research.

Reptilians for sure.

That I'm actually sane.

@The_Deathstroker:

True. It still puzzles me how you escaped from the psychiatric hospital.

A Banned Group of Users are planning to do something.......Arrgggg....

Greatest one ever is "The Flat Earth Society."

They claim that its a massive conspiracy that involves faking satellite coverage, inventing the whole globe theory, and eliminating people who travel to the "edges" of the "actual map"

@dccomicsrule2011: Ehhhh, pineapple.

@The_Deathstroker:

O_o

This thread will turn into a pineapple thread in 3........2........1.....

And here we go!

Whackjob GOP theories about Obama.

All of them.

@mandarinestro: Actually, the mob killed JFK.

Well, that's one of the more sensible theories. Some people actually thought aliens, the "Umbrella Man", and even the Secret Service agent who drove his car was the assassin.

Elon Musk is actually an alien inflitrator, and Space X's true goal is to facilitate an impending alien invasion.

All toy companies want to convert children to Satanism.

Cabbage Patch dolls come to life at night and will try to kill you in your sleep.

Reptilian shapeshifters? banned in Aus

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The Joker and Batman had sex, which created our multiverse.

Marvel pays Rotten Tomatoes. DC tries but RT don’t want their money.

flat earth

ugh

Dude this is not a theory. It's a fact. Batgod with jokers help created the entire multiverse.

Batman and Joker pre-plan all their encounters and outcomes.

space is fake

Life on earth happened because an ET was making love to his sweet wife. So he pulled off his cock very quickly. He jizzed at the nearby puddle, and that is how life began. The ET couldn't keep it in his pants.

Anything and everything Alex Jones ever said.

Flat earth. I don’t know if this is some sort of joke or people actually believe it.