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#1 Posted by KalKent (1707 posts) - - Show Bio
  • 5 Foot 10 180 Pound Males.
  • 70 Pound Pitbulls.
  • No training for males or the dogs.
  • Blood-lust on.
  • Who wins?
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#2 Edited by WhoWillWin (209 posts) - - Show Bio

Since no-one else is saying anything, I will put it plainly: What kind of question is this?

The humans have a decent clout on foot, but when the running dog knocks them over, I would have to go with the dog.

Pitbulles win

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#3 Posted by IfDCRuledTheWorld (1098 posts) - - Show Bio

Kids now a days....money on the dogs.

Back in the day...kids were armed with pocket knives and such.

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#4 Posted by strangetales (1712 posts) - - Show Bio

Pitbulls

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#5 Edited by decaf_wizard (16836 posts) - - Show Bio

Anybody who says pit bulls win are stupid and dont know anything about dogs, or the capability of humans in fight or flight mode

Two bloodlusted college seniors should stomp pit bulls. Two and a half times their weight and capable of cracking their skull with a single solid hit. Ive seen an attacking 100 pound dog get the absolute shit stomped out of it by a 50 year old man. This is practically a spite match

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#7 Posted by xZone (10341 posts) - - Show Bio

What this man said^

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#8 Posted by XLR87T3 (9712 posts) - - Show Bio

@decaf_wizard: That was a starving female leopard weighing only 80 lbs. Defeating it is not a strength feat, he used skill by sticking his hand in her throat, and even then he barely came out alive. What makes you think the average high school senior can replicate such a feat? A 70 lb healthy pit bull is a completely different animal and is above that leopard, it would destroy these kids in a short time.

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#9 Edited by ourmanuel (10541 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao, pit bulls get stomped.

To this day it alsways surprises me how those animals have managed to kill people. Sure, the seniors might get a few injuries. But there’s no way they’re gonna lose if they’re determined.

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#10 Posted by deactivated-5c0b19c56d708 (624 posts) - - Show Bio

Eric & Dylan stomps

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#11 Edited by decaf_wizard (16836 posts) - - Show Bio

@xlr87t3 said:

@decaf_wizard: That was a starving female leopard weighing only 80 lbs. Defeating it is not a strength feat, he used skill by sticking his hand in her throat, and even then he barely came out alive. What makes you think the average high school senior can replicate such a feat? A 70 lb healthy pit bull is a completely different animal and is above that leopard, it would destroy these kids in a short time.

Female Leopards average around 80 pounds and in any state are infinitely more dangerous than any kind of dog. The fact you think otherwise says a lot. And by the way, an aging Kenyan farmer was able to replicate this feat.

No its literally not. Let me put this into perspective. A well muscled 17-18 year old human requires two to three adult humans to able to hold them down in a way that they are not dangerous to the person during a fight or flight scenario. None but the biggest dogs are capable of overpowering humans in any way shape or form and a 70 pound pit bull isn't a huge dog either. Even then, if a god damn TIMBER WOLF got into a grapple hold by a human it could be highly easily strangled to death because they simply do not have the muscle structure to be able to break such a hold. A well built male human could toss that dog across a room with fairly little effort. Even police German Shepards, trained attack dogs, routinely get seriously injured or even killed by unarmed fugitives that have an idea of how to fight them.

Lets do this another way. Whats the dog going to do to:

  • Avoid a skull shattering kick to the head, which would instantly concuss it or break its jaw
  • Avoid being grappled and choked or pummled to death, seeing as it has a VAST weight and muscle disadvantage
  • Avoid being picked up and tossed, which would result in multiple bones being broken

And lets look at its offensive options, which are also PISS POOR

  • First of, the humans are not going to panic because in this case they are bloodlusted and want to kill the things, which is the cause of most dog maulings, people panic when a dog comes at them.
  • It can go for the feet, specifically the achilles tendon to bring down the human. This is a bad idea, as it would get it within prime kicking range and because this is a 2v2 it couldn't happen from behind like Wolves would do if the humans are remotely competent. Its also what their instincts would tell them to do
  • They could try to jump for the throat, which just wouldn't work as Pitt Bulls cant easily jump that high, the humans could easily block it and could result in them getting a massive blow to the stomach as they tried
  • They could go for the arm, which would result in the humans easily being able to push them down onto the ground and pummle them into oblivion with ease. Again, one serious blow to the head would inflict fatal injuries to a dog of thats size. And they wouldn't even need to punch the dog to crack its skull, they could do it by squeezing hard enough. This is the method that they teach in dog defense, bait it into going for the arm and push it down.
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#12 Posted by ourmanuel (10541 posts) - - Show Bio

Literally any kick from a bloodlusted 180 pound highschol dude would be a KO

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#13 Posted by decaf_wizard (16836 posts) - - Show Bio

Literally any kick from a bloodlusted 180 pound highschol dude would be a KO

These dog threads need to end as they are literally all just stupid mismatches. They actually bother me, especially when people think a 70 pound dog stands a chance against the bloodlusted smartest creatures on the planet two and a half times its weight and many times its strength.

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#14 Posted by XLR87T3 (9712 posts) - - Show Bio

@decaf_wizard: Wait a few hours, I'll answer all your questions soon

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@ourmanuel said:

@decaf_wizard: BuT pItBuLlS Be mEaN LoOkInG

All they are good at is killing kids and rat dogs. Nothing special

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#17 Posted by cdiddyman911 (5531 posts) - - Show Bio

Drake and Josh beat those wild dogs.

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#19 Posted by KingLouie (2989 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends if the high schoolers are in shape

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#20 Posted by jagernutt (16221 posts) - - Show Bio

Dogs kill

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#23 Edited by universeichigo1 (1828 posts) - - Show Bio

Dogs

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#24 Posted by Alavanka (2428 posts) - - Show Bio

Humans, assuming the seniors are wrestlers.

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#25 Posted by JohnCena69swag (3797 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah these pitbulls have no shot lol

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#26 Posted by mrmonster (14676 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends if the high schoolers are in shape

At 5'10 and 180 pounds, these guys are either very muscular or very fat. To put these guys in perspective, I'm 5'9 and only 130 pounds.

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#27 Posted by Thenewguysnm1 (7525 posts) - - Show Bio

Hope and cosmic stomp

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#28 Posted by TheOriginalOne (3978 posts) - - Show Bio

Hope and cosmic stomp

So the same person with a personality disorder....

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