Trump's toupee and William Shatner's toupee are exposed to non-realistic gamma radiation

The kind that turned puny Banner into the Incredible Hulk. And also the space radiation, like what gave the Fantastic Four their superpowers. The two toupees then fight for dominance. The battlefield can be anywhere. The winner becomes ruler of the universe. And no, this isn't supposed to be about political opinion. I mean it, it's not. Who wins?

Picard wins

@spareheadone: but shatner played kirk. not picard

@robertmiles1:

It's funny because Picard is bald