I assumed the 90's were my favourite period in film but, looking back, the 70's comes alarmingly close. This was truly a creative time.
Horror renaissance, how I love you. I kept away from most of the exploitation films I love, as my blogs are tasteful... >.>
I noticed how many movies from the 70's got remade, let's keep tabs on that shall we? ^_^
10. Lady Snowblood
For a movie few people in the West seem to have seen, Lady Snowblood has had a pretty huge impact on pop culture from Tarantino to Soul Calibur, constant references seem to pop up. I highly recommend the original film which deals with Yuki's personal (bloodbathed) vendetta against those murdered her father and raped her mother. I find the politically-themed sequel however, to be considerably weaker and unnecessary.
Best part: Revenge, served cold. ^_^
This movie was later remade under the titles of Kill Bill and The Princess Blade - the latter, I believe, is underrated.
9. Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes
The Apes franchise did pretty well for itself considering each one was intended to be the last (they even managed to continue the story after the entire planet in the title exploded) and this one would have to be the peak of the sequels. The darkest and most action packed of original five is definitely worth a look, Ape power!
Best part: Roddy McDowall's performance is so electrifying at the finale he actually makes you forget he's essentially a guy in a monkey suit.
This movie was later remade under the title of Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
8. Eraserhead
Is it weird that I find this cornucopia of watthefukkery so relatable? Do you? Do you feel mind-numbing drudgery of mundanity closing in on you - I do and I feel it obscuring my perception of reality, the mere thought of extending my seed horrifies me and I believe it should horrify more people. All I see is abomination. Also, ever since I was a child I've had a fear of losing parts of my body at random. At least that's what I got from it...
Best part: Baby gets unwrapped. Grotesque is too kind a word.
Umm it's entirely possible this movie was remade with someone's interpretation of it in mind...
7. Blazing Saddles
Mel Brooks' middle finger to racism and love letter to the fart joke has aged mostly well and still contains some of the funniest moments of the decade. Harvey Korman's Hedley (that's Hedley not Hedy) Lamarr has what must greatest choice of last words in cinema history. XD
Best part: The batsh*t insane finale, which will have you pondering the reality of this movie's universe...
This movie is being remade. As a Broadway musical.
6. Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
By far the most disturbing entry on this list, the plot of this macabre masterpiece involves a psychopathic genius luring children and parents into his sadistic house of death traps designed to test his victims in ways that would surely result in death or permanent body mutilation. Has some catchy tunes.
Best part: Many people in the 70's went to the movies after taking LSD, this is the only explanation I can think of for the inclusion of the scary tunnel scene in this film... And yeah it's the best part. ^_^
This movie was later remade under the title of Saw II.
5. The Wicker Man
The repression of Christianity and vibrancy of Paganism rarely coexist well and - spoiler alert - they don't in this, though they do share one thing in common: both their gods fail us as evidenced in this: "the Citizen Kane of Horror". Lord Summerisle is an awesome character and the late, great (actually great is an understatement) Christopher Lee's all-time favourite role. It is very sad he died before he had the chance to truly reprise it (I don't count The Wicker Tree and neither did Sir Lee).
Best part: Let the motherf**ker burn. Burn motherf**ker, burn.
This movie was never remade. Ever!
4. Carrie
The tragedy of Creepy Carrie is that she might've been something akin to that of a superhero, until they made her a villain - the path chosen for her well before she earned her status of lifetime outcast. As sympathetic as she is, she is the villain and knows it, hence why she sends herself to the prayer closet to be punished just as Mama would. Play nice, kids.
Best part: Let the motherf**kers burn. Burn motherf**kers, burn.
This movie was later remade. Literally. Like, practically shot for shot..
3. The Exorcist
What can you write about this that hasn't be written before? Probably nothing so I'll leave it with the fact that it's clearly more than just a game of spot-the-faces.
Best part: Tubular Bells.
This movie was never remade. Because not even Platinum Dunes have the yarbles to try.
2. Fist Of Fury
One of the best contributions Bruce Lee made to film was severely reducing the amount of cuts within fight scenes, he argued that audiences would rather see the whole movements. Sadly Bruce's lessons are being forgotten and we're seeing a return of the close up: fist-close up: facial reaction-close up arm twist... Apparently this is supposed to make us feel "part of the fight" or something, as if modern action directors know better than the Dragon - they don't. This how it's supposed to be done. Ignore those two manikins.
Best part: Bruce Lee is a one man dojo.
This movie was later remade under the title Fist of Legend.
Trivia: the character Chen Zhen has been played by Jet Li and Donny Yen. Jackie Chan has played Cheng Long, Chen Zhen's successor. Evidently Chen Zhen > James Bond.
1. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Four decades on, the original Buzz still remains one of the most visceral, pulsating slashers of the grindhouse era. Its atmosphere is so morbid, rotten and putrid that it more than makes up for the lack of actual onscreen blood (Hooper, bless him, thought he could get a PG rating). It makes my number one as much for being the greatest slasher ever as it does for the statement it makes, informing you what you don't needto make a masterpiece:
- Experienced cast and crew
- A budget
- The best equipment
- Concern for safety
- Humane working conditions
- Law-abiding distribution
- Correct spelling in the title (it is generally accepted that "Chain Saw" is one word)
Best part: Leatherface makes his entrance, whomps Kirk with a hammer and quickly shuts the door on us. What he then does behind that door is left to our imaginations...
This movie was later remade spawning a huge trend in horror remakes that only just now seems to be winding down...
Honourable mentions:
- Suspiria
- A Clockwork Orange
- Jaws
- Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
- Apocalypse Now
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Phantasm
- One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest
- Soylent Green
- Patrick
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