The Thread of Sarcasm

People fume a lot, particularly on the Internet, so why not have somewhere to post all your rants and misery without being accused of spamming?

Post your most clever, gritty, and/or satirical comments on here. You probably won't like this thread anyways. (The sentence before it is serious, non-sarcastic.)

Yep this is a great thread

Well this was a great idea

Oh my, this thread is superb.

"Bet this don't get locked"

Was this your bright idea? WOW you must be a genius! This is just so brilliant that I could build a statue in your honor.

I love smartasses

I just love how productive are your comments about this being a great thread.

@CaioTrubat said:

I just love how productive are your comments about this being a great thread.

This.

Because the user above me is very intelligent. :P

This will end well.

Oh,I feel like this thread is going to be helpful and on the first page for a long time :P

Oh my o_o look all of these wonderful comments

Well, isn't nick a wonderful user?

@Sideslash said:

Well, isn't nick a wonderful user?

Why thank you.

@nickzambuto: You're welcome.

@Sideslash said:

@nickzambuto: You're welcome.

Now look at you, aren't one of the most altruistic and generous user on this forum.

@nick_hero22: Well aren't you just a delight.

@Sideslash said:

@nick_hero22: Well aren't you just a delight.

I know right!!!!!!!!!!!!

@nick_hero22: And so intelligent

@Sideslash said:

@nick_hero22: And so intelligent

No, you are clearly more intelligent. I'm just in all struck of you amazing use of the English vocabulary and your marvelous sentence structure. Are you a writer by any chance?

/thread

@KnightRise said:

/thread

Oh my o_o what a dazzling picture.

Willy Wonka memes are so original.

I absolutely ADORE this thread, it's going to make my job SO much easier since people are absolutely polite to each other in ALL situations and NEVER take anything too far!

-_-

((Seriously though, keep it nice. I don't want to lock this, I want to use it for snappy comebacks))

@nick_hero22: Oh no, your grasp of vocabulary strikes me down, both mentally and physically.

@Icarusflies said:

I absolutely ADORE this thread, it's going to make my job SO much easier since people are absolutely polite to each other in ALL situations and NEVER take anything too far!

-_-

((Seriously though, keep it nice. I don't want to lock this, I want to use it for snappy comebacks))

I know right, I'm definitely on my best behavior in this thread.

@Blood1991:

@KnightRise: Broken links are so awesome.

@Sideslash said:

@nick_hero22: Oh no, your grasp of vocabulary strikes me down, both mentally and physically.

Not true, you are clearly my superior in every conceivable way that is possible. How are those New York Times's Best Sellers doing? I'm sure your amazing grammatical skills haven't gone unnoticed.

@Allie_Ho:

Wow great idea for someone with only 47 posts

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@Blood1991: Your browser must be so efficient. I remember Windows 97, too.

@KnightRise: I'm sure you remember it as vividly as Roosevelt's election and black and white television.

@nick_hero22: Oh no, I must say that you clearly possess intellect far beyond my mere mortal comprehension. How does your multiversal domain fare? It is clear you are some kind of higher entity.

@Sideslash said:

@nick_hero22: Oh no, I must say that you clearly possess intellect far beyond my mere mortal comprehension. How does your multiversal domain fare? It is clear you are some kind of higher entity.

Clearly you are the multiversal entity with New York Time's Best Sellers and highly sophisticated rhetoric.

@nick_hero22: Oh no no no, my friend. Clearly 'tis you who possesses power over the English language that I may only dream of obtaining.

I absolutely love writing papers. Best thing in the world.

How clever.

@nick_hero22 How about that Smiley? Pretty cool dude amirite?

My brother is my absolute favorite person in the world.

Trust me, this really needed to be bumped.

Pfft I was sarcastic before it was cool.

"Sarcasm is such a powerful tool, yet so many people abuse or misuse it. It isn't just about saying something and meaning the opposite, it can be a great tool designed to cut against hypocrisy, oppression and ignorance. The best sarcasm has a point, its anything but lazy. Its a tool for the people, its a weapon of change, its the sword of wit that cuts through thick brains and blind conformity" - attributed to some guy who clearly doesn't actually know how sarcasm works. Probably a drunk hobo.

Boy howdy I sure do loooooove Marvel.

These guys are really good at being sarcastic.

It's good that this was bumped. Gives everyone a chance to continue to demonstrate their intellectual prowess.

Oh, don't be modest, we all know you are the most sarcastic person there is.