@raiiyn: Actually I found it, enjoy.
Last Saturday, I saw a girl I genuinely liked from my class on a night out. Told her how I felt, and got let down. Fail, Lonely Kebab home. That doesn't warrant entry. Two days later, so another Girl I liked at a different club. Tried again, and failed. Ditto Lonely taxi home-except this time it was Fried Chicken and Chips.
So what is there to say except that I suck at trying to get girls who actually do my course. Well, there is more to come...........
So I wake up the next morning with the sh!ts. Literally, earlier that night I had what was the nicest variety meal ever from KFC- Yep more Fried Chicken cause
It was probably the probably the cock's way of getting revenge before meeting its end. I literally had a
So after that was done, my Roommate asked how I was, I said hungover but fine otherwise. He asked about last night, I said what happened. So after a breakfast (No chicken this time), I decided to log in to Facebook. Only to discover I have loads of notifications. Wondering why I was so popular, I slowly reclined in horror as what really happened the night before took place.
You see when I came in I last night, I was pretty drunk. It was a hard night by my standards. So I actually don't remember going to my roommate, and then lamenting these following words
"Mate, I don't know. Two nights in succession, I actually tried to be real. I really liked those girls. Honestly, I really did, and to be let down like this. I've lost some of my essence, cause I usually don't open up like that, and when I get let down, it breaks me". In my drunken stupor, a tear rolled poetically down my cheek, followed by the moment breaking- "I'm going to chew on this left over chicken I bought from the local take-out and reflect on my failure, maybe have a wank . Depends how greasy my hands get "(don't actually know if I did that or not). But just to f^ck myself over some more, I showed him their profiles on Facebook.
So enter my Roommate. The Villain/Hero of this thread........
What exactly did he do?
1. Voice recorded me, I didn't realize that obviously.
2. Messaged the two girls I was talking about.
3. Posted it on Facebook, and mentioned me as the star of the show.
4. Set it as his ringtone.
Unsurprisingly, I was unfriended by those two girls. I've been the source of abuse for the past two days from guys, and seen as a needy man child from girls.
So why post this story on comic-vine,
Well, after this failure, I feel I like I need to relieve myself of certain duties on Comicvine and my apologies
@pyrogram we can't be bro's no more. I'll only hold you back. Consider that hilarious prank we were going to play on @theacidskull null and void
@gambler I failed in applying your teachings, sir. The "Gambler" Method is meant for men as a higher quality than what I've shown
@god_spawn I don't deserve the title of the "Micheal Cole" of the Off Topics section anymore.
@knightrise apologies for my advice on your girl troubles. You've obviously mastered the negro tradition of being a pimp more than I could ever hope to be.
@cameron83 Youngling. I can no longer guide you. I'm simply no good to you anymore. Live long and free.
And to others, let this be a lesson to you. Lest you fall from favor, never to rise from it again.
This was about 5 months ago, I think. I was actually bummed by what happened, though Theacidskull's reply to the story did make laugh quite alot.
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