The thread of flirtatiousness

Bored, lonely, or just want to jokingly flirt with other viners? We'll look no further! Now you can, uh, do that thing I said! Enjoy! And, uh, also, could I borrow $5? I dropped my phone, and the screen cracked, and I just really, ugh, you know what, nevermind, nevermind. I don't need your money, just do whatever.

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Not going to lie but I lol'd at this xD

@dragonborn_ct: good! It's goodbtoblaughatstrangethings!

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@dragonborn_ct: @raiiyn: @mild_karl: I'm beginning to see a pattern.....

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I would never flirt with another viner! Oooh, how dreadfull!

*cough* Yeah!

0___o! What? I know it's my thread! I just wanted to be popular.....

looool

Exactly! How atrocious >.> <.<

**whistles**

I'm single b%tches.

Hey ladies,i know i have a girlfriend but she will never know.*C'mon.C'mon.C'mon.Come on.COME ON.COME THE F*CK ON GOD DAWNMIT.*

*Nobody comes for me.Forever alone.*

*Or forever avaible!*

Roses are red

violets are red

I'm bad with colors

but awesome in bed

Hey ladies,i know i have a girlfriend but she will never know.*C'mon.C'mon.C'mon.Come on.COME ON.COME THE F*CK ON GOD DAWNMIT.*

*Nobody comes for me.Forever alone.*

*Or forever avaible!*

I like this thread

I concur.

@fallschirmjager: That. Is. AMAZING!!!

Flirt?

With nerds, geeks, and fangirls?

That makes my spider-sense tingle.

@mikex20: Nnngg! But...... Will we state out genders........ Or will this be flirtatious Russian roulette!?

@gumflabica: I would think age should be a big concern too.

@mikex20: Gah! Oh god, weird....... But then again, youngsters wouldn't come to a flirting thread, would they?

We'll be taking ladies by the handful!

@wolverine08: Awwwww yeeeeeaaaaah!

lol. this is an ambitious thread

Sorry ladies, I'm only set on one girl ;)

@oscuro: that was an ambitious lol.

LOL shuddup. I don't see you pulling chicks!

@batmannflash:

Naw, I gets lots of chicks!

That actually made me lol. Kudos.

Girl you so hot I gotta put on sun screen just to give you a hug

Yo love is a one in a million, it goes on n on n on

@russellmania77: boy, you so something that I gotta run something on my something before I put my something in/on your something

@gumflabica: :) I try

anyone else like ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs? and ghoti?

If you do your really cute ;)

Ladies if you don't date me your totally missing out.

I foresee this thread becoming a litany of pubescent boys declaring that they are single.

@raiiyn: You're just hating because you can't be flirtatious!

@gumflabica: Girl yo booty so big its gravitational pull is attracting my hand

N00b.

I don't get this thread. Am I supposed to post a joke relating the crack on your phone to your butt crack?

..............

You better watch yourself pretty girl...

@wolverine08: wtf u want?

THIS IS A JOKE

Guy to girl :hey. you wanna know how i know im having sex tonight?

girl: how?

guy: because im stronger than you

@raiiyn: Annnd comments of the day goes to...Rai Rai for summing this thread up.

**curtsies**

Have you been recording me or something?