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#1 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

Welcome to the IHIC. Please only hang out here is you despise me, or are planning on despising me. Here are some places you can go:

The Arcade:

Most 80s-90s arcade games. I can't watch everything, so don't steal my arcade games. There's a dolly in the back corner, but don't use it.

The Boardroom:

You can like plot my murder, or make business transactions with Russia.
NOTE: The phone only calls Russia & the laptop is just for show.


The Garage:


Pretty futuristic eh? All the keys are in the cars. As you can see, I only drive station wagons. Please don't borrow my cars, and if for some reason you do, fill it up. If you don't, I'm afraid I'll have to give a stern talking to you.


I can't give you a full tour right now, I have a meeting in Russia. By Russia, I mean dinner at my parents.

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#2 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio

Awesome

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#3 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

I joiny.

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#4 Posted by Resonate (14551 posts) - - Show Bio

Buddy, there isnt much of a reason to be doing this

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#5 Posted by Starkiller (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

lmfao

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#6 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
Resonate said:
"Buddy, there isnt much of a reason to be doing this"
Don't steal my cars
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#7 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao

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#8 Posted by Resonate (14551 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"Resonate said:
"Buddy, there isnt much of a reason to be doing this"
Don't steal my cars"

woops
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#9 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
Resonate said:
"inferiorego said:
"Resonate said:
"Buddy, there isnt much of a reason to be doing this"
Don't steal my cars"

woops"
Please fill it up when you come back, or else I'll turn off the Hydro Thunder game... Then no one is happy
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#10 Posted by Starkiller (1801 posts) - - Show Bio
calls Russia
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#12 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
Starkiller said:
"calls Russia
"
My long distance bill is going to be through the roof. I need a new provider.
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#13 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio
*steals inferiorego's credit card and buy random super expensive crap like space ships, killer robots, missile launchers, a pet t-rex, lasers, and a planet*
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#14 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

::Sits at the new bar drinking whisky straight::

Why did I open my club only to people that hate me?


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#15 Posted by Asymmetrical (23750 posts) - - Show Bio

now I wish I despised you, I'm missing out on all this :(

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#16 Posted by Resonate (14551 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"Resonate said:
"inferiorego said:
"Resonate said:
"Buddy, there isnt much of a reason to be doing this"
Don't steal my cars"

woops"
Please fill it up when you come back, or else I'll turn off the Hydro Thunder game... Then no one is happy"

oh god dont do that
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#17 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
aztek the lost said:
"now I wish I despised you, I'm missing out on all this :("
Lowtime fee for those who do not hate me: $4,000*
The fee is to cover everything lost or stolen by other club members
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#18 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio
Uses the dolly to steal one of the arcade games
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#19 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio
*steals inferiorego's debt card and goes under a similar spending spree*
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#20 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

::is on the phone in the arcade, with back turned::

Who the hell does the booking at the bar? Why do I have Hannah Montana scheduled to play?

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#21 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

I also have Nightwish booked here, Wait did you say hannah montana?  *grabs shotgun but realizes that she has a missile launcher on her Tail* 

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#22 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

::turns around::



Oh come on! Let me just get my wallet and buy some new games then...

::reaches into back pocket, and can't find wallet::

COME ON!

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#23 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught, you're in charge of booking. I need a classy jazz ensemble.

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#24 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"::turns around::



Oh come on! Let me just get my wallet and buy some new games then...

::reaches into back pocket, and can't find wallet::

COME ON!"
Runs off, stealing all the arcade games
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#25 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio
inferiorego said:
"::turns around::



Oh come on! Let me just get my wallet and buy some new games then...

::reaches into back pocket, and can't find wallet::

COME ON!"
Runs off, stealing all the arcade games
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#26 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh and I also have Elvis coming. 

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#27 Posted by Hedatary (3820 posts) - - Show Bio

i'm so joining this..

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#28 Posted by Asymmetrical (23750 posts) - - Show Bio
runs in with 4,000 stolen dollars in hand
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#29 Edited by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

I paid $100,000,000,000,000 just to revive Elvis to come here.  WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD!

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#30 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
aztek the lost said:
"runs in with 4,000 stolen dollars in hand
"
::accepts money::

Welcome to IHIC club, I have to step out for a few hours. Make sure no one steals anything. And I need my station wagons all filled up. There's a BP down the block.

::turns to Dread::


Great, have Elvis come in at 8. You're in charge of the show. Now if you'll excuse me I have business with Radio Shack.
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#31 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

::opens credit card statement, shocked and appauled::

Who bought the Celine Dion laserdisc box set?

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#32 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Not me, Only gay people listen to Celine Dion, the rest of us find it to be inhumane torture.  Pixelized likes Celine dion. 

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#33 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

Well.... give the box set to the next person who joins... Tell them they can't give it back

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#34 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

P.S We got the U.S.S New jersey to use it's cannons as fire work launchers using your I mean My credit card for only a billion dollars.

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#35 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
Dreadnaught said:
"P.S We got the U.S.S New jersey to use it's cannons as fire work launchers using your I mean My credit card for only a billion dollars."
Have it go off after the Elvis show, please keep it away from the new statue their building in the front courtyard, dedicated to me. It's a statue of me typing at a computer.
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#36 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh and We got The Entire soviet union from a alternate universe to come, They have some words with you. 
Oh and yes those blimps are carrying bombs all munitions are nuclear weapons errr fireworks.   Yeah lets go with that, Fireworks. 

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#37 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

Here's a video of what they were doing while coming towards you!   Any way I'll be in my nice safe Soviet proof bunker.

  
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#38 Posted by Sherry (1464 posts) - - Show Bio

That's awesome. xDDD Can we prank-call Russia? :ooo

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#39 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio
Sherry said:
"That's awesome. xDDD Can we prank-call Russia? :ooo"
Actually look at my above post, The ruskies are coming to us, any way Back to my bunker. 
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#40 Posted by Sherry (1464 posts) - - Show Bio
Dreadnaught said:
"Sherry said:
"That's awesome. xDDD Can we prank-call Russia? :ooo"
Actually look at my above post, The ruskies are coming to us, any way Back to my bunker. "

Oh crap. D: Did you cause that?
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#41 Posted by Vrakmul (23829 posts) - - Show Bio

dont tell inferior but I asked them to kill him errrrrr Celebrate his awesomeness.

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#42 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

::comes back to his club after a long night and the door is locked::

umm, hello?

::struggles with the door::

SOMEONE LET ME IN!

::puts ear to door::

I can hear people inside talking in Russian! Come on!

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#43 Posted by G'bandit (13664 posts) - - Show Bio

grabs a bazooka and blows the sh!t out of the door along whit Inferiorego..

upz! sorry dude just trying to help :P

teleports away..

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#44 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

::stands up, brushes himself off and walks in::

I'm never locking the door again

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#45 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio

How did this get moved to off-topic? I put it under RPG....

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#46 Posted by Dr Feelgood (13 posts) - - Show Bio
walks into the room

THE DOCTOR IS IN BABY!
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#47 Posted by Nitric (871 posts) - - Show Bio

I had no reason to hate you before, but I guess I do now.

Grabs a station wagon and drives it through the club, playin Arcade games drive-through style.

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#48 Posted by vance_astro (90012 posts) - - Show Bio

Where's the hoes and the cocaine?

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#49 Posted by King Saturn (221016 posts) - - Show Bio
I forgot all about this thread
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#50 Posted by inferiorego (25613 posts) - - Show Bio
Nitric, please refill the gas tank when finished. The hoes and cocaine were taken away by Dr Feelgood months ago.

Someone hire a construction crew please.
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