The Comic Vine Roast Thread

Alright, you've all wanted this and you know it. You now have a thread where you can roast any user you like. Tag them or don't, just make it entertaining.

EDIT: And we can now only roast people who agree to it apparently. Tell me if you'd like to be roasted.

People who are definitely interested:

This will not end well.

This will not end.

We need a roast of "someone" thread. Someone who agrees to be roasted, and that's who the thread is for. Roasting random people is just the battle forums with some scans every now and then. Lol

@lubub55:

Unless they agree to be roasted, I'm 100% against this...

@tparks: That's it, you've volunteered.

We are all now roasting @tparks. Get on it!

@lubub55: I'd agree to that, but there's nothing bad to say about me because I'm so awesome and it would just be a blank thread.

Tparks' significant other left him because he moaned Oroku Saki while they were getting it on.

Let me be clear this is in the spirit of fun and I consent to any counter roasts.

I can't roast someone unless they ask for it. My burns are too severe.

People available to roast:

• @lubub55 (Just to get this thing going. I have no flaws though, so good luck.)
• @tparks
• @xerolot
• @debelindzo
• @foxerdes
• @alphaq
• @the_red_viper
• @revan2424
• @krleavenger
• @watcher5000
• @jaycool2
• @just_banter
• @theamazingspidey
• @sistergrimm2099
• @citizensentry

Tell me if you'd like to be added to the list.

losing the HoF by one vote is the biggest roast of all

@lunacyde: Nuh uh. I said " Master Splinter" and... oh wait. I mean... Never mind

@lubub55 is so bad at debating, that he would lose to @xerolot.

Thank you for tagging me in this. Let me show you my collection:

This is a tribute to CaptainSalt.

um im roasting you so yeah

Ehh what the heck, roast me too.

If you have to ask to be roasted it's because your not popular enough for people to care...

You people can roast me whenever you want.

I'm not creative enough to think of a good roast lol

Just like how @beaconofstrength isn't creative enough to come up with his own Metal Gear arguments and has to steal mine.

Eh what the heck. Knock yourself out.

but...that was a roast...

Roast that son-of-a-bitch @revan2424 (me.)

So this is from the "CaVs you'd like to see" thread, and I just thought it would be better put to use here.

@wewlad80 said:

@lubub55 said:

Red Hood (@allstarsuperman) vs Revolver Ocelot (@nickzambuto)

Mismatch

It's as real as @elijah_c_washingon 's comic book collection. Which isn't real at all because he torrents everything he reads.

Alternatively it's as real as the hunk of silicone that @sirfizzwhizz calls his manhood.

@asgardianbrony

@giliad_: You're*

Leafy sure wishes he was here, on this thread.

I was afraid someone would bring that up. Saw it about 15 mins after but it had already been quoted xD

I blame you for that.

this thread is going places

@nickzambuto: Two kids and a wife is good for silicon.

What do you have going ;)

I have lots to work with. Myself, Nickzambuto, Asgardian Brony, Ghost Ravage, Jashro, and Warlockmage have tons to work with there.

@sirfizzwhizz: omfg you still have that picture.

@foxerdes That's a good one.

Never Forget lol.

Now for @asgardianbrony, I will post a comment from a while ago out of fun.

There is levels of Bias. Me and Ravage are Categories 4s. We can debate points and make sense while tearing apart with no mercy or humility the opponents, and at times shit gets messy. Guys like Brony, they are Categories 5s and the unheard of 6s. Fingers of god! Destroying comicvine common sense and logic wherever they land. I heard Bill Paxton was studying the patterns and behavior of some of AsgardBrony posts.

After reading one of his debates in the Thor CaV and BotW segments, I heard he past away.

Sad.

Seriously. Comic Vine needs another Metal Gear fan boy as much as Cadence needs another alt account.

But don't worry Nick, You're the top dog on CV when it comes to Metal Gear, and we all know it. I don't want to say you wank Snake or anything, but you do have the most solid of snake for Solid Snake.

Have erection jokes been too played out for Snake yet, because that's all I've got?

Some people think that @oogienj is my alt. But that can't possibly be, for one thing I've read more than two comic books in my life. And for another, I don't pretend that I've read more!

Oooooh that was a good one.

@lubub55: I'm in...

ROAST ME!!!!

@krleavenger: You've already been roasted by giliad.

@foxerdes: You're on a roll, here.

I blame your bias

@jinn: I have no bias. I use only logic.

Well damn, that's the funniest thing in the thread so far :P