Stroke's wonderful world of (non)matches

I think what she is trying to say is that she thought I was trying to undermine her post by nitpicking, when I wasn't, just giving further examples to induce humor. The way I labelled my post looked a bit like the former, so its all good, I'm not mad :P

I don't understand why this thread is part of fan-fic. This thread should be an Off-Topic.

@laflux: Ah.... You really are a Brit. Yes, that's all I got from what you said, don't judge me. @the_impersonator: I think Cap is going to make the game show into a fan fic *shrugs*

1. Exactly three.
2. Taker, it's less work.
3. Nobody's asked.
4. Uh, I don't know, I'm part of this shadowy cult that worships ancient, forbidden gods and they have rules against that kind of thing.
5. A toaster oven. It's like a toaster AND an oven, while also being more useless than either. Well, maybe not more useless than a toaster, which if you think about it is really just a death ray with a smaller power supply.
6. I'm not picky, either will do.
7. Some people just don't like to see other people happy, I guess?
8. Depends on the stroker.

@squares: "Depends on the stroker."

..... This may have just won you the game.

*slow clap*

*tips hat your direction*

Well played.

Answers n' Stuff

• My room was painted blue in order to honor the color.
• The Giver, for sure.
• I am and have been for almost two years, gosh. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
• Eh - gimme a brochure to read and I'll consider.
• Nerf Guns - that'd be rad.
• Enchanted Roses that turn humans into beasts because they didn't let some creepy old hag into their castle when they were younger.
• His name is Jetii, which is close to Jedi, who are forbidden to love.
• I plead the 5th.

Wait, is there RPing involved in this?

@thetruebarryallen: THERE IS NO PLEADINGETHS OF THE FIFTHES!!! @squares: I can't answer that because I'm not in control of anything here, lol, sorry.

@kittyparker13: You can still join if ya want!

Hellooooooooooo NURSE! :D

@kittyparker13 said:

@cbishop said:

Hellooooooooooo NURSE! :D

Exxxactly. :)

@kittyparker13: That's perfect. Spot on. Good job.

Where did you learn how to draw?

I still claim victory.

When everyone's done, the final pairing gets turned into a fan-fic...on the same thread...

This is gonna be one hella of a thread to watch *brings popcorn*

@wildvine: <shrugs> Sure, she could still do my sponge bath. :P

1) 1 & 1/2

2) I alternate depending on the month and various other factors too complicated to make up at this time.

3) I'm in a committed relationship, which makes me being a part of this very awkward.

4) No. In fact I plan to disown you both as soon as i have time for the paperwork. There's just so much paperwork right now.

5) Cialis.

6) Sunflowers.

7) He's secretly the Grinch.

8) If I was I wouldn't bother dating, now would I?

@capfanboy: Oh, I see. Got ya. =P

Ha! I knew that would wor-- I mean...yeah man...represent.

1. Pssh none. I'm too busy adoring the color green to waste any time on those lesser colors.

2. Taker. Gimmie stuff, now!

3. That ---that's not fair to make fun of my mole. ;u; You're so mean!

4. Too busy worshiping myself to take on another religion, tbh.

5. Probably tupperware and a microwave. Or maybe something that looks awesome but is totally useless from Bed, Bath and Beyond.

6. Roses.

7. Jealousy causes people to do crazy things.

8. I dunno what that is.

@kittyparker13: Woo! Kitty! Yay!

2 & 8 aren't what they seem btw.

What are they then? Hmmm...

That's exactly what someone who's jealous would say!

@kittyparker13: .... I don't think I can say it here without being banned.... I suggest google.

@The_Deathstroker: Somehow with a description like that, I really don't want to know...

@JetiiMitra: We're in a full out shipping battle! We'll have to wait and see who's cannon.

@kittyparker13: Eh, you're older than me, I think you should know.

@The_Deathstroker: You dirty whippersnappers!

@kittyparker13: I take it you looked it up? xD

@The_Deathstroker: Nah, I can just tell it's gotta be somethin' dirty.

@JetiiMitra: Believe in yourself! May the best ship win!

@kittyparker13: You said it, not me! :o

That is againt everything they've taught me in satanic school.

@The_Deathstroker: Pssh you're the one who said it wasn't what it seemed. Not to mention that you couldn't describe it on the thread without getting banned!

Sorry, I had to.

@kittyparker13: Nuh uh! You have no proof!

*scurries away*

@The_Deathstroker: I have all the proof I need huehuehue

@kittyparker13: You'll Neva catch me alive coppers!!

*knocks down trash can*

See? I blocked your path. Now you can't get thro :3.

@punyparker: @theacidskull: Get in here.

Seriously stroke? You call yourself a king of innuendo's. HOW DID YOU MISS THIS?

Do i need to do something......i feel like i need to do something.....

@punyparker: THE OP, MAN! THE OP!! ;-; @capfanboy: I call myself the king if Strokes and Weird. Never said anything about Innuendo. That's more your realm :3

@wildvine: @capfanboy: Just curious on how this is even close to fan fiction? This is a general or off topic type thing