SNIKT! WHY DON'T WOLVERINE'S CLAWS HEAL THE WOUNDS HE MAKES?

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 Not like I could do more than pose you to death, since X-Men don't kill, yet...
Not like I could do more than pose you to death, since X-Men don't kill, yet...
Bear with me, people! Granted, he will have a different blood type than most people he slices up. (unless he's type O, I don't know, where should I go, to get the info? Blood Bureau? Can't stop this flow, OH NO...) And the foreign cells may be targeted by the victim's body. But given the questionable science of "healing factor," it seems almost like a mutant energy revivifying field -- especially now where he can regenerate from practically nothing. He's come a long way... 
 
 Why'd I kill when I coulda wounded? And why am I STILL sucha  wuss?     
Why'd I kill when I coulda wounded? And why am I STILL sucha  wuss?     

 I love you Emma. Maybe it's cause I couldn't cut you in diamond form... I don't want you to change. Stay like this FOREVER.     
I love you Emma. Maybe it's cause I couldn't cut you in diamond form... I don't want you to change. Stay like this FOREVER.     
(Incidentally, when he regenerates from just a few cells, he should lose his mind or at least his memories when that happens; but in current continuity, I guess his soul won't leave his body no matter what, somehow renewing these features for him. This is more evidence that there is some field that targets his blood at work) 
 
 My blood could do all that?
My blood could do all that?

 Now where WERE we? Oh yeah, killin' vill'ins on X-Force!
Now where WERE we? Oh yeah, killin' vill'ins on X-Force!
So I ask you, is it too outlandish a suggestion that Wolverine's BLOOD, spilled onto his blades as they SNIKT! through his skin, enters the wounds he creates, proceeds into the victim's body through the wounds, and HEALS THEM?  
 
I say thee, NAY! 
 
 Cyc, no fair, I can't cut loose on you!
Cyc, no fair, I can't cut loose on you!

 First you take Jean, and now my EMMA?! It's ON, ONe-Eye!          
First you take Jean, and now my EMMA?! It's ON, ONe-Eye!          

 Good rematch, Cyc. You'll be fine; but my wounded heart won't heal... Emma...     
Good rematch, Cyc. You'll be fine; but my wounded heart won't heal... Emma...     
 
Think of how useful this could be, considering that a big problem in the past was Wolverine can't use his bad @$$ claws on the bad guys 'CAUSE THEY'D DIE, and X-Men don't kill! (this was BX, "Before X-Force" where they are currently a kill squad targeting superbads) He could really cut loose, pun intended, and it's like, villain, heal thyself. 
 This won't heal, and neither will you, MEGATRON!! You @#%&in' Sentinel!
This won't heal, and neither will you, MEGATRON!! You @#%&in' Sentinel!
 
 You've, uh, changed, Emma. But I'd never cut on you, and ah won't quit on you. Hel-lo. Is it me You're Loo-kin' for...?          
You've, uh, changed, Emma. But I'd never cut on you, and ah won't quit on you. Hel-lo. Is it me You're Loo-kin' for...?          

You could also buy back the killing he's done so far -- ARE THEY REALLY DEAD? Having been revivified by Wolverine's healing factor (I would have this be a one slice, one healing deal -- not a permanent acquisition of the H.F.), are they out for revenge and a chance to experiment on him as DRUG X???  
 
 FU, FDA!
FU, FDA!

 Maybe this'll heal you, Doc -- quit yer belly-achin'!
Maybe this'll heal you, Doc -- quit yer belly-achin'!
 
Wolverine could be good again, which would make his mentoring of the X-Teens less awkward, morally:  
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JUBILEE: I just don't know how long I can fight my desire for human blood, Wolvie! I've been watching the Twilight movies like a friggin' zombie, but nothing seems to help... 
 
WOLVERINE: Ehh, why not indulge in a blood breakfast? I gut people all the time -- waist deep in their blood, runnin' like a red river... 
 
JUBILEE: Uh... 
 
WOLVERINE: In fact, I'm going after that Edward guy -- you with me? 
 
JUBILEE: Y-ES! 
 
 Read between the lines, haters!
Read between the lines, haters!
 
Now, I know people will say you can't just wish this and make it so. But having researched Peter Pan lore and ancient rituals, I've foudn that WE CAN get Wolverine... 
 
 BACK TO BAD@##
BACK TO BAD@##
If all the Viners out there just clap their claws together and say "I BELIEVE IN HEALING!" Wolverine will LIVE!  

...as a more interesting character! (maybe not in continuity, though...:P) 
 
 Emma and me, we're an us! Where's the Wemma or Emmerine threads on the Vine, you @#$%s! Our love is a battlefield, and my heart is always hostage...
Emma and me, we're an us! Where's the Wemma or Emmerine threads on the Vine, you @#$%s! Our love is a battlefield, and my heart is always hostage...
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#1  Edited By Magian

Well the amount of blood transfered this way is so miniscule that no healing could be done. Plus from what I can remember Wolverine's knuckles don't bleed after releasing the blades.

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#3  Edited By cattlebattle

what the hell did I just read

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#4  Edited By EdwardWindsor
@cattlebattle said:
what the hell did I just read
lol seconded
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#5  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@lazystudent said:
@cattlebattle said:
what the hell did I just read
lol seconded
I gave up half way through. A very long winded question for an answer of; 
No. 
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#6  Edited By theicon
@FadeToBlackBolt:  i think  the question is, is wolverines healing power strong enough to heal others, and wont it...
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#7  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
@theicon: Yeah, I got that, but the answer is, in the context of a stab with his claws, "no" =P
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#8  Edited By Deranged Midget

@ComicMan24 said:

Well the amount of blood transfered this way is so miniscule that no healing could be done. Plus from what I can remember Wolverine's knuckles don't bleed after releasing the blades.

@cattlebattle said:

what the hell did I just read
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#9  Edited By justafan
  for the first part this was making sense...... but then  
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what the hell did I just read
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#10  Edited By justafan

  

  Just like this........................
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#11  Edited By frozenedge2

I'm not even sure what the question was after reading this. Something about Wolverine stealing Emma's heart or something?

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#12  Edited By Avenging-X-Bolt

this thread literally causes me physical distress.

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#13  Edited By utotheg38

 
The vine welcomes you.

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#14  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous
@Avenging-X-Bolt said:
this thread literally causes me physical distress.
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@ComicMan24: I agree 
 
Also great Blog Cervantes. 
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#16  Edited By CATPANEXE

I remember in an issue shortly after he lost his adamantium to Magneto, Wolverine explains to Jubilee that that he constantly pushes his claws in and
out creating an effect not unlike a shaft from piercing so that he doesn't bleed out when he pops them.

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#17  Edited By Shadow_Thief

The answer is: turquoise.

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#18  Edited By DoomDoomDoom
@Shadow_Thief said:
The answer is: turquoise.
LOL.
 
 I don't think wounds from Wolverine's claws heal people because he's not mingling blood when he cuts them. 
No offense Cervantes but I think you would have made things clearer for everyone if you hadn't of intertwined so many pictures. 
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#19  Edited By Cervantes

Great responses! Since we've got G-Man and Babs for SERIOUS, hard-hitting blogs, I take a   
 
*somewhat*  
 
tongue in cheek approach, the gimmick being that the actual person the blog is about, writes it.  
And Wolverine frequently veered off topic into haikus about his "immortal beloved" Emma just when I was getting to answers about his HEALING FACTOR. Maybe he'll write some turgid fanfic or something... 
 
THIS BLOG'S OSBORN AWARDS: (Oscars are for acting, Osborns are for twisted genius!)  
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BEST ANSWER OSBORN Shadow_Thief, definitely, in a tie with justafan! Plus, justafan saved me time, since my response to y'alls postings was VERBATIM this (especially the teeth-gnashing chest pound):   
  

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MOST COGENT OSBORN CATPANEXE and  ComicMan24!  
 
Due to the bad economy, your Osborns will be completely virtual. But you can clutch at the screen and feel free to give a speech... 
 
In closing, I have to agree that his claws WOULDN'T heal wounds they make (too little time and too little cell material) , except I don't know that capillaries wouldn't have shed blood not visible to the naked eye. To know if his HF could ever heal those he wounds, I need three questions answered: 
1) HOW LITTLE BLOOD, on a cellular level, can still heal? 2) Does the HF operate INDEPENDENT of Wolverine's mind or soul at a cellular level? I need some RPGers here, I've heard conflicting reports about the "soul rooted in his body" thing... 3) Does the HF work like a FIELD POWERED BY MUTATED CELLS (by their mitochondria, for ex), or like THE MUTATED CELLS ALONE? Any feats you can relate would help...  
 
But should Marvel make it heal his victims, for story purposes? What do you guys think?
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#20  Edited By Cervantes
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LOL. Physical distress, and yet you soldier on...
 
@DoomDoomDoom: 
"No offense Cervantes but I think you would have made things clearer for everyone if you hadn't of intertwined so many pictures." 
 
None taken! Wolverine - big surprise - wasn't one for listening to constructive criticism. He demanded final cut, or I'd get a final cut... 
 
Maybe I'll credit the character as author next time I do a blog like this -- my bad, guys...  
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#21  Edited By Kal'smahboi

I'm pretty sure this doesn't make any sense.

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#22  Edited By Avenging-X-Bolt
@Cervantes said:
@Avenging-X-Bolt
LOL. Physical distress, and yet you soldier on....
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of course. didn't y'know i have my own healing factor
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#23  Edited By Manchine

You do realise the 3rd picture is not emma?  Thats Diamond Lil she can turn herself into diamond
 
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#24  Edited By cyberninja

wtf?

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#25  Edited By Cervantes

@Avenging-X-Bolt:
LOL. Physical distress, and yet you soldier on....

"of course. didn't y'know i have my own healing factor"
 
 

ROFLMAO!  
AND THE OSBORN FOR BEST JOKE GOES TO... AVENGING-X-BOLT! 
 


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#26  Edited By joshmightbe

Its comics dude relax

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#27  Edited By Cervantes
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But not entirely sure? 
 
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EX-CELLENT!
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#28  Edited By Cervantes
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I trip you out each time I blog, but you roll with it! 
 
Seeing your avatar has me wondering if Batman Beyond will show up in Superman Beyond...?
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#29  Edited By Avenging-X-Bolt
@Cervantes said:

@Avenging-X-Bolt:
LOL. Physical distress, and yet you soldier on....

"of course. didn't y'know i have my own healing factor"
 
 

ROFLMAO!  
AND THE OSBORN FOR BEST JOKE GOES TO... AVENGING-X-BOLT! 
 


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Thank you, thank you all !!!!!!!!
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#30  Edited By cattlebattle
@Cervantes said:
@cattlebattle: I trip you out each time I blog, but you roll with it!  Seeing your avatar has me wondering if Batman Beyond will show up in Superman Beyond...?
He better show up or I start stabbing!!