Say a superpower then the person below says your weakness

But everyone who is connected to that memory and thoughts will see them too

You have the power to read the minds of people who are thinking of you in that moment

@juliet_song: You are dammed to always "see" when your boyfriend thinks of another girl while sleeping with you, or when your best friend thinks you are boring or stupid, or your boss fantasizing about doing you in the office, or those incredibly weird thoughts your brother has... etc. etc. etc.

Little by little you start avoiding people, until you become a total hermit completely desapointed of humanity. Then you realize your power needs no weakness, some things are better left unknown.

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The power to make anyone you want, think or forget whatever you want. Sort of like the Jedy, but much more powerful and with much more control.

But unfortunately you make yourself forget how to use your powers and become normal again

The Power to know whenever it is about to rain

But you are unable to communicate with anyone.

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You have the ability to dance lambada as if there was no tomorrow

There is no tomorrow.

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Hammerspace.

The Ability to not be beat.

But you don't have the ability to win either. Stuck in a everlasting stalemate.

The ability to reach this itch on my back

The itch never goes away

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The power to charge your phone by holding it.

It charges very slowly. Its so slow that it would take 2.5 million years to get to 10%.

The power to make someones butt itch.

Each time you use your power you feel the need to scratch their butt.

The power to make people break out in song.

Those people have the effect of Jigglypuff when singing, thus putting you and everybody around to sleep.

The power to bring objects to life.

They die three seconds later

The power to control ice

You're always cold and you freeze yourself. Then you get hypothermia and a frostbite and die

The power to control fire

You have an intense fear of fire.

Chronokinesis.

Upon using your powers you freeze time for yourself as well.

Ultipotence

Only when you're drunk

Pyroportation

Not immune to fire

Luck manipulation

Only make bad luck for yourself

Can induce spontaneous orgasms on anyone in a 2 mile radius

Skoptsy

Telepathy.

Unfortunately you are always alone

The Power to sleep in school.

Only night school

The power to avoid weaknesses

You are a non-sentient plastic puppet.

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The ability of always thinking outloud

But you implode if you do.

You can make whomever you want jiggle their behind to the rhythm of the song you whistle.

But you can only turn back to human form on full moon instead of the the other way around

You can warp reality.

But only when you are unconscious or sleeping

Despair Inducement.

Only to your girlfriend/boyfriend wife/husband.

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The ability to swim on earth.

This is already bad.

Be able to fly

You can only fly 30 minutes a day

Telekinesis

Your only allowed to do so in nightmare

Omnipotence

PIS or Writers are your weaknesses.

Electricity Manipulation.

But you are an idiot (sorry)

Sexual omnipotence

Only with the same sex!

The ability to talk to all animals in their own language

But every animal you talk to tries to kill you

The power to fly

you lack friction negation for top speeds and temp changes

good aura field in which everyone around you likes you for some strange reason making them think your best friends

..and because everyone is wanting to be your one and only best friend, they begin fighting among themselves until they are all dead and you are alone.

The power to pick the winning team in any sporting event.

But everytime they win somebody you love dies

Teleportation

But you can teleport only 7 feet far and it costs you energy.

Regeneration.

But the new flesh or organ grown remains sore, red and tender for a week, painful to contact with water and anything.

The power to create clones of myself

Your clone is soulless and evil and tries to kill you and assume your identity.

Omnibenevolence

But you don't have the mental strength to uphold your love for all the untold billions of organisms in the world and go insane

Omnilingualism

Welcome to World of Hatred where kindness doesn't exits.

Me God Rex power