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You look into the sun and go blind
Power to have infinite sun screen
I get to pick my weakness
My weakness is that I have superspeed superior to even that of Wally west
@mo_ali: and what superpower do you wanna mention?
OT: But wally is omnipresent.
The power to completely Control fiction.
But you make less than minimum wage doing a writing job
You can create infinite currency
For every 1000$ you loose a finger. Once you run out of fingers, imagine what you loose next.
The power of not having to listen to idiots if you don't want to.
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Able to fart out the alphabet with sound and material effect.
The entire world becomes illiterate. You included.
The power to teach anything to anyone you choose, matrix style, by inserting your penis in them.
Other guys, 'Nuff Said!
The power to read a book in only seconds.
But you lack reading comprehension.
You can summon obedient snakes with laser beams attached to their heads.
They can't distinguish friend from foe, at least not without extensive training.
You can warp reality.
But you lack the simple awareness to follow instructions like posting a weakness for the power above you.
The ability to enter anyone's dreams and make them manifest into reality.
You can only manifest the dumb things, because the cool dreams to too complex.
The ability to take on any form you desire.
You cannot control your powers, so you turn into anything you desire. Hungry? You are a burger. Thirsty? You are now a beer bottle. Talking to your secret crush? You are a vagina.
The supercalifragilistic ability to fly with your umbrella.
You can't fly if your umbrella gets wet.
The power to pass through any man-made object. (or woman-made)
You get radiation sickness afterward
Generate McDonalds store anywhere
It doesn't come staffed so you have to make everything yourself.
The ability to make people happy just by being in their presence.
You experience the sadness they would have instead experienced, just as potently.
Ability to make anyone speak the truth with a thought.
The Truth is Everybody hates you!
The Power to win every lottery game.
You get targeted by the mob and accused of cheating
The power to eat dirt
Bullies shove it down your throat all day.
The Power to make annoying people shut up.
But must be singing "Yellow Brick Road" for it to happen.
Can poot Vodka.
Allergy to alcohol.
The power to be best at what you do. Even though what you do might not be very nice.
But that not very nice thing is drinking vodka through your bum.
You can bench press as much as a gorilla.
You're as hairy as a gorilla.
You can blink with superhuman speed.
Only so slightly above that no one cares, nor notices.
You can fly.
But you can't land
The power to seduce anyone of the opposite sex.
But you are gay.
The power to dive, swim and breath through solid materials, like earth and rocks, etc
you must swim though it forever.
The power to fix any broken machine!
Only after you kill whoever who knew that the machine was broken.
The power to help sexy people and have them like you in return.
By like you means your permanently friendzoned
Can float two feet of the ground
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