Say a superpower then the person below says your weakness

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You look into the sun and go blind

Power to have infinite sun screen

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I get to pick my weakness

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My weakness is that I have superspeed superior to even that of Wally west

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#1054  Edited By RikuYamaha

@mo_ali: and what superpower do you wanna mention?

OT: But wally is omnipresent.

The power to completely Control fiction.

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But you make less than minimum wage doing a writing job

You can create infinite currency

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#1056  Edited By Buckwheat

For every 1000$ you loose a finger. Once you run out of fingers, imagine what you loose next.

The power of not having to listen to idiots if you don't want to.

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Reverse card.

Reverse card.

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Anti-reverse card.

Able to fart out the alphabet with sound and material effect.

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Buckwheat

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The entire world becomes illiterate. You included.

The power to teach anything to anyone you choose, matrix style, by inserting your penis in them.

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Other guys, 'Nuff Said!

The power to read a book in only seconds.

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But you lack reading comprehension.

You can summon obedient snakes with laser beams attached to their heads.

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They can't distinguish friend from foe, at least not without extensive training.

You can warp reality.

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Omnipotence.

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KingOfWakanda

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But you lack the simple awareness to follow instructions like posting a weakness for the power above you.

The ability to enter anyone's dreams and make them manifest into reality.

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You can only manifest the dumb things, because the cool dreams to too complex.

The ability to take on any form you desire.

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Buckwheat

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You cannot control your powers, so you turn into anything you desire. Hungry? You are a burger. Thirsty? You are now a beer bottle. Talking to your secret crush? You are a vagina.

The supercalifragilistic ability to fly with your umbrella.

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#1068  Edited By snicker-snack

You can't fly if your umbrella gets wet.

The power to pass through any man-made object. (or woman-made)

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You get radiation sickness afterward

Generate McDonalds store anywhere

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KingOfWakanda

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It doesn't come staffed so you have to make everything yourself.

The ability to make people happy just by being in their presence.

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You experience the sadness they would have instead experienced, just as potently.

Ability to make anyone speak the truth with a thought.

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The Truth is Everybody hates you!

The Power to win every lottery game.

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You get targeted by the mob and accused of cheating

The power to eat dirt

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Bullies shove it down your throat all day.

The Power to make annoying people shut up.

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Jaggernutt

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But must be singing "Yellow Brick Road" for it to happen.

Can poot Vodka.

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Buckwheat

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Allergy to alcohol.

The power to be best at what you do. Even though what you do might not be very nice.

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Jaggernutt

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But that not very nice thing is drinking vodka through your bum.

You can bench press as much as a gorilla.

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You're as hairy as a gorilla.

You can blink with superhuman speed.

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Buckwheat

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Only so slightly above that no one cares, nor notices.

You can fly.

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Backstabber

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But you can't land

The power to seduce anyone of the opposite sex.

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Buckwheat

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But you are gay.

The power to dive, swim and breath through solid materials, like earth and rocks, etc

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you must swim though it forever.

The power to fix any broken machine!

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Buckwheat

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Only after you kill whoever who knew that the machine was broken.

The power to help sexy people and have them like you in return.

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By like you means your permanently friendzoned

Can float two feet of the ground