Say a superpower then the person below says your weakness

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You look into the sun and go blind

Power to have infinite sun screen

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I get to pick my weakness

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My weakness is that I have superspeed superior to even that of Wally west

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#1054  Edited By RikuYamaha

@mo_ali: and what superpower do you wanna mention?

OT: But wally is omnipresent.

The power to completely Control fiction.

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But you make less than minimum wage doing a writing job

You can create infinite currency

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#1056  Edited By Buckwheat

For every 1000$ you loose a finger. Once you run out of fingers, imagine what you loose next.

The power of not having to listen to idiots if you don't want to.

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Reverse card.

Reverse card.

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Anti-reverse card.

Able to fart out the alphabet with sound and material effect.

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The entire world becomes illiterate. You included.

The power to teach anything to anyone you choose, matrix style, by inserting your penis in them.

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Other guys, 'Nuff Said!

The power to read a book in only seconds.

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But you lack reading comprehension.

You can summon obedient snakes with laser beams attached to their heads.

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They can't distinguish friend from foe, at least not without extensive training.

You can warp reality.

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Omnipotence.

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But you lack the simple awareness to follow instructions like posting a weakness for the power above you.

The ability to enter anyone's dreams and make them manifest into reality.

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You can only manifest the dumb things, because the cool dreams to too complex.

The ability to take on any form you desire.

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You cannot control your powers, so you turn into anything you desire. Hungry? You are a burger. Thirsty? You are now a beer bottle. Talking to your secret crush? You are a vagina.

The supercalifragilistic ability to fly with your umbrella.

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You can't fly if your umbrella gets wet.

The power to pass through any man-made object. (or woman-made)

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You get radiation sickness afterward

Generate McDonalds store anywhere

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#1070  Edited By KingOfWakanda

It doesn't come staffed so you have to make everything yourself.

The ability to make people happy just by being in their presence.

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You experience the sadness they would have instead experienced, just as potently.

Ability to make anyone speak the truth with a thought.

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The Truth is Everybody hates you!

The Power to win every lottery game.

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You get targeted by the mob and accused of cheating

The power to eat dirt

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Bullies shove it down your throat all day.

The Power to make annoying people shut up.

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But must be singing "Yellow Brick Road" for it to happen.

Can poot Vodka.

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Allergy to alcohol.

The power to be best at what you do. Even though what you do might not be very nice.

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But that not very nice thing is drinking vodka through your bum.

You can bench press as much as a gorilla.

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You're as hairy as a gorilla.

You can blink with superhuman speed.

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Only so slightly above that no one cares, nor notices.

You can fly.

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But you can't land

The power to seduce anyone of the opposite sex.

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But you are gay.

The power to dive, swim and breath through solid materials, like earth and rocks, etc

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you must swim though it forever.

The power to fix any broken machine!

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Only after you kill whoever who knew that the machine was broken.

The power to help sexy people and have them like you in return.

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By like you means your permanently friendzoned

Can float two feet of the ground

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But your afraid of heights ;)

The ability to be make anyone laugh

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@hood_black said:

@jaggernutt

But your afraid of heights ;)

The ability to be make anyone laugh

Your afraid of heights.lmao. Better not jump then.lolz.

On topic.

By shooting coca cola from your a##.

Can drink coffee thrue your eye.

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But your eyes give off a raunchy rotten fish and vinegar odor.

You're able to smoke yourself like a cigar, effects and all.

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The downside is that power (if you can even call it that) simply sucks.

Can transform into a goldfish.

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But since you loose your human brain, if you ever turn into a fish you will remain a fish forever, for you will loose your ability to wish to turn back human.

The power to turn into a goldfish but keeping your human intellect.

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Some frat guy swallows you whole at a party!

The power to make plants grow.

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At a millimeter every twenty years.

The ablity to breath under water!

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Only sewer water

I have fate manipulation

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Only bad fate

The ablity to win any game of chess!

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Lose every other game that exists

The ability to grow or shrink to any size I want.

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#1095  Edited By floridaman29

I change size with what I change though

Can breathe in a vacuum.

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Only in a vacuum cleaner.

The power to change your shape into any animal

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That also swiftly reduces your intellect on the level of said animal during the transformation.
The power to make reality whatever i want.

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#1098  Edited By Darkthunder

Each time u warp reality a person close to you dies(you can't change that with the power)

Ability to make any technological innovation I want

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You have a sick perverted twisted mind, and can only make sex toys

The power to do a perfect impersonation of Christopher Walken.

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But unable to turn it off.

The power to manipulate minds.