Say a superpower then the person below says your weakness

But you must endure electro shock therapy for a year after every use of your powers.

Being able to know every possible outcome at once

You will experience non-fatal cerebral overload if try to know more than 3 outcomes.

Being able to use cartoon physics.

@llllam:

Being really lazy to the point you don't even want to move.

Gravity manipulation

Imprecise to the point that it's dangerous

Power to have no weaknesses

But you don't have superpower besides that so nothing has changed

Omniscience.

You have a constant intensely painful headache

Mind Control

But it only works on donkeys.

The ability to turn anything into gold.

You can't turn it off.

The ability to kill people with just thinking of their name and face (works like Death Note but you don't have to write anything)

It only works on immortal people

The super soldier serum (Basically caps powers)

Only activates when "turned on."

Shape shifting

All of your transformations are incredibly painful and gory.

Omnipotence

But not omniscient, meaning you have no idea how to actually use any of your power.

Photographic reflexes.

Unfortunately you are blind and unable to see other peoples movements

The ability to make everyone else believe whoever you think would win in a fight between Superman and Thor.

Unfortunately you are banned from ComicVine due to a mishap so you can't post anymore.

Super intelligence

You head explodes

The ability to do a perfect impersonation of Nicolas Cage!

You can't undo this smile when doing so:

You can attract any women you want.

Your mom falls in love with you.

You're bulletproof.

You're only bulletproof, everything else hurts you normally, including any non-bullet such as buckshot or musket balls.

The ability to assume the identities of already-existing fictional characters.

The only transportation you have is a bicycle.

Super-speed

You have Asthma

The ability to Create lighting anywhere

Darkness

Unfortunately you are deathly afraid of the dark.

The Power to make the perfect Milkshake.

you are lactose intolerant.

The power of love.

You only love physically repulsive people you're not attracted to

Hydrokinesis

Unfortunately, you hate electricity.

Reality warping.

Only works when you take acid

Airbending

Blind

Omniscience

Paradoxes

Sound Manipulation

You can only manipulate sounds into belching noises

Wings on your back

At night they turn into hands that strangle you in your sleep after they frame you for murder

Can do anything when I set my mind to it

You suffer a mental breakdown and get lobotomized.

The power to float up and down stairs.

Only in your dreams.

Plot convenience

But your life is so dull you never need it.

The ability to grow a really nice mustache

@referee:

Get gum stuck in it.

Gravity manipulation.

An apple drops on your head for the rest of your life (see what I did there)

Video Game mastery

And you're bored to death with them

Power to turn TV on and off with your mind.

It only works on the remote control....Where the F*** is the goddamn remote?

The ability to channel the spirits of all the aborted babies in the world transforming you into a giant floating zombie fetus with mountain busting sonic baby cries.

You're transformed into a giant floating zombie fetus with mountain busting sonic baby cries. Because that is horrible.

Immunity to all disease and infection

@twentygoodmen: What if you could create Meconium minions?

But you must live with the morbidly sick and dying for the rest of you long long life.

The ability to make people smile.

The smile is permanent

biokinesis and the ability to spread peace and understanding

You're depressed for the rest of your life

You're the president of North Korea

You start World War 3 and we all die.

The ability to always know what time it is without a watch.

You must be wearing a watch to know the time

You can't get drunk

Permanent hangover

Can turn into living lightning

And now you are trapped forever in a Lightning Rod!

The power to quote every line from every Adam Sandler movie.

That power is it's own weakness

True ^

The ability to sing Michael Jackson or any Jackson 5 song perfectly.