Post you're method of seducing women.

Wouldn't mind some lovely scouse ta dip me bread in.

If ya know what I'm talkin about

@spareheadone: I do......... buttered bread and stew is a great combination! It adds an extra texture to the meal and since the bread absorbs the juices it maintains its flavour.

@giliad_:

Mmmmmm.......

.......and that's how we seduce women

You know we the original OG's of the western world fam, why even bothering denying it?

Ya Twonk

I walk up - give 'em the smoulder and say "Wag wan pif ting what's yer BBM pin?"

Works every time!

*Channels inner indian*

"hey bebe u r very seckse. show me ur bobs pls, send vegina pic and I send pineus pic."

I grab them by the putty cat.

Donald is that you?

I use my best Joey Tribbiani voice and ask "hey how you doin?"

Quoting Naruto in Japanese is a big turn on for most American girls

There is no technique, Make her feel your presence, Do not blabber romantic words, Stare right into her Soul and grip her essence.

Ignore them and they come to you. Works everytime. Doesn't help to be attractive and anti-social. Apparently girls dig mysterious types.

You don't waste your time with "women." Go out and have fun with them bimbos that don't care how you seduce them, just that they are either getting paid or having a great time while getting completely smashed.

-Be rich.