Now this ones foolproof.
Pretend to be illiterate and tell her your too ashamed to tell anyone and ask her to teach you to read, then slowly but surely she will fall in love you.
@referee: i have actually used that before as a joke to this random girl at the bar she laughed uncontrollably and she explained that she was actually a hooker and said i could have an hour for free because that was one of the funniest pick up lines shes ever heard i declined because you know hookers STDS and all that
I'd be like this, "Hey gal get a load of this" then proceed to execute plan of seducing chick :)
Commence plan: Execute my "SWAG DANCE", Can't beat it
Next step within plan: Chick is hypnotized by my swag and agree's to bang.
Final step of plan: I WIN GG
Bonus step: Leave with a Swag walk you LOOSE #TriggeredViners
@god_vulcan: It's really irritating wish he would just fix that, also what do you think of my set up for the chick :)
Damn it! I tried to edit it but I'm getting a blank white screen saying access denied. F it my method was to be illiterate anyway so the title fits I guess.
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