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#1 Edited by JakeN7 (15180 posts) - - Show Bio

Sad, sad day today. A beloved American icon, Poppin' Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away last night. Here's his obituary:

"The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."

R.I.P
R.I.P

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#2 Edited by TheCannon (20263 posts) - - Show Bio

Um...

What!?!

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#3 Posted by The_Deathstroker (8094 posts) - - Show Bio

NOOOOOO!!!! I demand a source.

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#4 Posted by AweSam (7534 posts) - - Show Bio

Hilarious article. "Born and bread in Minnesota"

NOOOOOO!!!! I demand a source.

The source is on your calendar.

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#6 Edited by The_Deathstroker (8094 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: I know lol.

I was just playing around.

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#7 Edited by Joygirl (21036 posts) - - Show Bio

10/10

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#8 Posted by swordmasterD (2620 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm glad Mr.Crunch came it wouldn't of been the same. RIP

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#9 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2772 posts) - - Show Bio

The heavens will weep.

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#10 Posted by AllStarSuperman (43234 posts) - - Show Bio

This was amazing

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#11 Posted by SmashBrawler (6033 posts) - - Show Bio

Heh.

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#12 Edited by DivineDamon (8219 posts) - - Show Bio

How many more of these things will we get? Oh well, at least this one was fun to read, good job ;D

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#13 Edited by JakeN7 (15180 posts) - - Show Bio

@scorpion2501: That's why I chose this article. Forget trying to trick people, I just wanted to make 'em laugh. Anyone that reads the headline isn't going to believe it or take it seriously.

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#15 Posted by deactivated-5c901e667a76c (36557 posts) - - Show Bio

This is a classic.

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#16 Posted by wildvine (14882 posts) - - Show Bio

3:50 for about 20 minutes. Lol'd hard.

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#18 Posted by Raiiyn (3682 posts) - - Show Bio

@sc

**tears up**

You died?!

**sobs uncontrollably**

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#19 Posted by JakeN7 (15180 posts) - - Show Bio

@raiiyn: I thought SC's name was Sean, not Poppin' Fresh...

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#21 Posted by Raiiyn (3682 posts) - - Show Bio

@jaken7 said:

@raiiyn: I thought SC's name was Sean, not Poppin' Fresh...

SC has lots of names...

  • Sugar muffin
  • Pillsbury doughboy
  • Sean
  • Seanykins
  • Seana

Just to name a few ^.^

Disclaimer: Please note all above mentioned names excluding the legal given name of the individual are the sole property of one Raiiyn. Use of said names are prohibited for individual use and will result in a legal course of action.