Pillsbury Doughboy passes away at age 71

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Sad, sad day today. A beloved American icon, Poppin' Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away last night. Here's his obituary:

"The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."

R.I.P
R.I.P

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#2  Edited By TheCannon

Um...

What!?!

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NOOOOOO!!!! I demand a source.

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Hilarious article. "Born and bread in Minnesota"

NOOOOOO!!!! I demand a source.

The source is on your calendar.

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#6  Edited By The_Deathstroker

@awesam: I know lol.

I was just playing around.

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10/10

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I'm glad Mr.Crunch came it wouldn't of been the same. RIP

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The heavens will weep.

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This was amazing

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Heh.

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How many more of these things will we get? Oh well, at least this one was fun to read, good job ;D

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@scorpion2501: That's why I chose this article. Forget trying to trick people, I just wanted to make 'em laugh. Anyone that reads the headline isn't going to believe it or take it seriously.

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This is a classic.

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3:50 for about 20 minutes. Lol'd hard.

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@sc

**tears up**

You died?!

**sobs uncontrollably**

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@raiiyn: I thought SC's name was Sean, not Poppin' Fresh...

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@jaken7 said:

@raiiyn: I thought SC's name was Sean, not Poppin' Fresh...

SC has lots of names...

  • Sugar muffin
  • Pillsbury doughboy
  • Sean
  • Seanykins
  • Seana

Just to name a few ^.^

Disclaimer: Please note all above mentioned names excluding the legal given name of the individual are the sole property of one Raiiyn. Use of said names are prohibited for individual use and will result in a legal course of action.