One liners you yell before a fight.

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#1  Edited By SaintWildcard

I have to warn you if you're Jewish, my fist is not kosher.

Might as well stop breathing, you're not going to be doing that anymore.

I love dancing... on your grave.

Let me introduce you to my friends, Mr. Fisty and his wife Elaine.

It's a good day... for your funeral.

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#2  Edited By PrinceAragorn1

"Die."

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@saint_wildcard: you don't actually yell things before a fight, do you? 0_0

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#4  Edited By Black_Arrow

In a restaurant or a bar

"Who ordered a knuckle sandwich?"

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its clobbering time

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"I warned you."

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They would have to glue you together, IN HELL !!!!!

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Are you a real man?

Him:Yeah duh...

Real man eats snow, come here i'll show you the secrets of life!

*Insert Violence here*

Note:If its not winter than my advice would be that kick him in the balls with fire while screaming ''WINTER IS COMING''!

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Back the f#^k up. Anything else would be more humorous then threatening.

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Are you an angel? Cus you're about to be dead!

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You're going down town to Chinatown!

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Lets me stereotype your face.

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"I gotta warn you dude, I worship Slaanesh."

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#15  Edited By Soldier_Kingston

"Spoiler alert- I'm about to kick your ASS!!!"

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#16  Edited By DivineDamon

I always scream "Please don't hurt me!" in a girly voice. Works out most of the time.

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#17  Edited By RisingBean

I'll just quote Jack Burton. Might be a bit more then a one liner, but it is probably going to distract enough for me to give them a donkey punch or somthing.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

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"Not in the face!"

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your arms are just to short to box with god

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I'll just quote Jack Burton. Might be a bit more then a one liner, but it is probably going to distract enough for me to give them a donkey punch or somthing.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

damn it, I just been spending the last hour trying to remember that quote :)

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Yare Yare Daze

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#23  Edited By SaintWildcard

A warriors death is it's own reward

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"Die Autobot!"

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YOLO!

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#29 JediXMan  Moderator

En garde.

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Jesus, please if you may... strike my enemy down with lighting. Amen.

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"I want you to."

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I wish I knew how to quit you....

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#33  Edited By Perethorn

"Let's make this a battle for the ages"

"History belongs to the winners"

"It's a good day for knuckle sandwich"

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"Make me cry!!!"

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I must warn you, I like it rough....

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"Let's make this a battle for the ages"

"History belongs to the winners"

"It's a good day for knuckle sandwich"

Lol, way to make a normal street brawl look epic.

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#37 rogueshadow  Moderator

Other guy -

'I'm gonna beat the sh*t outta you motherf*cker!'

Me -

*Pulls out glock. Shoots foe once in each kneecap*

Other guy -

*Writhes in agony on the floor for a little while*

Me -

*I shoot him in the head*

*I Walk away*

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Oh so you wanna try me on some b**** n**** s***? Le rock.

Squad up den n****.

Just to name a couple.

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#39  Edited By Perethorn

"I'm going to show you the difference between pain and agony"

"My fists are hungry"

"Bring it on, motherf*****"

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LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE..

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Let's fight!

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If ever jumped: "You've got me surrounded again, you poor bastards"

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I forget what I said last time... it was something along the lines of "I've had enough of you" or something.

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"I like your fire! Too bad I'm going to have to put it out."

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"Your mother was a saint... Saint Nicholas."

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"You should take up a job as a fan cuz all you do is blow people."

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I just use my attack alarm. 140db to the ears generally does my talking for me. I had to use it twice last year while lone working. First time was test, second time was to ward off some poachers who decided to go hare coursing on the site I was working in.

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"I'll crush you with my bare hands!"

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"I will cut your lips and then fed them to you"

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Welcome to the gun show.

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#50  Edited By Billy Batson

You're entering a world of pain.

BB