HRWYB if every time you tried to watch TV an elf would appear on your shoulder and start reading every addendum in an english dictionary right into your ear.
@tomkatie: That is the most brilliant reply I have ever heard to that dumb running joke. xD
OT: 0, Don't live in a flat.
HRWYB if your mind got hacked by someone else. You were completely conscious, but couldn't control any of your actions or words?
@mutant1230: Tropic Thunder is one of the most hilarious movies I've ever seen, tbh I'm just glad to drop that reference!
OT: 10, that would freak me the hell out! Tapeworms are terrifying as hell!
HRWYB if your parents revealed to you that you were actually adopted, and you're really a descendent of Adolf Hitler?
I mean, if it's the current chick I'm into, it wouldn't be so bad. I have no chance with her so it'd just help me get over her. But considering the latter half of your question... 9.5.
HRWYB if you didn't notice the piece of bread you were eating was covered in mold until you swallowed, like, two bites?
1/10 I'm actually not planning on having kids.
HRWYB if you were transported into your favorite Fantasy World, you retain all of your knowledge of this world and start out with absolutely nothing except the clothes on your back and whatever you can find in your pockets.
10/10 Words cannot describe the rustle I would feel.
HRWYB if every single movie, book, or video game you owned turned into Skyrim or into something Skyrim themed. You could buy new items that aren't, but everything you now own is permanently transformed.
I recently inherited the entitety of Terry Pratchets works (all first editions), a museum-worthy collection of Penninsula War journals/books and a metric ton of other expensive and rare shit. So theres absolutely no way I'd be happy with this; 10/10
HRWYB if someone gave you well-done steak (when you asked for Medium/Medium rare)
You forgot to give a rustle, Hajduk. I'll just answer Gillad's.
3/10 I just send it back or eat it, no big deal. It's actually happened to me in restaurants more than once. xD
HRWYB if Spider-Man as a character got completely erased from history, you still remembered him but couldn't watch any of his movies, read his comics, play his games or talk to anyone about him. It's like he never existed... :P
4/10, I don't really read comics in general, and I don't think I've ever read a single Spider-Man comic. The real bummer would be never getting to watch the Raimi movies. Those are great. I'm assuming, by the way, that I'm aware of why Spider-Man got erased and I don't just wake up one day randomly in a world where he never existed. 'Cause if not, then I'd bump this up to like 7/10. That'd be the Mandela Effect x100.
HRWYB if you were doomed to get a really bad case of the stomach flu once every three years?
6/10, it'd suck in the beginning, but cybernetic legs would definitely be better than arms. Plus, I could totally find a way to modify them some to have a little compartment for chips
HRWYB if Secret Empire was adapted for the MCU, but with Hydra Cap never being retconned out?
Had to look up what "spermjack" means. LoL
7/10 It'd be a roller coaster of emotions for sure. Hopefully they wouldn't be planning anything sinister with my potential children.
HRWYB if someone said your favorite movie was terrible and a piece of crap.
I don't actually have an SO but in the context of the question 8/10
HRWYB if your descendent traveled back in time and revealed to you that they were obsessed with destroying a politician from this era, who also happened to be your work colleague and friend...
6/10, I'm not going to lie, it would be a little bothersome but not a deal breaker for me. Especially since it would do more to make him more strongly contrast Thor.
HRWYB if your favorite character on the Battle Forums got a ton of PiS Anti-Feats that everyone started using to lowball them in fights.
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