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#551 Posted by Mutant1230 (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

5/10 I don't really eat fast food. So...

HRWYB if you woke tomorrow morning as an ogre version of yourself (Like a reverse of what happened in Shrek 2)

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#552 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

10, I would freak the frak out!.

HRWYB if a film crew followed you around for one month for a reality show.

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#553 Edited by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on how much I'm getting paid

HRWYB if you walked in on your girlfriend or boyfriend making love with your best friend

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#554 Posted by GIliad_ (6651 posts) - - Show Bio

10, that's pretty rustling tbh

HRWYB if you lost your phone and wallet on the first night of holiday

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#555 Posted by Tomkatie (3319 posts) - - Show Bio

Solid 7/10 rustled, that'd mean a good amount of work over holiday, which would suck

HRWYB If DC announced that Barry Allen and Hal Jordan were actually a gay couple

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#556 Edited by Eto (5281 posts) - - Show Bio

10. No homo pls.

HRWYB if D.C would make Duke the new Batman?

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#557 Posted by Tomkatie (3319 posts) - - Show Bio

0. Honestly it seems like the right movie, and I think Duke is the perfect candidate to become Batman, given how well received and influential his character has been.

HRWYB if you woke up one day in the body of a Somalian pirate?

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#558 Edited by Mutant1230 (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

10 I don't have what it takes to survive in that culture.

HRWYB if Barry Allen was canon genderbent into Beatrice Allen?

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#559 Posted by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

9. Equality has already mostly been established. That's just pushing it

HRWYB if Trump had a 2nd term?

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#560 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

10 Fully Rustled!!!!

HRWYB if DC killed off the Joker once and for all?

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#561 Posted by ANTHP2000 (26903 posts) - - Show Bio

5 because mixed feelings. DC would lose one of the biggest villains in history but I'd like seeing their planet not f'd up for once.

HRWYB if people kept calling Avatar an anime?

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#562 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

0, really couldn't care less.

HRWYB if you won the $1,00,000 lottery.............but lost the ticket?

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#563 Posted by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

Jimmies fully fucking rustled. Solid 10

HRWYB if you bought a brand new phone(preferably the latest and hottest model) and broke it the next day, but had no insurance.

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#564 Posted by FreshAnubis (66 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably about a 3. If the break was my own fault, I wouldn't want to get too upset since there's nothing I could do about it.

HRWYB If you woke up in a world where everybody moved at 50% their normal speed, except for you.

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#565 Posted by Major_Hellstrom (17658 posts) - - Show Bio

1. Just slightly annoyed but hey, I would be faster than Usain Bolt.

HRWYB if you found out you were adopted?

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#566 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

7, mostly because I love my current parents and I am proud to be theirs.

HRWYB - if you discovered your one true love previously did porn? as in a lot?

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#567 Edited by Tomkatie (3319 posts) - - Show Bio

Solid 7 or 8, mainly because I had to discover it for myself and that wasn't brought up on a date (depending how serious we were)

HRWYB if you watched a movie that was exactly about your life up to the current, and then had the main character die in a horrific way?

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#568 Posted by ANTHP2000 (26903 posts) - - Show Bio

8 or 9 I don't believe in those things but I get scared easily.

HRWYB if people kept saying they don't care at all about people calling Avatar an anime.

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#569 Posted by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

Not as rustled as you

HRWYB if you woke up to a hobo smiling in your face, saying "Its time to make babies again sunshine"

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#570 Edited by TheWatcherKing (18326 posts) - - Show Bio

Words can't describe his rustled I'd be.

HRWYB if one day you come home to see your house on fire?

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#571 Posted by echostarlord117 (5615 posts) - - Show Bio

kms/10

HRWYB if you developed severe schizophrenia.

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#572 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18259 posts) - - Show Bio

10+ I know more than I'd like to about schizophrenia.

HRWYB if Trump fixed ALL the problems in the US BUT gays were not allowed to legally marry? (I just picked something out of a hat, don't hate on me here folks, I don't WANT this).

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#573 Posted by lazorguns (2171 posts) - - Show Bio

Jimmies Rustled

HRWYB if the Venom movies flops?

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#574 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

4, Not too much, Most peoples expectations are to high for this film whereas I am prepared for a below average movie.

HRWYB if you were filmed crapping in the woods and the video went viral.

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#575 Posted by Mutant1230 (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

7 It'd be bad, but there are way worse things that could happen or go viral.

HRWYB if one day you came home and you're house was in a giant block of ice.

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#576 Posted by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

Not as rustled as if it was on fire. So 5

HRWYB if all the demons in horror movies came to life and haunted you every night till you cried

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#577 Posted by Tailwhip (256 posts) - - Show Bio

10, Fully Rustled, But the good news is they would probably kill me on the first night.

HRWYB if you lost ALL your body hair for the rest of your life.

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#578 Posted by tsoj (3602 posts) - - Show Bio

9/10

HRWYB if there are four bears right outside your door and won't leave.

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#579 Posted by echostarlord117 (5615 posts) - - Show Bio

Considering how I don't have to go any where any time soon, 6/10 at most. Plus, they'd have to be black bears which are just adorable. I'd get that shizz on Snapchat real quick. Lol

HRWYB if N. Korea declares war on the U.S. today?

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#580 Edited by Tomkatie (3319 posts) - - Show Bio

10 rustled, super duper rustled

HRWYB if all apple trees and seeds inexplicably became extinct?

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#581 Posted by Tailwhip (256 posts) - - Show Bio

4, Not too rustled, The only apple product I use is apple jelly and I could easily switch to grape.

HRWYB if you had to live blind and deaf every Saturday for the rest of your life.

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#582 Posted by echostarlord117 (5615 posts) - - Show Bio

10, I'd seriously consider suicide.

HRWYB if you could only drink sodas? This means no water, no alcohol, etc. The only other thing you can drink are medicines when you have to. You also have to deal with any adverse health effects that may arise.

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#583 Posted by lazorguns (2171 posts) - - Show Bio

10.

HRWYB if pictures of you naked surfaced online?

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#584 Posted by TwentyGoodMen (1042 posts) - - Show Bio

0, I have a great body

HRWYB if you became an albino midget every time your heart rate exceeded 110 bpm

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#585 Posted by echostarlord117 (5615 posts) - - Show Bio

10, I work out so that'd be a problem.

HRWYB if everyone on Earth all of the sudden knew your deepest, darkest secret?

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#586 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

6, My deepest darkest secrets are that bad. The rustling part would be everyone knowing at the same time, without my explanation.

HRWYB if you woke up as a midget?

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#587 Posted by Shadowwaker (2495 posts) - - Show Bio

10. I'd be pretty rustled. Especially since people still use the word midget,

HRWYB if Kingdom hearts 3 never came out.

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#588 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

0, I don't even know what Kingdom hearts 3 is.

HRWYB if you lost all body hair for the rest of your life?

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#589 Posted by echostarlord117 (5615 posts) - - Show Bio

8

HRWYB if your parents got terminal cancer right now?

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#590 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio
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HRWYB if in The Avenger's Infinity War, Thanos just quits fighting and surrenders?

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#591 Posted by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

6. Don't care for MCU that much anymore tbh.

HRWYB if you went to sleep and woke up as just a head locked in a case? You will never get an explanation, just spend the rest of your life is a disembodied head.

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#592 Posted by Mutant1230 (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

10 Maximum Rustles

HRWYB if Earth exploded and you, along with six other people who didn't speak english were sent to Mars in order to repopulate the human race.

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#593 Posted by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

1 if they're all attractive women. Infinity+ if they're guys.

HRWYB if everything and anything you touched turned to poop, all the time? Like the Midas touch but it's literally shit.

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#594 Posted by Mutant1230 (6486 posts) - - Show Bio

Beyond rustled

HRWYB if Game of Thrones Season 8 just abruptly ended production and George R.R. Martin announced he was retiring before he could finish too. HBO and him vowing to never say how the series was planned to end in either universe.

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#595 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

0, I am one of the few people on this planet that doesn't watch the show.

HRWYB is we learned that Russia did in fact tamper with the election in order to make Trump the U.S. President, and their puppet?

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#596 Posted by Vertigo- (17726 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd be about a 2. I stopped caring about world politics a while ago, probably due to my own misanthropy

HRWYB if you woke up to your parents having sex on your bed, and you could see everything

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#597 Edited by HigherPower (12294 posts) - - Show Bio

Decent 8 or 9.

HRWYB if you woke up in a coffin (that was already buried 6 ft under) and was sealed shut so you couldn't get out?

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HRWYB if your family transformed into apes.

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#599 Posted by TheWatcherKing (18326 posts) - - Show Bio

7 or 8/10

HRWYB if you had to eat steamed rice only for a year? Can't add anything to it, just regular rice.

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#600 Posted by Referee (16036 posts) - - Show Bio

10 Fully Rustled

HRWYB if you had spend every weekend in an immobilized state from the neck down, unable to move?