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Official Thread Of Randomness
Lyrics for this is america
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go away
Party just for you
We just want the money
Money just for you
I know you wanna party (yeah)
Party just for free
Girl, you got me dancin' (girl, you got me dancin')
Dance and shake the frame
We just wanna party (yeah)
Party just for you (yeah)
We just want the money (yeah)
Money just for you (ooh)
I know you wanna party (yeah)
Party just for free (yeah)
Girl, you got me dancin' (girl, you got me dancin')
Dance and shake the frame (ooh)
Don't catch you slippin' now
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin' now
This is America (woo)
Don't catch you slippin' now
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin' now
Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy)
Look at how I'm livin' now
Police be trippin' now (woo)
Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
Guns in my area (word, my area)
I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
I gotta carry 'em
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla, woo
Yeah, yeah, I'ma go get the bag
Yeah, yeah, or I'ma get the pad
Yeah, yeah, I'm so cold like yeah (yeah)
I'm so dope like yeah (woo)
We gon' blow like yeah (straight up, uh)
You go tell somebody
Grandma told me
Get your money, black man (get your money)
Get your money, black man (get your money)
Get your money, black man (get your, black man)
Get your money, black man (get your, black man)
Black man
Don't catch you slippin' now (woo, woo, don't catch you slippin', now)
Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy, woah)
Look what I'm whippin' now (Slime!)
This is America (yeah, yeah)
Don't catch you slippin' now (woah, ayy)
Don't catch you slippin' now (ayy, woo)
Look what I'm whippin' now (ayy)
I'm so fitted (I'm so fitted, woo)
I'm on Gucci (I'm on Gucci)
I'm so pretty (yeah, yeah)
I'm gon' get it (ayy, I'm gon' get it)
Watch me move (blaow)
This a celly (ha)
That's a tool (yeah)
On my Kodak (woo, Black)
Ooh, know that (yeah, know that, hold on)
Get it (get it, get it)
Ooh, work it (21)
Hunnid bands, hunnid bands, hunnid bands (hunnid bands)
Contraband, contraband, contraband (contraband)
I got the plug on Oaxaca (woah)
They gonna find you like blocka (blaow)
(America, I just checked my following list and)
You go tell somebody
(You mothafuckas owe me)
Grandma told me
Get your money, black man (black man)
Get your money, black man (black man)
Get your money, black man (black man)
Get your money, black man (black man)
Black man (one, two, three, get down)
You go tell somebody
Grandma told me, "Get your money, " black man
Get your money, black man (black man)
Get your money, black man (black man)
Get your money, black man (black man)
Black man
You just a barcode, ayy
You just a black man in this world
Drivin' expensive foreigns, ayy
You just a big dawg, yeah
I kenneled him in the backyard
No proper life to a dog
For a big dog
Superman solos ya'll fodder characters
no
Superman solos ya'll fodder characters
before soloing super man should wear his underwear inside his pants
because there is a chance a bull kills him before he could even start his soloing mission
The Police came to my House the other night asking me if I saw someone leaving my Neighbor's Home with a Flat Screen TV. Can You Believe That ?
Women:
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the Corner Fudge is Made
Men:
Hairy Chest like King Kong, Crack in the butt, two balls, ding dong!
you good man?
The Police came to my House the other night asking me if I saw someone leaving my Neighbor's Home with a Flat Screen TV. Can You Believe That ?
Flat Screen? Do they even call them flat screen these days?
The Police came to my House the other night asking me if I saw someone leaving my Neighbor's Home with a Flat Screen TV. Can You Believe That ?
Flat Screen? Do they even call them flat screen these days?
The Officer did.
Anyone remember those Super Soaker water guns ?
Women:
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Round the Corner Fudge is Made
Men:
Hairy Chest like King Kong, Crack in the butt, two balls, ding dong!
you good man?
I don't sleep much?
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere
If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk"
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Sus
You vented.
@darthsuper: Idc now let me watch Pokemon in my Microwave
- For the gigantic creatures made from Forbidden Magic, see Demons.
Devils 「悪魔 Akuma」[1] are an ancient race of magical and malevolent beings that dwell in the underworld 「冥府 meifu」,[2] a bleak world where the only amusement comes from tormenting each other and toying with the humans of the living world.[3]
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Overviewedit | edit source
Normally, devils cannot appear in the living world on their own. A mage in the living world can use Forbidden Magic and a sacrifice to summon a devil and use some of its power.[4] The amount of devil power a mage can wield is limited due to the gate between the living world and the underworld.[5] A devil with no magic power can physically breach this border between worlds.[6] Devils cannot wield or enter a grimoire until it has a five-leaf clover. Once they have a grimoire and a physical body, they can unleash their true forms and power in the living world.[7]
Because devils come from the underworld, their mana is known to be malicious and sinister in nature,[8] thus their magic attributes are particularly formidable and frightening.[9][10][11] The only ways to counter devils' magic are with negative mana,[12][13]Arcane Stage magic,[14]Saint Stage magic,[15] and other devils' magic.[16]
A devil's body disintegrates when it is killed with Anti Magic.[17][18]
Rankingsedit | edit source
The devils have developed a hierarchy in which their placements among the ranks are assigned at birth and are unable to be changed.[3]
The known devil ranks are as follows:
- Highest-ranking Devils 「最上位悪魔 Saijōi Akuma, Viz: "Supreme Devils"」
- High-ranking Devils 「上位悪魔 Jōi Akuma」
- Mid-ranking Devils 「中位悪魔 Chūi Akuma」
- Low-ranking Devils 「下位悪魔 Kai Akuma」
Low-ranking devils can be defeated by hitting them with large amounts of mana. Mid-ranking and higher, however, require Arcane Stage mages.[19] The ten devils connected to the Tree of Qliphoth are among the highest ranked and strongest devils.[20]
Appearanceedit | edit source
The common defining characteristic of devils are their horns, which all devils boast. In general, the higher ranking the devil, the longer and more impressive horns they tend to have. Low-ranking devils are noticeably larger than humans and have rather bizarre and monstrous and beastly physiologies, like multiple eyes, tentacles, and bug-like mandibles.[21] Mid-ranking devils are generally at least vaguely humanoid in appearance, though often with distorted bodily proportions and monstrous facial features.[19] High and highest-ranking devils bear the closest resemblance to humans with slender, relatively proportionate figures but have pointed teeth, long, thin tails, and bat-like wings on their backs.[22][23]
Underworldedit | edit source
The underworld is divided into seven layers and is ruled over by three highest-ranking devils, who can manipulate gravity, time, and space and reside at the lowest level.[20][24] Each level houses devils of various ranks, with the highest-ranking devils dominating all those on their level.[25] Because the underworld is so bleak and boring, higher-ranked devils keep themselves entertained by torturing those of lower ranks, while the lower ranked devils torment those who are even lower.[3]
Known Devilsedit | edit source
Qliphoth Devils | ||||
Unnamed | ||||
Devils | ||||
Devil Hostsedit | edit source
- For a full list of known devil hosts, see Category:Devil Hosts.
Devil hosts 「悪魔憑き Akumatsuki」, or devil-possessed, are humans who have direct access to the powers of devils.[26] The host gains an immense boost in magic power and the ability to use the devil's magic attribute in addition to their own.[27] By agreeing to bargains with their devil, the host is granted access to greater portions of the devil's power; this comes at the cost of their own body.[28][29] As such, the number of contracts for power is limited by the strength of the host's body.[30]
When the host draws on their devil's power, their body takes on devil-like physical characteristics, such as horns, elongated canine teeth, pitch black skin, clawed fingers and toes, bat-like wings, and a long thin tail.[31] However, it is impossible for a human host to access 100% of their devil's power, unless a direct channel is opened between the living world and the underworld or the devil inhabits a five-leaf clover grimoire.[5][32]
A devil host can also share some of their devil's power with their underlings. While these underlings cannot use as high a percentage of power as a devil host can, the boost to their magic power still makes them formidable mages.[26]
Additionally, it is possible for someone to host more than one devil at a time. An example of this is Nacht Faust, who is host to a total of four devils.[33]
Devil-Binding Ritualedit | edit source
A devil host can undergo the Devil-Binding Ritual 「従魔の儀 Jūma no Gi」, in which they fight and subjugate their devil and make a formal contract with it to use its power as their own. The connection is forged through a relic linked to the devil, and through this connection, the devil can temporarily be physically manifested in the living world.[34] The ritual takes place within a magic circle that suppresses the devil's power. If the relic is destroyed during the ritual, then the spell will end prematurely and the devil will be sent back to the underworld.[35]
If the host wins the fight, the devil's neck is bound and staked to the floor, and at that time, the host is free to make any contract they desire, including total subjugation of the devil.[36] With full command of the devil's power, the host can easily use Unite, a special transformation available to hosts who have undergone this ritual.[37]
An alternative is a contract of equals, in which the devil retains autonomy.[38] With this contract, matching markings appear on the wrists of the host and the devil[39] and uniting is more difficult,[40] requiring the host and devil to work together and synchronize their thoughts.[41]
If the devil wins, however, it will take full control of the host's body and transform them into a grotesque monster. Hundreds of humans have attempted the ritual and failed, and their skulls decorate the chamber where Asta undergoes the ritual.[42]
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