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this was on my mind lately in lieu of all the talk about the new superman relationship....how does superman used to have........um... do Hokey Pokey with lois? i mean one wrong hip thrust and the poor thing would fly to gotham

did he ever wears condom (sure he cant catches herpes..that is stupid, but his jizz can kill an elephant............i think)

it might be a funny topic to you but in the this new age of comics were superheros are becoming more and more relatable and "real life like individuals" one must seek an explanation

with wonderwoman i think it is easy he has a tough-like-dimond skin but she is the proud stiff amazon warrior so i think it is relatively easy.............exept the herpes part that is a real issue here (mystical mythical amazonian herpes.....no way dude)

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#1 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

This made me lol

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#2 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (15334 posts) - - Show Bio

oh this thread is going to get locked but you get a follow.

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#3 Posted by Pharoh_Atem (44275 posts) - - Show Bio

WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!! LOL though.

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#4 Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus (6958 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow this is getting a lock in the near future, but kudos man, lol kudos

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#5 Posted by mr_iq (31 posts) - - Show Bio

really? closed?

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#6 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (17940 posts) - - Show Bio

Is it bad that I imagined him killing an elephant with his Jizz?

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#7 Posted by The Poet (8646 posts) - - Show Bio

yeah, locked for so many reasons...

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