NickZ asks YOU!

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

@nickzambuto:

Are you ashamed of being Squidward?

Yes.

Yes I am.

3pi * sqrt(-1) < 9pi

Simplify.

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

Do you think getting a cardboard box insured will be tough? Can you make payments?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Are you ashamed of being Squidward?

Yes.

Yes I am.

Does the burden of being Squidward come with ANY upsides?!

@minigunman123 said:

3pi * sqrt(-1) < 9pi

Simplify.

Shouldn't I be asking YOU the questions?

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

Do you think getting a cardboard box insured will be tough? Can you make payments?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Are you ashamed of being Squidward?

Yes.

Yes I am.

Does the burden of being Squidward come with ANY upsides?!

@minigunman123 said:

3pi * sqrt(-1) < 9pi

Simplify.

Shouldn't I be asking YOU the questions?

I don't do requests, I was telling you to do it :|

Seriously though. You'll like the answer. It's cute.

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

@minigunman123 said:

I don't do requests, I was telling you to do it :|

Seriously though. You'll like the answer. It's cute.

Did you misread the thread by any chance? You're not asking me questions, I'm asking you... what was the answer?

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

@minigunman123 said:

I don't do requests, I was telling you to do it :|

Seriously though. You'll like the answer. It's cute.

Did you misread the thread by any chance? You're not asking me questions, I'm asking you... what was the answer?

I'm being funny :|

No pain, no gain. Do the math yourself, boy!

@minigunman123 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

@minigunman123 said:

I don't do requests, I was telling you to do it :|

Seriously though. You'll like the answer. It's cute.

Did you misread the thread by any chance? You're not asking me questions, I'm asking you... what was the answer?

I'm being funny :|

No pain, no gain. Do the math yourself, boy!

Why should I?

@nickzambuto No the unicorns tend to be viscous stealthy murder machines, but I'll be darned if they don't make good jerky.

@nickzambuto said:

@minigunman123 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

@minigunman123 said:

I don't do requests, I was telling you to do it :|

Seriously though. You'll like the answer. It's cute.

Did you misread the thread by any chance? You're not asking me questions, I'm asking you... what was the answer?

I'm being funny :|

No pain, no gain. Do the math yourself, boy!

Why should I?

Cuz.

@venomyak said:

@nickzambuto No the unicorns tend to be viscous stealthy murder machines, but I'll be darned if they don't make good jerky.

Would it be possible for you to give this jerky recipe to the general populace?

@minigunman123 said:

Cuz.

Are we cousins now?

@nickzambuto: Sure you use one liter of leprechaun sauce for every ten pounds of unicorn meat, then let it smoke for three days.

@nickzambuto: Yes I suppose. Next?

@nickzambuto:

Does the burden of being Squidward come with ANY upsides?!

Sadly, yes.

I am addicted to shame? I love hating myself. Plus, sarcasm is uber cool. As is extra limbs.

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

Nope, just honest. >:)

@nickzambuto: Why should I share?

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

Do you think getting a cardboard box insured will be tough? Can you make payments?

I am back to annoy you! I'll make payments with my Deluxe Hugs and imaginary money that's a new currency for the world. =D I'll get it insured from one of the Snakes.~

@venomyak said:

@nickzambuto: Sure you use one liter of leprechaun sauce for every ten pounds of unicorn meat, then let it smoke for three days.

So the Unicorns are cannibals?

@slacker the hacker said:

@nickzambuto: Yes I suppose. Next?

Why are you so boring with your answers?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Does the burden of being Squidward come with ANY upsides?!

Sadly, yes.

I am addicted to shame? I love hating myself. Plus, sarcasm is uber cool. As is extra limbs.

How do you afford that big ass tiki house if you're on Mr. Krabs's paycheck?

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

Nope, just honest. >:)

We gonna kick Joe and JY's ass or what?

@ShootingNova said:

@nickzambuto: Why should I share?

Why not?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

Do you think getting a cardboard box insured will be tough? Can you make payments?

I am back to annoy you! I'll make payments with my Deluxe Hugs and imaginary money that's a new currency for the world. =D I'll get it insured from one of the Snakes.~

But the snakes are all dead?

!

@nickzambuto said:

@venomyak said:

@nickzambuto: Sure you use one liter of leprechaun sauce for every ten pounds of unicorn meat, then let it smoke for three days.

So the Unicorns are cannibals?

@slacker the hacker said:

@nickzambuto: Yes I suppose. Next?

Why are you so boring with your answers?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Does the burden of being Squidward come with ANY upsides?!

Sadly, yes.

I am addicted to shame? I love hating myself. Plus, sarcasm is uber cool. As is extra limbs.

How do you afford that big ass tiki house if you're on Mr. Krabs's paycheck?

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto: Like I'd want one from you, anyway.

Mad?

Nope, just honest. >:)

We gonna kick Joe and JY's ass or what?

@ShootingNova said:

@nickzambuto: Why should I share?

Why not?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

Do you think getting a cardboard box insured will be tough? Can you make payments?

I am back to annoy you! I'll make payments with my Deluxe Hugs and imaginary money that's a new currency for the world. =D I'll get it insured from one of the Snakes.~

But the snakes are all dead?

!

Because you haven't given me any fun questions.

Next?

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I'd hope it is. D= I want a cardboard box mansion and then get somebody to crash in it on purposely and see if I can get free money from an insurance company. And then, I shall buy an evil petting zoo.~

Do you think getting a cardboard box insured will be tough? Can you make payments?

I am back to annoy you! I'll make payments with my Deluxe Hugs and imaginary money that's a new currency for the world. =D I'll get it insured from one of the Snakes.~

But the snakes are all dead?

!

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

@nickzambuto:

How do you afford that big ass tiki house if you're on Mr. Krabs's paycheck?

There are various forms of interpretive dance. Some more - let's just say "special" than others. And monetarily rewarding.

o-o

@slacker the hacker said:

Because you haven't given me any fun questions.

Next?

If my questions are bad why are you posting?

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

How do you afford that big ass tiki house if you're on Mr. Krabs's paycheck?

There are various forms of interpretive dance. Some more - let's just say "special" than others. And monetarily rewarding.

o-o

Are you a male prostitute on the side (those tentacles would surely do wonders)?

@nickzambuto:

Are you a male prostitute on the side (those tentacles would surely do wonders)?

Hentai exists today because of me. You're welcome.

@nickzambuto said:

@slacker the hacker said:

Because you haven't given me any fun questions.

Next?

If my questions are bad why are you posting?

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

How do you afford that big ass tiki house if you're on Mr. Krabs's paycheck?

There are various forms of interpretive dance. Some more - let's just say "special" than others. And monetarily rewarding.

o-o

Are you a male prostitute on the side (those tentacles would surely do wonders)?

Because I'm waiting for good questions.

Next?

@nickzambuto: Because I don't want to.

@nickzambuto said:

@YoungJustice said:

Most likely not.

Does that sadden you?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto: I say so indeedy gent with my green eggs and ham as Sam I Am.

Sam short for Samimista?

@ReVamp said:

@nickzambuto: I meant I got freaky with Lois Lane. But well played.

Wouldn't you of rather had Clark just to see what it felt like?

@ImmortalOne said:

@nickzambuto: Actually, no, I'm not.

Then why are you mad?

@MrDirector786 said:

@nickzambuto: I was referring to a chicken coop. I just wanted to see the response I'd get for saying that.

Was the response satisfying?

@Esquire said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Esquire said:

You should focus on trying to hold out in our debate, but instead I'll distract you by posting in this thread!

I'm perfectly capable of doing both. A debate with you is nothing more than an afterthought for someone like me :)

That wasn't a question at all!

You don't deserve a question.

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto

Why're you so emotional?

It's a recent development --- I am in the process of purging myself of the nasty affliction. Wish me luck.

Why should I?

@venomyak said:

@nickzambuto The world exactly five thoughtyears to the left of ours.

What type of race inhabits this mysterious planet?

@nick_hero22 said:

Hater :P

You jelly Solid Snake destroys Smiley?

Smiley destroys Snake, get over yourself.

@nick_hero22 said:

Smiley destroys Snake, get over yourself.

Why are you so wrong all the time?

@nickzambuto said:

@nick_hero22 said:

Smiley destroys Snake, get over yourself.

Why are you so wrong all the time?

False!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@nickzambuto No I meant jerky made out of unicorns not jerky made by unicorns. Unicorns only eat primates didn't you wonder why it's so hard to find a Sasquatch.

OOH! Ask me one!

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Are you a male prostitute on the side (those tentacles would surely do wonders)?

Hentai exists today because of me. You're welcome.

How much do you charge for one night?

@slacker the hacker said:

Because I'm waiting for good questions.

Next?

What makes you think any will come?

@ShootingNova said:

@nickzambuto: Because I don't want to.

Why are you such a selfish meanie?

@nick_hero22 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@nick_hero22 said:

Smiley destroys Snake, get over yourself.

Why are you so wrong all the time?

False!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you fail constantly? Is sucking just natural for you?

@venomyak said:

@nickzambuto No I meant jerky made out of unicorns not jerky made by unicorns. Unicorns only eat primates didn't you wonder why it's so hard to find a Sasquatch.

But what about the president?

@shadowknight666 said:

OOH! Ask me one!

Why should I?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

Are you saying that you have met or have in any other way had conversation with Leon Scott Kennedy?

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

Are you saying that you have met or have in any other way had conversation with Leon Scott Kennedy?

You bet! He told me how he wishes his girlfriend (Chris's sister I think?) was just as cool as me and he asked for my autograph. Feeling flattered I did and gave him a hug. He shed so many manly tears that day.

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

Are you saying that you have met or have in any other way had conversation with Leon Scott Kennedy?

You bet! He told me how he wishes his girlfriend (Chris's sister I think?) was just as cool as me and he asked for my autograph. Feeling flattered I did and gave him a hug. He shed so many manly tears that day.

Leon has many girlfriends. Claire, Ada, Ashley, whats-her-face, Sherry, Hunnigan, Helena... if you mean Chris's sister, that's Claire.

If you were told by the man himself that you are as cool as Claire, then I salute you.

@nickzambuto:

How much do you charge for one night?

ten cents per minute -- twenty cents per quarter hour - thirty cents per half hour - and fifty cents per hour.

of course, this is charged while I simultaneously serve seven other customers.

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

Are you saying that you have met or have in any other way had conversation with Leon Scott Kennedy?

You bet! He told me how he wishes his girlfriend (Chris's sister I think?) was just as cool as me and he asked for my autograph. Feeling flattered I did and gave him a hug. He shed so many manly tears that day.

Leon has many girlfriends. Claire, Ada, Ashley, whats-her-face, Sherry, Hunnigan, Helena... if you mean Chris's sister, that's Claire.

If you were told by the man himself that you are as cool as Claire, then I salute you.

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

How much do you charge for one night?

ten cents per minute -- twenty cents per quarter hour - thirty cents per half hour - and fifty cents per hour.

of course, this is charged while I simultaneously serve seven other customers.

LOL, uhh... have you ever lent your services to any residents of Bikini Bottom?

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

Are you saying that you have met or have in any other way had conversation with Leon Scott Kennedy?

You bet! He told me how he wishes his girlfriend (Chris's sister I think?) was just as cool as me and he asked for my autograph. Feeling flattered I did and gave him a hug. He shed so many manly tears that day.

Leon has many girlfriends. Claire, Ada, Ashley, whats-her-face, Sherry, Hunnigan, Helena... if you mean Chris's sister, that's Claire.

If you were told by the man himself that you are as cool as Claire, then I salute you.

Why are you crying?

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

@nickzambuto said:

@Samimista said:

;___; Are you gonna tell me someone stole the cookie out of the cookie jar next? D= I guess I'll have to get cardboard box insurance from AARP. I should belong to there as I'm exactly what it stands for. An Awesome Random Person. =D

Any examples of you being "awesome"?

1. I am being interviewed by my #1 fan (you) for the magazine of ComicVine

2. Leon S. Kennedy even knows it

3. It is a fact that Barney Stinson keeps denying

Are you saying that you have met or have in any other way had conversation with Leon Scott Kennedy?

You bet! He told me how he wishes his girlfriend (Chris's sister I think?) was just as cool as me and he asked for my autograph. Feeling flattered I did and gave him a hug. He shed so many manly tears that day.

Leon has many girlfriends. Claire, Ada, Ashley, whats-her-face, Sherry, Hunnigan, Helena... if you mean Chris's sister, that's Claire.

If you were told by the man himself that you are as cool as Claire, then I salute you.

Why are you crying?

I have to wait til around December for Doctor Who to come back. Dx But on the plus side next month is My Little Pony! =D

@nickzambuto said:

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

How much do you charge for one night?

ten cents per minute -- twenty cents per quarter hour - thirty cents per half hour - and fifty cents per hour.

of course, this is charged while I simultaneously serve seven other customers.

LOL, uhh... have you ever lent your services to any residents of Bikini Bottom?

Can't say....but let's just accept that I do more than you think at the Krusty Krab. >_> <_<

@nickzambuto said:

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Are you a male prostitute on the side (those tentacles would surely do wonders)?

Hentai exists today because of me. You're welcome.

How much do you charge for one night?

@slacker the hacker said:

Because I'm waiting for good questions.

Next?

What makes you think any will come?

@ShootingNova said:

@nickzambuto: Because I don't want to.

Why are you such a selfish meanie?

@nick_hero22 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@nick_hero22 said:

Smiley destroys Snake, get over yourself.

Why are you so wrong all the time?

False!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you fail constantly? Is sucking just natural for you?

HATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@nickzambuto said:

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

Are you a male prostitute on the side (those tentacles would surely do wonders)?

Hentai exists today because of me. You're welcome.

How much do you charge for one night?

@slacker the hacker said:

Because I'm waiting for good questions.

Next?

What makes you think any will come?

@ShootingNova said:

@nickzambuto: Because I don't want to.

Why are you such a selfish meanie?

@nick_hero22 said:

@nickzambuto said:

@nick_hero22 said:

Smiley destroys Snake, get over yourself.

Why are you so wrong all the time?

False!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you fail constantly? Is sucking just natural for you?

I have faith in your ability as a poster.

Next?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto said:

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

How much do you charge for one night?

ten cents per minute -- twenty cents per quarter hour - thirty cents per half hour - and fifty cents per hour.

of course, this is charged while I simultaneously serve seven other customers.

LOL, uhh... have you ever lent your services to any residents of Bikini Bottom?

Can't say....but let's just accept that I do more than you think at the Krusty Krab. >_> <_<

So... is... THAT the Krabby Patty secret sauce?

@nick_hero22 said:

HATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Instead of haters, ever think maybe you actually just suck?

@slacker the hacker said:

I have faith in your ability as a poster.

Next?

What have I ever done to deserve your confidence?

@nickzambuto: I like the a lot of the battles you make.Besides that your taking time ask me questions.

Next?

@nickzambuto:

So... is... THAT the Krabby Patty secret sauce?

I can not confirm not deny that statement. ~~ Points to Plankton ~~

@slacker the hacker said:

@nickzambuto: I like the a lot of the battles you make.Besides that your taking time ask me questions.

Next?

Why do you fail at grammar?

@lykopis said:

@nickzambuto:

So... is... THAT the Krabby Patty secret sauce?

I can not confirm not deny that statement. ~~ Points to Plankton ~~

Can I get one Krabby Patty with cheese?

@nickzambuto:

Can I get one Krabby Patty with cheese?

Here you go. With extra "sauce".