My sister is gonna be on Maury! What do i do!??

Hey guys, Spidey here. And guess what? I'm freaking the F*** out. Why? Well, i'll give you a minute to read the title.

Yes it's true. My brother got the message from my youngest sister that she will be appearing on Maury with her eldest daughter. Upon hearing this, i nearly had a heart attack! It's too late dissuade her!

Now i love my sister, and my niece, but they are waaaaay too over the top. And if they get up there acting a fool on NATIONAL TV!!!! They'll shame our entire family! I need advice!

I used to watch Maury flabbergasted by how people could go on a spout their business to the world. Never would i suspect that my own kin would be one of these poor fools!

Beata

Make sure to let us know when it airs

@spidey_jackson: Well if she is, let us know so I can watch it :)

@spidey_jackson: You know my reaction. >:)

Be glad its not Springer

Calm down dude

Why are they on there?

@noone301994: I have no idea! All i do know is, it can't be good.

Beata

Is she hot?

What do you do? Hope for the best.

Hmm...change your last name and remove any associations you have that would tie you to them?

Lol, in all seriousness, the people that make appearances on shows like that are forgotten about in less than a month nowadays. There's too many crazys out there on these shows to remember them all.

@ordinaryalan: That helps, it really does.

Beata

Yeah, unless they do something newsworthy, they will be forgotten in like, 2 days. Nothing against your family, just that people always want something new and forget the people in the past.

Oh, and it would be awesome to know when they will appear ;)

Take a deep breath and clam down.

@eisenfauste: @cgoodness: @hylian: @noone301994: @regiebravo: @nefarious: @ordinaryalan: @aquaman01: @sophia89: @shadowswordmaster: @silent_bomber: Thanks for the feedback guys. My niece suffers from Gullibleitis. So she is prone to acting like a jackalope. It's so sad ;-;

Beata

@spidey_jackson: XD

heh.

@spidey_jackson: Well it depends what she's on Maury for...

@frozen: My niece suffers from Gullibleitis. It makes her act out. D:

Beata

@spidey_jackson: Dude we should have a live viewing thread! We'll make comments as we are watching them on Muray! :)

Realize how trashy your sister is.

Calm down, listen to me. You make popcorn AND you f*cking DVR that sh!t!!!

Could just stream it on a streaming website, and link it.

Record it and make fun of her at every family re-union.

@regiebravo: lmao

Change your name

Was Jerry booked up?

I'm with the is she hot crowd

So are you going to post the video when it airs?

Honestly, I wouldn't worry about it if she can't be talked out of it. I doubt even religious watchers recall or could even recognize the people whi appear in the show even a day after it happened. Lol

It might seem as such but I don't think it'd be an issue for you or your family going forward.

I know but he won't tell me what episode it will be :P I should be more support toward the sexy captain...

@kingvenus:

Gota see this

I'm gonna make a gif of his sister after Maury airs ^_^

I remember when me and my sister first appeared on TV

good times

that is a joke btw

First World Problems

It'll be okay, man.

You are NOT the father.

@spidey_jackson: Here's my advice:

1. Figure it out.
2. If it's embarrassing change your name and move to Alaska.
3. If it's not embarrassing it will be so change your name and move to Alaska.

I'm crying. This is gold.

Nice