Deathstroke vs. Deadshot
Deathstroke: "They hired discount Deathstroke to take me down? Charmed."
Deadshot: "My price doesn't come with a discount."
Deathstroke: "You're the discount."
6/10 to the one above me. A little wordy.
Make fighting game dialogue and rate the dialogue above you!
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Freddy Krueger vs The Dream Eater
Freddy: "You're no human, are you?"
Merry: "I am the Gate Keeper. I guard the boundary between dreams and reality. A special kind of nightmare... One made just for you..."
Freddy: "Not even the gates of hell could hold me back..."
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Merry: "Let's see, where did I put your keys...?"
Freddy: "One... Two... Freddy's coming for you..."
Merry: "Three... Four... I'm gonna lock your door!"
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Freddy: "Merry had a little lamb..."
Merry: "Like I haven't heard that one before."
Freddy: "Hmm... How about this? One... Two..."
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Merry: "Ew, what happened to your face?"
Freddy: "Stop, you'll hurt my feelings..."
Merry: "I'll hurt a lot more than that."
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Freddy: "Dream Eater? Honey, you can eat my dreams whenever you want!"
Merry: "Could you be any more of a creep?"
Freddy: "Come to Freddy!"
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Merry: "I'll send you back where you belong."
Freddy: "Ooh, a key chain, I'm shaking in my boots!"
Merry: "You may not be scared, but those three are."
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Deadpool vs. Kate Bishop
Kate Bishop: Just to let you know, I'm pretty much an Avenger.
Deadpool: I'm a lot more than that, sweetie.
Kate Bishop: Yeah, you're nuts!
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Deadpool: No powers, and not enough training right? You're a little out of your league kid.
Kate Bishop: The original can take you, so can I.
Deadpool: With just a bow and arrow?
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Deadpool: "Hawkeye"? This is confusing. Couldn't you pick something more original, like "Arrow Lady"?'
Kate Bishop: You couldn't be more unoriginal than stealing your whole shtick from... someone else.
Deadpool: Oh, it's on!
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Kate Bishop: Prepare to be a pincushion.
Deadpool: Bitch, you won't even hit me once.
Kate Bishop: Clint himself said I was the better archer, so how much you wanna bet?
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Deadpool: Not a fan of spoiled rich girls, especially ones who think they're hot shit.
Kate Bishop: Pot meet kettle.
Deadpool: Do I look like a "spoiled rich girl" to you?
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Kate Bishop: I took Kang the Conqueror, and won. Just to let you know.
Deadpool: Beating your friends? That's cruel lady.
Kate Bishop: It's... complicated.
@asgardianbrony:Because it requires thinking of a match-up, finding pictures for them, and thinking of an interaction. That's a lot. XD
7/10. I don't know the source material well enough, but it still feels really accurate.
Achilles: You think it wise to fight me directly? Kings normally don't get their hands dirty.
Leonidas: I commend your bravery, but I'm King of Sparta for a reason. It is you who is unwise to challenge me.
Achilles: Challenge? No. The gods would be a challenge. You're...mere exercise.
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Leonidas: Your legend precedes you...but it will end by my blade.
Achilles: You're not the first man to come for my head. But maybe if you beg, you'll be the first to receive mercy.
Leonidas: A king...does not...BEG.
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Achilles: Hmph. Your eyes have the look--
Leonidas: The look of a warrior who has seen battle and of a man who is unafraid.
Achilles: No. The look of a man who doesn't recognize his own death.
OT: 7/10.
Mei vs. Captain Cold
Mei: You have an Endothermic Blaster, just like me?
Captain Cold: It's "cold gun", and I did it first.
Mei: And I did it best.
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Captain Cold: Prepare to get cold, and not the way you like it.
Mei: Think you can hit me?
Captain Cold: Sweetie, I've hit guys going at mach 5. This will be cakewalk.
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Mei: Overwatch is going to stop you and your "Rogues".
Captain Cold: I thought you losers got broken up?
Mei: Ever hear the term "back in action"?
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Captain Cold: You're a knock-off, time to pay credit to the original.
Mei: I don't pay credit to crooks like you.
Captain Cold: Puckish rogue!
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Mei: Prepare to catch cold.
Captain Cold: You're giving me ice puns, really?
Mei: Thought it was appropriate.
10. By far your best dialogue yet.
Ruby Rose vs Alice Baskerville
Alice: "I like your scythe... *Materializes her own*... but mine's bigger."
Ruby: "Oh yea? Well can yours do this?" *Turns scythe into rifle*
Alice: "N-no... Shut up!"
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Ruby: "Did you see a boy run by here? Short, blonde hair, sort of reminds you of a rabbit?"
Alice: "Are you after Oz too? Sorry, but he's my man-servant; I won't let anyone have him!"
Ruby: "Oh my god, are you jealous? You're so adorable!"
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Alice: "That red cloak. You're one of those bloody death gods, aren't you?" *Shifts into rabbit form*
Ruby: "Y-you're a grimm?!?!?"
Alice: "Ignorant filth, do not compare me to such lowly creatures!"
Hyde: You heard what I did to the invisible man?
X: Rape, bitch? That's my fetish, aye!
Hyde: What the *expletive*?
Edit: forgot to rate. 8/10. I think I understand it.
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Etna vs Umar
Etna: "Hey I know you! You're the sister of that Dorm Ammu guy!
Umar: "My name is Umar. Perhaps I shall engrave it into that body of yours."
Etna: "Ooh, lewd! Wait... I feel like I have had this conversation before..."
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Umar: "Your talent and beauty is wasted on that Overlord of yours. Become my apprentice and I'll give you power Laharl could only dream of!"
Etna: "And what does a washed up old hag think she can teach me?"
Umar: "We'll start with respect!"
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Etna: "Make way for the sexiest demon in the netherworld!"
Umar: "You? How can you seduce anyone with a body so... small...?"
Etna: "Excuse me?!?!? At least I don't have to use magic to keep mine from sagging!"
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Umar: "You live in the shadow of a petulant child."
Etna: "At least I don't screw my own brother whenever I need something..."
Umar: "Such silly human taboos. A true Queen takes what she wants!"
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Etna: "Woah. With a body like that, it's no wonder Laharl didn't want to do this himself."
Umar: "Such beautiful crimson hair... Like a delicate flower..."
Etna: "Sorry lady, but this rose has thorns!"
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Umar: "Tell me... Can the King truly pleasure his Queen the way I can?"
Etna: "Pleasure? Wait, I'm not... Haha... You think me and... Hahahaha! The Prince still thinks kissing is icky!"
Umar: "Then the boy is a fool. I'll gladly take you for myself. Through force, if necessary..."
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Etna: "Let me guess... You're Dormammu's more cunning and beautiful half?"
Umar: "Perceptive. Why does someone like you serve a mere child? Is that your... preference?"
Etna: "I'm just biding my time for the right moment to strike!"
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Umar: "Laharl and Dormammu are arrogant fools. Together we could dispose of them and rule as Queens of the Netherworld!"
Etna: "Wait,do you mean like... together... together? Oh my... I'm flattered, but unfortunately I don't like to share."
Umar: "Silly girl, you will be mine whether you are willing or not!"
Janey Belle vs Freddy Krueger
Freddy: How sweet...
**Janey Belle drops her illusion spell to reveal her true form.**
Freddy: ...fresh meat? What the hell is going on here?
Janey: Welcome to my nightmare b***h. Let's go mother******!!
7/10 for the one above. Some good dialogue in a few of them that made me chuckle=)
5/10 I'll be honest, pretty mediocre, though to be fair there's not much you can really do with those characters in terms of dialogue.
Bullseye vs Captain Boomerang
Bullseye: Oooh, so many lovely sharp things to throw!
Captain Boomerang: Yup, but they always come back to me.
Bullseye: Oh, I wouldn't argue that... Because I'm going to throw them back at you!
@thecomiccrafter: 6.
Widowmaker vs. Deathstroke
Deathstroke: Tell me something, Lacroix... do you fear death?
Widowmaker: Not since I was a child.
Deathstroke: Perhaps your husband did....
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Widowmaker: Ah, so you have one eye? That was from your wife, correct?
Deathstroke: You'll join her in death.
Widowmaker: Posthumous widow it is then.
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Deathstroke: I'd say that I'd make you regret you've ever lived, but killing you would be putting a walking corpse of its misery.
Widowmaker: Do not speak of what you do not understand.
Deathstroke: What I understand is that your heart is one beat from stopping.
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Widowmaker: You only know the values of money, nothing of a higher purpose.
Deathstroke: Coming from someone who betrayed her husband and her friends to be a lapdog to Talon? That means nothing.
Widowmaker: *barely restraining herself* Just... like you.
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Deathstroke: You must be pretty lonely in that mansion by yourself. Do you have any family?
Widowmaker: All I need is the thrill of a good death.
Deathstroke: Spoken like someone in denial.
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Widowmaker: Bringing a pair of swords into battle? Am I supposed to laugh myself to death?
Deathstroke: One, I have more than just swords. Two, even then I would still win this battle.
Widowmaker: Why don't we find out?
8/10
Jin Uzuki: "Now who might you be?"
Kamen Rider Decade: "Just a passing through Kamen Rider."
Jin Uzuki: "I see"
3/10
John Egbert vs Thor
John: Have you ever been to Valhalla?
Thor: Indeed, have you?
John: No, but my bathtub has.
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Thor: The Heir of Wind must be a mighty foe.
John: Well you are one of Earths mightiest heroes, but I'm one of the multiverses.
Thor: We will have to see about that
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John: Hey thunder
Thor: Thunder?
John: yeah your power is thunder and mine is... never mind
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John wins: I would have held back if you looked a little more like Nic Cage.
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Thor wins: *Spins hammer around* only a child would play god as you do.
@red_leader: 5
Nighting: Buddy, I used battle staffs WAY before it was cool.
Night Thrasher: Then prove that you are the expert.
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Nighting: No offence, but you fight crime with a skateboard?
Night Thrasher: It's what works for me. Nothing else matter.
Nightwing: Still kinda silly.
Night Thrasher: Said the guy who fought crime wearing speedos.
Nightwing: Oh, it's ON!
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Night Thrasher: They say you are an expert strategist. I don't think so.
Nightwing: Why's that?
Night Thrasher: You challenged me. That's an error of judgment.
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Night Thrasher: Think you can take me on?
Nightwing: I think I'm the one not wearing armor that slows me down.
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Night Thrasher: Nothing can stop my war on crime!
Nightwing: Pal, I seen dark and broody, and you are not even close to third place.
....
Night Thrasher: I heard you been trained by the best.
Nightwing: And I heard you have a short fuse.
Night Thrasher: Shut up and fight.
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Joker vs Izaya
Izaya: "So tell me, why do you do what you do?"
Joker: "You can't spell slaughter without laughter!"
Izaya: "A moronic thrill seeker then? How utterly... disappointing..."
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Joker: "You look like a man who knows how to have a little fun!"
Izaya: "The leader of the joker gang I presume? How may I be of assistance?"
Joker: "Care for a game of five-finger fillet?"
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Izaya: "And who might you be?"
Joker: "Care to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Izaya: "Not sure what that means, but I do like how it sounds..."
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Joker: "I guess we are somewhat alike."
Izaya: "You think so? Seems my reputation has fallen further than I thought..."
Joker: "How rude, and here I thought we could be friends!"
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Izaya: "Are all your plans working out for you?"
Joker: "If you don't wipe that grin off your face *pulls out knife* it'll become permanent!"
Izaya: "Ooh, scary!"
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Joker: "Why do you do what you do?"
Izaya: "Simply put, I love humans. Humans are the most interesting creatures in the world!"
Joker: "Do you think you're not one? Here I thought I was the crazy one..."
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Izaya: "I am supposed to be an information broker, but I didn't realize the circus was in town."
Jokers: "We put the fun in your funeral!"
Izaya: "You're not a very good clown, are you..."
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Joker: "What's wrong? Chaos and mayhem all around! Isn't this exactly what you wanted? Don't tell me you lost your nerve."
Izaya: "You're like an uncontrollable beast... A monster..."
Joker: "Oh, and let me guess... Only humans can kill monsters... Is that it? Do you think killing me will make you human? How pathetic..."
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Izaya: "I can tell you just about anything you could ever want to know... For the right price of course..."
Joker: "Unfortunately I am a little bit tight on cash. How about we trade of information? *pulls out knife* Would you like to know how I got these scars?"
Izaya: "Ooh, am I in for a demonstration?"
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Joker: "Would you like to see a magic trick?" *pulls out knife*
Izaya: "Sure, I'm quite good at those myself." *pulls out more knives*
Joker: "Well that's not very fair... Where were you even keeping those things?"
@zetsumoto: 10
Captain America: Let's see how you fight without a cosmic entity's help.
The Coon: Oh shit...
...
The Coon: Um, can we just talk about this, superhero to superhero?
Captain America: You're the kid who dressed up as Hitler for Halloween, so no.
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The Coon: You mess with the Coon, you answer to his friends. Right, guys?
Human Kite: Screw you, fatass!
Captain America: You're on your own, kid.
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The Coon: Coon on the prowl!
Captain America: I don't think you know what "coon" means, young man.
The Coon: Sure I do. It means, SHUT YOUR FACE, ASSHAT!
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Captain America(after winning): I consider it my duty and honor to fight for justice.
The Coon(limping away in pain): Screw you guys, the Coon is going home.
@waezi2 said: 
Captain America: Let's see how you fight without a cosmic entity's help.
The Coon: Oh shit...
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The Coon: Um, can we just talk about this, superhero to superhero?
Captain America: You're the kid who dressed up as Hitler for Halloween, so no.
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The Coon: You mess with the Coon, you answer to his friends. Right, guys?
Human Kite: Screw you, fatass!
Captain America: You're on your own, kid.
...
The Coon: Coon on the prowl!
Captain America: I don't think you know what "coon" means, young man.
The Coon: Sure I do. It means, SHUT YOUR FACE, ASSHAT!
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Captain America(after winning): I consider it my duty and honor to fight for justice.
The Coon(limping away in pain): Screw you guys, the Coon is going home.
Funny Cartman. 9/10.
Ready for cringe.
Groot: I am Groot.
Timmy: TIMMY!
Groot: I.. am... GROOT!!!
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Enchantress vs Oz
A link to Enchantress dialogue for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=434sVadQ_p8
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June: "If you can kill me, please do it."
Oz: "I don't think that will be necessary..."
Enchantress: "What good is a destroyer who won't destroy!"
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Oz: "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. You can call me Oz!"
Enchantress: "And you, boy, can call me the Wicked Witch!"
Oz: "Wrong story book, miss."
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June: "Got a voice in your head too?"
Oz: "Not anymore..."
Enchantress: "You keep your human host locked away? How cruel!"
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Oz: "That body doesn't belong to you."
Enchantress: "Neither does yours."
Oz: "I suppose I can't argue with that..."
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Enchantress: "Well, if it isn't the Bloodstained Black Rabbit!"
Oz: "You... Know who I am?"
Enchantress: "Oh yes, I am quite the fan! Tell me, are you going to do to this world what you almost did to your last?"
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Oz: "I have decided... I am going to stop you!"
Enchantress: "Oh my... Are you going to break me like you break everything else?"
Oz: "If that's what it takes, then yes."
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June: "Please, Oz, can you save me?"
Oz: "A pretty girl like you? I'll try my best!"
Enchantress: "Ha, save her? You've broken everything you've ever touched!"
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Oz: "This is no place for a beautiful maiden such as yourself!"
Enchantress: "How adorable, I think I'll enjoy devouring you!"
Oz: "Wait, I know you... you're Miss Sexual Harassment!"
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June: "She forces me to hurt people."
Oz: "You remind me of someone I used to know..."
Enchantress: "And remember what happened to her? Poor, poor, little Echo..."
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Oz: "Does everyone in this dimension have strange powers?"
Enchantress: "Show me yours and I'll show you mine!"
Oz: "Umm... No thanks?"
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June: "She can smell death on you."
Oz: "How rude, I swear I bathed just this morning!"
Enchantress: "Is this really the time to be cracking jokes?"
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Oz: "I'm late for a very important date!"
Enchantress: "Then you made a wrong turn when you came to face me, little rabbit."
Oz: "Is it to late to turn back?"
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June: "Please run, she'll kill you!"
Oz: "A beautiful maiden, such as yourself, should smile more!"
Enchantress: "Did you not get that I'm an evil hag?"
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Oz: "Sorry, but could you bring back the other one? I'm not interested in old hags."
Enchantress: "I'll take pleasure in devouring your soul!"
Oz: "Funny, you seem like a tasty snack yourself."
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June: "You really think you can take her?"
Oz: "It'll all be okay once she's been removed."
Enchantress: "I'm not some common card demon."
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Oz: *Shreds apart random parademon* "I'm sorry miss, I didn't see you there!" *Tries to hide bloody scythe*
Enchantress: "You're a creepy little brat, aren't you..."
Oz: *Sigh* "It hurts me when people say things like that..."
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Enchantress: "I'd devour your soul, but I'm not sure a hollow creature such as yourself even has one."
Oz: "Well that was mean. You know miss, you'll never find yourself a boyfriend with an attitude like that!"
Enchantress: "I don't think you quite understand the gravity of your situation..."
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Oz: "If I poor water on you... will you melt?"
Enchantress: "I think I'll crucify you on the source wall."
Oz: "So... is that a yes then?"
Vader: Some new alien species? Fascinating.
Voldemort: What of you? Some new breed of Muggle filth?
Vader: It seems your backwater planet has neglected to teach you manners. Allow me to rectify that mistake.
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Voldemort: I will enjoy hearing your cries of mercy.
Vader: Your parlour tricks are nothing compared to the power of the Dark Side!
Voldemort: Dark Side? You are staring at the abyss itself, Muggle!
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Vader: My Master has ordered your extermination.
Voldemort: Another lapdog come to yap away?
Vader: Your arrogance shall be your defeat!
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Voldemort: Your armour hides your fear, but I can smell it.
Vader: It seems your senses betray you.
Voldemort: We shall see!
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Vader Victory
Vader: Do not come back, snake.
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Voldemort Victory
Voldemort:Once again, magic trumps your foolish machines.
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OOC Smack talk
Vader: You fail to defeat a schoolboy? Yet you challenge the might of the Sith?
Voldemort: To be defeated by ones spawn, how embarrassing.
Vader: You claim you could do better? It seems your foolishness knows no bounds.
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Ainz: Die
Kazuma: . . .
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Kazuma: Hey, you . . .
Ainz: Die
Kazuma: . . .
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Ainz: Die
Kazuma: I don't wanna go back
Eris: I get it
4.
Sidious: You use your rage well, but you are no Sith.
Atrocitus: I am a Red Lantern!
Sidious: You are a dead fool!
Atrocitus: I can feel your rage!
Sidious: You will find that I have it in abundance.
Atrocitus: Then I shall enjoy feasting on you!
Sidious: Become my apprentice, and I shall teach you how to use your wrath properly.
Atrocitus: I need no guidance from a weakling such as yourself!
Sidious: Then you will die...
Atrocitus: You are no threat to me!
Sidious: Fool! I have conquered countless worlds.
Atrocitus: I have destroyed countless worlds!
Rad: Welcome to Rad Town! Main export, KICIKCING YOUR BUT!
Enid: Whatevs.
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Rad: Your ninja moves are no match to pure Radness!
Enid: Bring it on already, antenna boy!
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Enid: Let's make this interesting: If I win, you have to do my job for a week.
Rad: And if I win?
Enid: I will do my job for a week.
Rad: ... Um...
Enid: I will ACTUALLY do my job. WITH ENTHUSIASM!
Rad: Oh, nice!
......
(Enid wins)
Enid: Rad, are you crying?
Rad: *sob sob* I'm not crying, YOU ARE CRYING!
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(Rad wins)
Enid: Rad, are you crying?
Rad: *sob sob* I'm just happy, okay!?
6.
Niko Bellic vs. Trevor Phillips
Trevor: *In a mock Slavic accent* Still getting adjusted to big scary America eh?
Niko: I'd say I'm better adjusted than a Canadian trying to be part of failing country.
Trevor: Oh, it's on bitch!
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Niko: Am I supposed to afraid? I've fought of junkies since the old country, you mean nothing.
Trevor: Ain't none of them got the good shit I deal. Want a taste?
Niko: The only thing you'll be tasting after this is your blood.
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Trevor: Hey man, want to go bowling after I kick your ass?
Niko: I can kick your sad ass in bowling, but I guess here will have to do.
Trevor: Big talk. Let's see how big you talk when you're my bitch!
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Niko: How's your mom?
Trevor: How's your cousin?
Niko: It wasn't personal before friend, but now you've made it personal.
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Trevor: You do the work of whoever pays you. Me? I'm my own f***in man.
Niko: So why do you act like a government lapdog?
Trevor: Arrrgh! SHUT UP!
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Niko: Does your boyfriend Michael still send you love letters after he dumped you?
Trevor: Haha, you know for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: Yes, and for annoying dick... you're really an annoying dick!
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Trevor: Think that LC Heist was so great?
Niko: It was pretty damn impressive, I must say.
Trevor: I've stolen a f***ing nuke. What now?!
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Niko: Remember when you killed Johnny by stomping him to death?
Trevor: Oh, that was one of your friends right? Sorry about that, I got carried away.
Niko: No problem. Same thing's about to happen to you.
Etrigan: Gone! Gone! -- the form of man -- Rise, the Demon Etrigan!
Spawn: Foul beast!
Etrigan: And you, my FEAST!
-- 7/10
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