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#1 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

Pitt 2 characters of your choice against each other and make up some fighting game style banter between them. Can include intros, outros, clashes, and so on, but not necessary.

Also, rate the last OT/Dialogue post first (??/10).

Overlord Laharl vs Dread Dormammu
Overlord Laharl vs Dread Dormammu

Laharl: "This is the legendary Dormammu? You've gotta be kidding, he's level 4000!?!?!?"

Dormammu: "The great Lord Baal fears the wrath of a small child?"

Laharl: "Ch-Child!?!?! I shall burn a true vision of horror into that empty head of yours!"

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Dormammu: "Young overlord, dare you speak the name Dormammu?"

Laharl: "I have heard, you possess powers of evil nearly equal to my own."

Dormammu: "Your evil amounts to mere, childish, mischief before the wrath of Dormammu!"

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Laharl: "I am Laharl, King of the Netherworld!"

Dormammu: "Have you come to bargain?"

Laharl: "Here's my offer. If you kneel and beg for mercy; I'll only beat you half to death!"

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Dormammu: "I seek the lord of this dimension. Is it you, boy?"

Laharl: "So much evil energy... Are you Zenon, the God of Overlords?"

Dormammu: "You dare compare me to the fool betrayed by her own subjects?"

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Laharl: "I search for the legendary Overlord Zenon. Are you him?"

Dormammu: "Zenon is a being of solitude... I am a lord of chaos!"

Laharl: "No matter, in the end you'll both be serving as my eternal slaves!"

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Dormammu: "Young king, your reign has come to an end."

Laharl: "I am being challenged by a mere suit of armor?"

Dormammu: "I... beg your pardon?"

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Dormammu Wins: "At last, a new dimension to conquer and souls to devour!"

Laharl Wins: "I shall now be known as the Dread Overlord Laharl!"

PS: You don't have to write as much as I did. A single 3 line exchange should suffice. More if you are feeling inspired.

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#4 Edited by FC_Tsukihanami (953 posts) - - Show Bio

heh... nothing personnel kid

What? He's fast!

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#5 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

heh... nothing personnel kid

What? He's fast!

You're supposed to rate the dialogue above you. Also, what characters are those lines supposed to be between?

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#6 Posted by FC_Tsukihanami (953 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: I forgot to give a rating. I give yours a 10/10 cause it looks like you actually tried. mine was supposed to be between Generic anime protagonist and Generic anime villain.

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#7 Edited by blackestnight93 (14876 posts) - - Show Bio

4/10- it'd be nice to see which characters the dialouge would be between

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Midnighter- I've already won this fight before it even began!

Hellboy- Then you've seen that my fist is going up your ass

Midnighter- Oh this is gonna be fun

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#8 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

8/10

Oz Vessalius vs Injustice Superman
Oz Vessalius vs Injustice Superman

Superman: "Go home little rabbit, you break everything you touch."

Oz: "Then you already know how this ends..."

Superman: "If Darkseid couldn't break me, what hope do you have?"

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Superman: "Justice requires order."

Oz: "I hate people who go around brandishing the banner of justice. When humans are involved, there is no black and white, no good or evil. There is only our will."

Superman:*Shatters Handcuffs* "Then allow me to show you my resolve."

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Oz: "I'm late for a very important date."

Superman: "Alice in Wonderland? You've gotta be kidding me."

Oz: "Would you like to hear a secret?"

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#9 Edited by TVC-15 (5097 posts) - - Show Bio

6/10

Kal's a little too stiff.

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JD: "Possession of 6 deadly weapons: 10 years, creep"

Wolverine: *pop claws* "Why don't you don't you take'em from me, bub"

JD: "Resisting arrest: another 3"

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#10 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

@tvc-15:

Kal's a little too stiff.

This is the injustice version. I think the dialogue is fairly accurate.

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#11 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

9/10

Cisco Ramone vs Oz Vessalius
Cisco Ramone vs Oz Vessalius

Oz: "This ringing in my ears... It's so loud!"

Cisco: "Hey kid, you don't look so good."

Oz: "Will it stop... If I destroy you?"

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Cisco: "I have located the breacher."

Oz: "This sound... How unpleasant."

Cisco: "I don't know what inter-dimensional nut-house you came out of, but you're coming with me!"

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#12 Posted by Arkbound (1576 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto:7/10

Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker
Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker: "I brought balance to the force"

Harry Potter: "I am the boy who lived"

Luke Skywalker: "That's the last time you will be able to claim that"

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Harry Potter: "Il warn you now. Magic can do much more than just move things around"

Luke Skywalker: "Only the dark side of the force can threaten me"

Harry Potter: "Then I solemnly swear I am up to no good"

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Harry Potter: "I heard your father died protecting you from the dark lord"

Luke Skywalker: "What would you know of dark lords?"

Harry Potter: "Well the last orphan I killed was bald and pale too"

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#13 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

@arkbound: 8/10

Laharl vs Illyana
Laharl vs Illyana

Magik: "This is my domain. I don't have to do a single thing you say."

Laharl: "Maybe you'll be a bit more submissive with some physical persuasion!"

Magik: "I'm... Not sure how I should respond to that..."

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Magik: "Laharl you said? Never heard of you..."

Laharl: "Then allow me to engrave my name into that sexy body of yours!"

Magik: "You know... You say some naughty things, for a little kid."

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Magik: "Wait, you're the demon invading my realm? You're adorable!"

Laharl: "Are you trying to make a fool out of me? I'll soon make you moan in pain!"

Magik: "Uh, was scream the word you were looking for?"

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Laharl: "Fear the wrath of Overlord Laharl!"

Magik: "Hiya cutie!"

Laharl: "Hey, stop! That scarf is part of my body, it tickles!"

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#14 Posted by jardinain2 (5208 posts) - - Show Bio
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#15 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

Oz: "Will it stop... If I destroy you?"

Oz is an asshole ffs

Nah. The mansion was enchanted with magic meant to cripple any being from the Abyss. It made him a bit loopy.

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#16 Posted by jardinain2 (5208 posts) - - Show Bio

@jardinain2 said:

Oz: "Will it stop... If I destroy you?"

Oz is an asshole ffs

Nah. The mansion was enchanted with magic meant to cripple any being from the Abyss. It made him a bit loopy.

Still an asshole lmao

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#18 Posted by jardinain2 (5208 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: Screw you, I still haven't finished the manga. Or gotten past chapter 6...

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#20 Posted by jardinain2 (5208 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: I don't own it, so every time I read it, its online, which blows. I hate reading manga online.

Shit, I didn't even know you read manga in reverse from the standard English way until you told me... lmao

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#21 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

@jardinain2: I'm surprised you couldn't figure it out while reading. xD

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#23 Posted by jardinain2 (5208 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: I was like "NON OF THIS SHIT MAKES SENSE" and then you explained it, and I wanted to off myself.

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#24 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

@jardinain2: You gonna make a post that's actually on topic? =P

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#25 Posted by jardinain2 (5208 posts) - - Show Bio
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#26 Edited by ASGARDIANBRONY (10407 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: This is a really cool thread, let me try *cracks knuckles*

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Thor: "The trail of dead gods leads me here... what have you done monster?!"

Kratos: "The hands of death could not contain me, the sisters of fate could not control me and you will not see the end of this day! I will have my revenge!"

Thor: "Nay monster... I come as your doom!"

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Kratos: "Let humanity suffer. All that matters is the death of Zeus."

Thor: "I am Thor son of Odin and Gaea and this world is under my protection."

Kratos: *spits on ground* "I killed your mother, now you die..."

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Thor: "The prayers of a child have called me to end your cursed rampage."

Kratos: "Prayers? Bah! The gods are corrupt and shall all die by my hand!"

Thor: "Nay, for you face the greatest god who ever lived... and I swear by the prayers of Calliope that your pain will end today."

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Kratos: "Thor!!!"

Thor: "Calm yourself Olympian! Such rage and fury doth make even the Hulk quell in terror..."

Kratos: *rage of sparta* "GRAAAAAAAH!!!"

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Thor: "The warriors madness takes me..." *drops hammer*

Kratos: "Give me the hammer Asgardian, my quarrel is with Zeus alone."

Thor: *picks up mjolnir and turns with a crazed look and lightning in his eyes, behind him the image of the Valkyrie flickers in and out of existence* "You want me to put the hammer down? You want me to put the hammer down!? RAAAAARGH!!!"

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Kratos: "My wife and child will be avenged!"

Thor: "You will be remembered for the good you could have done rather than the evil you embraced."

Kratos: "Bah! I have seen and killed better."

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Thor: "I am Thor, the mightiest avenger and god of thunder!"

Kratos: "None shall avenge your death!"

Thor: "If it is death ye seek let the death be thine!"

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Kratos: "You are not of Olympus."

Thor: "I am Thor, son of Odin and scion of all Asgard!"

Kratos: "If all on Asgard would deny me my vengeance then all on Asgard will die."

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#27 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio
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#28 Edited by PrinceLeif (1733 posts) - - Show Bio

8/10

Owlman vs Superman

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Superman: You can stop trying now, Owlman. You're in my sweeping range.

Owlman: And you're in my kill range.

Superman: You can't possibly hope to beat me.

Owlman: That's the beauty of it, I don't have to hope for anything.

Superman: I'm about to teach you its meaning.

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Superman: No Kryptonite anywhere, no Red spectrum light, really think you have a chance?

Owlman: You're awfully confident for a dead man.

Superman: I'm no man, man.

Owlman: All the same to me.

Edit: Fixed. lol

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#29 Posted by ASGARDIANBRONY (10407 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: Oh, right, sorry. 10/10, it very was funny.

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#30 Edited by GilgameshThePimpToEndAllPimps (121 posts) - - Show Bio

8/10, though i don't know much about Owlman.

Wolverine VS Cyborg:

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Cyborg: Those claws, are you some kind of cyborg too?

Wolverine: Well, my bones are made of the strongest metal around. Does that count?

Cyborg: Well a half-baked one at the maximum if so.

Wolverine: wanna test that theory, bub?

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#31 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

7/10

Yato vs Diana

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Diana: "Evil god, you will be vanquished!"

Yato: "You're mistaken. I am just a friendly delivery god."

Diana: "You can't fool me, snake, I have dealt with your kind before!"

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Yato: "I'm telling you, I'm just a delivery god!"

Diana: "The lasso of truth will get to the bottom of this."

Yato: "Wait... you're a goddess of war... and your regalia is a whip? Not again!"

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Yato: "You can see me? You must have some divine blood in you."

Diana: "I am Diana, daughter of Zeus!"

Yato: "Zeus? He's a god of lightning, right? I've beaten gods of lightning."

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#32 Edited by crash_ (2896 posts) - - Show Bio

10 out of 10.

Broly vs Black Goku

Broly: Kakaroto!

Black Goku: Ningen!

Broly: KAKAROTOOOOOOO!

Black Goku: Subarashii *clap, clap,clap*

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#33 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

2/10

Dante vs Daimon

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Daimon: "Bullets, really? Do you know who I am?"

Dante: "Easy there fido, just saying hello."

Daimon: "Yea, well you're in my world now bitch!"

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Dante: "I'm looking for a guy named Dr Strange, know him?"

Daimon: "Red coat, dual pistols... You're the hood aren't you!"

Dante: "Woah, there... Does it look like I am wearing a hood, jackass?"

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Daimon: "Exorcist vs Demon Hunter."

Dante: "Son of Satan vs Son of Sparda."

Daimon: "Only room for one of us, let's see who deserves it more!"

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#34 Posted by Wut (5235 posts) - - Show Bio

8/10

Geralt of Rivia vs Gotreks and Felix

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Geralt: "I'm Geralt... Geralt of [expletive] Rivia."

Felix: "... Who?"

Gotreks: "Don't look at me, all you manlings look the same."

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Felix: "Excuse me, but that troll in there is ours, my friend's patience is running thin and I'd rather not see you get hurt."

Geralt: "Two things only the greatest fools do: throw rocks at Hornets' nest... and threaten a Witcher."

Gotreks: "I hate manlings almost as much as I hate trolls. And what I particularly hate are manlings who try an' keep me away from trolls when there is slaying and fighting to be done."

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Felix: "Looking at all this, I sometimes wonder what is the point of fighting when there is nothing but evil happening in this world."

Geralt: “Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

Gotreks: "Soft. Too soft."

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#35 Edited by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

8/10

Nekron vs Oz
Nekron vs Oz

Nekron: "You exist to reap the chains that separate this world from the darkness beyond... Do our goals not align?"

Oz: *shrugs* "I'm tired of breaking things."

Nekron: "Then it is you who will be broken!"

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Oz: "Leave this world or I'll end you."

Nekron: "Foolish child, death cannot die."

Oz: "Death is for the living, destruction is all encompassing."

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Nekron: "Death and destruction are intertwined, why do you resist me so?"

Oz: "No reason. I just feel like it!"

Nekron: "If you will not lend me your power, then I shall have to take it!"

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Oz: "I have decided... I'm going to destroy you..."

Nekron: "Little rabbit, your power is vast but your vessel is weak. You cannot kill me."

Oz: "Would you like to hear a secret?"

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Nekron: "Reaper of worlds, do you have any last words?"

Oz: "I love your scythe!"

Nekron: "That is... An interesting choice..."

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Oz: "I have decided... I am going to stop you!"

Nekron: "You cannot stop death. This world will come to an end sooner or later. It is inevitable."

Oz: "The world will end when it ends. Neither you, nor I, nor the jurors; have any right to decide when it does!"

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#36 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

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#37 Posted by DeathHero61 (16125 posts) - - Show Bio

9/10, solid dialogue.

I'm not creative with dialogue but I'll try.

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Yusuke Urameshi, Spirit Detective, walks around an abandoned haunted church to hunt down a specific demon target, only to find the rotting corpse of the demon criminal who was supposed to take in as ordered by "Toddler Bitch" Yusuke refers to him from time to time; but the specific details such as the demon's appearance wasn't specified. Upon discovering said corpse he sees a flashy white haired "man" armed to the teeth, in a red coat crouching over it.

Yusuke: And who the hell are you??

Dante, Son of Sparda turns around to see a kid in a green japanese school uniform with a deliquent-esque haircut and a clear attitude just from looking at his face. Dante senses his power and out of respect actually looks in his general direction, he puts two and two together and figures out that Yusuke came here to target the demon he himself slaughtered.

Dante: Just passing on through

Yusuke: You reek of demonic energy, bloodlust, and you're covered in blood, and I don't like that stupid shit eating smile of yours. I assume that's an invitation to kick your sorry ass.

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Yusuke: dual Pistols, a flashy red coat, a girly white haircut and a giant sword, you trying to compensate for something or are you normally that stupid looking?

Dante: That depends, do spirit detectives normally look like annoying highschool kids with a leprechaun's fashion sense and a deliquent's haircut?

Yusuke: Touche.

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In a dark mansion where Yusuke was following a lead on a half demon hybrid that was going on a rampage killing other demons for some specific purpose following some type of pattern. Little did he know that led to the Son of Sparda, someone completely unrelated.

Dante: So what brings the legendary Spirit Detective here today? Shouldn't you be in detention or playing with your friends?

Yusuke: I don't know how to put up with detention or play well with others, but I can show you how well I play "kicking your 90s edgelord action flick looking ass up and down this mansion"

Dante: Sounds fun, enlighten me

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Dante : The long descent of Raizen, kind of funny how a human Spirit Detective was secretly a Mazoku this whole time.

Yusuke: Didn't you know? We all got to take something from our parents? In my case instead my Dad's non-existent love and maybe a car, I get a second chance at life and super powers.

Dante: Well I got some weapons and an evil tyrant of a brother. Win some lose some eh?

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#38 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

@deathhero61:

kicking your 90s edgelord action flick looking ass up and down this mansion"

Wait, isn't Yusuke also from the 90s? lmao

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#39 Posted by DeathHero61 (16125 posts) - - Show Bio
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Vergil in his quest for power, searches the underground for specific human souls that Asgore is gathering to become a god. And a skeleton with slippers and a hoodie stands in his way with a shit eating grin.

Sans: Hey buddy, I can tell by that expression of yours that you're seeking something, power, strength to rule all, but not in the positive kingly way. Don't you think that's a depressing way to live a life?

Vergil: Might controls everything, and without strength, you cannot protect anything. Let alone yourself. But a weakling like you who prefers to crack jokes and act so carefree without a care in the world will be cut down in a fashion where you'll have nothing but regrets.

Sans: When you've spent a good chunk of your life repeating the same hell over and over, you come to realize FIGHTING takes too much energy. I'd offer you a drink at Grillby's but based off your expression you're not much for talking. So lets get to the point.

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Sans: you gotta stop swinging that giant butterknife around man, you really had me on the VERGE of despair there VERG-il.

Vergil: I will take pleasure cutting you down and grinding you to dust.

Sans: Man, I'm so cleaver aren't I *dodges slash from Vergil* but I guess you really rather CUT TO THE CHASE *dodges another slash from Vergil*

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Vergil: Because of your weakness and lackadaisical attitude you'll never reach the path to strength.

Sans: Well in your case, could have sworn it was your greed for strength that led to your failure and eventual death

Vergil: And it was your foolishness, optimism and lack of initiative which led to the loss of life of all your loved ones and eventually your own.

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Vergil: Enough games. Either lead me to the souls or die.

Sans: Come on, I thought were practically buddies already, getting under each other's skin and all.

Vergil: Your incessant banter is going to be the death of you.

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Sans: Why don't you just relax and take a load off?

Vergil: I'm curious, is that what stopped the human child from killing your brother?

Sans: ......No, but its how you lost everything you fought for to yours....

Sans Win: It was really KNIFE to meet ya

Vergil Wins: how annoying, you remind me too much of him

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#40 Posted by DeathHero61 (16125 posts) - - Show Bio

@deathhero61:

kicking your 90s edgelord action flick looking ass up and down this mansion"

Wait, isn't Yusuke also from the 90s? lmao

Crap fair point. Its hard to make dialogue for Yusuke though, or a good insult Yusuke would say to Dante. Yusuke has some really creative jokes and a personality that is hard to replicate.

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#41 Edited by shade555 (2179 posts) - - Show Bio

8 2

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Saitama: Who are you?

Hancock: Someone who isn't bald

Saitama: Now that's just unnecessary.

Hancock: You a hero or something?

Saitama: Not if you are.

Hancock: There can only be one hero for this town, and i'm not gonna let it be you

Saitama: This fight will end in one punch.

Hancock: To your crotch.

Saitama: Thats it!

Saitama Victory: I knew we had similar status but it's not worthy for two!

Hancock Victory: One punch man? Call me one quip man.

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#42 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio

@shade555: You’re supposed to rate the dialogue above. (in thise case, he posted twice, so rate both).

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#43 Posted by shade555 (2179 posts) - - Show Bio

@zetsumoto: There you go. I edited. How would you rate mine?

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#45 Posted by DeathHero61 (16125 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow a 2 for the Sans vs Vergil one? I thought that one was good.....

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#47 Posted by Zetsumoto (20636 posts) - - Show Bio
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#48 Posted by DeathHero61 (16125 posts) - - Show Bio

@shade555: Erm... Like... 4 maybe?

^^^ Not the type of convo I expect from Saitama, he doesn't even brag about his strength like that.....

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#49 Edited by Major_Hellstorm (10445 posts) - - Show Bio

4/10 it is then.

On mobile so no pictures, anyway.

Ravager VS. Backlash.

1.

Ravager: I have precognition, I can see how this battle is going to end

Backlash: Then you see me kicking your @ss.

Ravager: Oh, you'll see.

2.

Backlash: I will do what I have to. It's not too late to turn back.

Ravager: I've beaten my Dad and Cass. You don't scare me.

Backlash: Compared to me, they're just rookies.

3.

Backlash: You remind me of Zealot.

Ravager: She kick your @ss?

Backlash: I beat hers.

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#50 Edited by ANTHP2000 (10326 posts) - - Show Bio

6/10, the first one is really good btw

Batman vs Catwoman
Batman vs Catwoman

Batman: Look, I really don't want to do this.

Catwoman: This is getting old, don't you think?

Batman: You mean us?

Catwoman: On so many levels.


Batman: You truly believe what you're doing is right?

Catwoman: I was just about to ask you the same question.

Batman: You're really wasting yourself on the wrong side of the coin.

Catwoman: I don't believe in sides. But I do favor the coin.

Batman: And this just keeps getting you in trouble.



Batman:
No cat-puns this time?

Catwoman: Too late for that.

Batman: Ruined your fun?

Catwoman: Brought it on my doorstep.



Catwoman:
What a night for the Dark Knight.

Batman: Not your night, Selina.

Catwoman: Isn't it, Bruce?

Batman: Come find out.