Light Yagami Vs. Ben Shapiro

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#1 Posted by TheOneAboveLife (1258 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1: Intellect

Who's smarter?

Round 2: Chess match

Yes I know that neither of them have chess feats, but hypothetically speaking... who wins?

Round 3: Tik Tok

Who can entertain Teens more?

Round 4: Fist-fighting

  • H2H combat
  • Anything goes
  • Both in character

Final Round: Debate

Ben doesn't know that Light is Kira, but Light doesn't want to kill Ben. This will be English dub Light to make Ben understand him. This will be an open debate on Live Television, viewed by millions Worldwide. Light is attempting to defend Kira's actions while Ben is opposing it, putting the law and the system above Kira. At the end of the debate, which will be a full 2 hours (like a CaV) there will be a poll for the millions of people to choose who they agree with. Whoever gets the higher percentage wins.

  • This is Light Yagami at the End of Death Note
  • L, Mellow, and Near aren't a problem here
  • Ben and Light are fully determined
  • No interrupting
  • No insulting
  • No cussing

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#2 Edited by Comic_Crusader (102 posts) - - Show Bio

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R1: Light

R2: Light

R3: Ben, we've already seen him entertain teens on Meme Review, lol.

R4: Probably Ben in the lamest fight of the century.

Final Round:Ben wins, low diff. In all fairness though, I'd say he has the advantage due to his side being a winning one.

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#4 Edited by deactivated-5c9e122a6bc32 (2290 posts) - - Show Bio

Ben hits him with facts every round.

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#5 Posted by ourmanuel (12689 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: Light stomps. Better feats.

R2: willing to black Light again

R3: Shapiro stomps tbh.

R4: Light stomps by feats of his fight against L.

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#6 Posted by NiteLite (2722 posts) - - Show Bio

Ben destroys him with FACTS and LOGIC.

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#7 Posted by TheOneAboveLife (1258 posts) - - Show Bio
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#9 Posted by Chimeroid (9268 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this a meme? Shapiro is an average debater at best and he would lose to most competent viners in a debate. He "wrecks" people because he deliberately debates against college idiots. He uses every fallacy in the book

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#10 Edited by Chad_Duby (5681 posts) - - Show Bio

Ben all rounds.

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#11 Posted by WollfMyth209 (17336 posts) - - Show Bio

There'll be a compilation probably, like Ben Shapiro ABSOLUTELY DECIMATES triggered Asian cuck! or something along those lines.

But realistically, Light massacres him.

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#12 Posted by TheOneAboveLife (1258 posts) - - Show Bio

Shapiro is an average debater at best and he would lose to most competent viners in a debate. He "wrecks" people because he deliberately debates against college idiots. He uses every fallacy in the book

Shapiro isn't an average debater. He has faced politicians before and has owned almost every single one. Also Ben wouldn't waste with the mentally fodder known as CV. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Shapiro

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#13 Posted by AlexTheBoss (18914 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: Light

R2: Light

R3: Shapiro

R4: Light

R5: Shapiro

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#14 Posted by Renchamp (7905 posts) - - Show Bio
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#15 Edited by TheOneAboveLife (1258 posts) - - Show Bio

@renchamp: I just wanted to hear your opinion this time. I’m sorry. I won’t do it again, unless I need you to lock a thread. Once again, sorry for the inconvenience.

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#16 Posted by deactivated-5cb3fdda884d4 (141 posts) - - Show Bio

Kira vs the personification of the scorn you feel getting picked last in baseball. Tough call.

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#17 Posted by SocaJunkie (9208 posts) - - Show Bio

Light obviously, he’s got a genius level intellect it seems.

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#18 Posted by Laiks Stake (1282 posts) - - Show Bio

Light shitstomps.

Why people think that Shapiro's a good debater? He's good at beating SJWs, something anyone with 90+ IQ can do.

When he's going to debate the Alt-Right? Never, he knows he would be obliterated.

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#19 Posted by Doofasa (2229 posts) - - Show Bio

There'll be a compilation probably, like Ben Shapiro ABSOLUTELY DECIMATES triggered Asian cuck! or something along those lines.

But realistically, Light massacres him.

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#20 Edited by Chimeroid (9268 posts) - - Show Bio

@chimeroid said:

Shapiro is an average debater at best and he would lose to most competent viners in a debate. He "wrecks" people because he deliberately debates against college idiots. He uses every fallacy in the book

Shapiro isn't an average debater. He has faced politicians before and has owned almost every single one. Also Ben wouldn't waste with the mentally fodder known as CV. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Shapiro

Oh, you poor misguided soul. I was in the debate club in Law School and any serious debater would destroy Shapiro in front of a panel of people. Shapiro just knows how to manipulate the idiots who go around and say "Shapiro DESTROYS, OWNS, WRECKS filthy liberal"

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#22 Posted by TheOneAboveLife (1258 posts) - - Show Bio

@chimeroid: Those people just make the memes out the horrible liberals. Also is insulting me the way to go? If you cannot speak rational then hold your tongue. And really? He has never lost a debate with anyone. Lawyers, Doctors, Politicians, Scientists, and movie/tv celebrities who believe to be like CW Thinker.

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#23 Posted by deactivated-5ca9389143922 (596 posts) - - Show Bio

Ben DESTROYS Light with FACTS and LOGIC

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#24 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (26392 posts) - - Show Bio

Ben Shapiro commits 3RD INTIFADA using TRUTH BOMBS in Palestinian children

Ben Shapiro MURDERS SJW snowflake (with logic) and BURIES her BODY (under facts)

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#25 Posted by echostarlord117 (5617 posts) - - Show Bio

How are Light's fact resistance feats? If they're underwhelming, Shapiro one shots.

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#26 Posted by CrimeNoir (58 posts) - - Show Bio

All the interviews I have seen Benny boy in. Is that the opponents he faces are infact are 100% mentally challenged. Outsmarting mentally challenged isn’t that difficult. It is like outsmarting aanyone who is a lolcow online.

This thread makes no sense.

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#27 Posted by kroczilla (1825 posts) - - Show Bio

OP requires one to assume Ben Shapiro is an intellectual. He's not. Just like any good Fox News primetime host, he's just good at picking his opponents (mostly college undergrads)

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#28 Posted by TheOneAboveLife (1258 posts) - - Show Bio

OP requires one to assume Ben Shapiro is an intellectual. He's not. Just like any good Fox News primetime host, he's just good at picking his opponents (mostly college undergrads)

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#30 Posted by deactivated-5d26a3a3d293d (3054 posts) - - Show Bio

Light should win these rounds except for round 3. I don’t view Ben as a competent debater really. He just talks fast and overwhelms somewhat naive college kids who don’t have the media training he does, but the position he’s arguing for in the Bonus round is the morally correct choice, while honestly Light’s position of defending Kira’s actions is mostly indefensible imo. Ben could win that round on that basis alone, without being an exceptional debater.

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#34 Posted by ReaperTheGrim (1251 posts) - - Show Bio

Light

Light

Ben

Light

Ben with facts and logic

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#35 Posted by Shadow411 (1022 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: Light

R2: Light

R3: Ben

R4: Light (He seems to be extraordinarily athletic based on tennis accomplishments)

R5: Ben low-diff. (Ben discusses why Kira is bad and Light discusses why Kira is needed)

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#36 Edited by Lan_Fan (17177 posts) - - Show Bio

Assuming the poll is anonymous, Light could honestly win the final round based on the lore of Death Note. People actually support Kira anonymously. Those people worship Kira, he's like a God to them.

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#37 Posted by COOLGUY18 (1187 posts) - - Show Bio

R1: Light

R2: Light

R3: BEN

R4: LIGHT

R5: Ben destroys light using facts and logic.

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#38 Posted by Itachus17 (3742 posts) - - Show Bio

Dafuq is this? Light lolstomps each round besides R3 with some ridiculous feats, against some unimpressive guy who is mostly known for "facts" at Youtube(and Fox News but that's kinda even worse). The final round might Ben win just due to the fact how easy it should be to win in that position.