John McCain vs Chuck Norris

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#1  Edited By King Saturn

               VS

Who wins this fight in an all out battle ?

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#2  Edited By Chameleone

John McCain now or John McCain 1967 Vietnam?

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#3  Edited By EganTheVile1

CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

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eganthevile1 said:
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CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

"
Agreed
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#5  Edited By King Saturn
Ha Ha Ha  !

Chuck Norris for President...
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#6  Edited By Vrakmul

Chuck norris is 20 years younger and he can fight pretty good.  Poor John Mccain your history of cancer prevents you from winning.

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#7  Edited By Korg

Chuck supported Huckabee. Clearly the advantage goes to McCain.

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#8  Edited By Vrakmul
Korg said:
"Chuck supported Huckabee. Clearly the advantage goes to McCain."
Not if Chuck norris punches John McCain, too bad for McCain, Chuck norris can cure him with his tears but he never cries.  :D
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#9  Edited By GL Bertron

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever tame a dinosaur as a pet.....

McCain is the last living human who can remember wishing that he could do that with his "pet" dinosaur.

Edge- Chuck   &^*%ing   Norris

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#10  Edited By Vrakmul
GL Bertron said:
"Chuck Norris is the only person to ever tame a dinosaur as a pet.....

McCain is the last living human who can remember wishing that he could do that with his "pet" dinosaur.

Edge- Chuck   &^*%ing   Norris"
Exactly!
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#11  Edited By Korg

Chuck Norris loses because he sucks more than a black hole.

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#12  Edited By Gloom

Obama wins.

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#13  Edited By Vrakmul
Korg said:
"Chuck Norris loses because he sucks more than a black hole."
If you knew what a black hole was you would know they do not Suck in anything.  They're gravity works the same as everything elses, except for the existence of the point of no return, which is due to extremely high surface gravity.
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#14  Edited By vance_astro  Moderator

This is actually one Chuck can win.

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#15  Edited By King Saturn
Gloom said:
"Obama wins."
Ha Ha Ha  !
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#16  Edited By Korg

 Dreadnaught said:

"If you knew what a black hole was you would know they do not Suck in anything.  They're gravity works the same as everything elses, except for the existence of the point of no return, which is due to extremely high surface gravity."
I know perfectly well what a black hole is. You need to get a sense of humor, and let go of this horrible internet meme that should have died years ago.
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#17  Edited By T.J. Magnum

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins

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#18  Edited By Vrakmul
Korg said:
Dreadnaught said:
"If you knew what a black hole was you would know they do not Suck in anything.  They're gravity works the same as everything elses, except for the existence of the point of no return, which is due to extremely high surface gravity."
I know perfectly well what a black hole is. You need to get a sense of humor, and let go of this horrible internet meme that should have died years ago."
I irk whenever I see the "black holes are cosmic vacuum cleaners" idea.
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#19  Edited By King Saturn
T.J. Magnum said:
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins"
Bruce Lee and even Daniel Bernardt have beaten Chuck Norris in a fight on Film
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#20  Edited By Vrakmul
King Saturn said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins"
Bruce Lee and even Daniel Bernardt have beaten Chuck Norris in a fight on Film"
Yes but the special effects cost for that exceeded that of the budgets of most small nations.
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#21  Edited By T.J. Magnum
King Saturn said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins"
Bruce Lee and even Daniel Bernardt have beaten Chuck Norris in a fight on Film"

lol

that was a movie

the Chuck Norris facts are just jokes...........don't take them serious ^^
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#22  Edited By Vrakmul
T.J. Magnum said:
"King Saturn said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins"
Bruce Lee and even Daniel Bernardt have beaten Chuck Norris in a fight on Film"

lol

that was a movie

the Chuck Norris facts are just jokes...........don't take them serious ^^"
Yes or else I will be using your corpse as a trophy.
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#23  Edited By King Saturn
T.J. Magnum said:
"King Saturn said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins"
Bruce Lee and even Daniel Bernardt have beaten Chuck Norris in a fight on Film"

lol

that was a movie

the Chuck Norris facts are just jokes...........don't take them serious ^^"
Oh I Know... I just wanted to say that
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#24  Edited By T.J. Magnum
King Saturn said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"King Saturn said:
"T.J. Magnum said:
"If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

Chuck wins"
Bruce Lee and even Daniel Bernardt have beaten Chuck Norris in a fight on Film"

lol

that was a movie

the Chuck Norris facts are just jokes...........don't take them serious ^^"
Oh I Know... I just wanted to say that"
ok lol

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#25  Edited By Korg
Dreadnaught said:
"I irk whenever I see the "black holes are cosmic vacuum cleaners" idea."
I irk whenever I see the name "Chuck Norris".
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#26  Edited By Iron Maiden

What? Chuck Norris wins this easy. I once saw Chuck beat Silver Surfer just by jabbing hin with his chin. lol

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#27  Edited By SeSAW

Dick Cheany beats them both combined.

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#28  Edited By Korg

 Yeah but Cheney has a shotgun as standard equipment. Plus, I believe he has some mystical abilities (demon).

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#29  Edited By King Saturn
Iron Maiden said:
"What? Chuck Norris wins this easy. I once saw Chuck beat Silver Surfer just by jabbing hin with his chin. lol"
LOL

Damn... Chuck Norris has some insane feats
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#30  Edited By nathandan1222

chuck would win hes a 8th degree black belt and mccain has skin cancer

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#31  Edited By King Saturn
nathandan1222 said:
"chuck would win hes a 8th degree black belt and mccain has skin cancer"
LMMFAO

Whoa Nelly  !
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#32  Edited By nathandan1222

its all facts!

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#33  Edited By SeSAW
Korg said:
" Yeah but Cheney has a shotgun as standard equipment. Plus, I believe he has some mystical abilities (demon)."
You didn't know the rumor is he is mephistos partner
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#34  Edited By King Saturn
SeSAW said:
"Korg said:
" Yeah but Cheney has a shotgun as standard equipment. Plus, I believe he has some mystical abilities (demon)."
You didn't know the rumor is he is mephistos partner"
What ?