Impurest's Guide to Animals #33 - Olm

@wolverine08: Thanks for the comment

@wildvine: My hair?

Nooooooo how could you do this? Get it off me! Get it off me!

I can't believe no one mentioned how the Dark Olm looks like Toothless. Or rather, Toothless looks like the Dark Olm. Something that looks like that and be longer than a ruler freaks me out. It's incredible how long it lives. Amazing.

Erm. I have to ask. There's a fish that swims up men's penises?

@ms-lola:

Candiru.

@wildvine: Thank you!

Lmao yes the candirú fish, tiny little creeps. Stay out of the water.

@starwatcher: That's a whole 'nother level of horror.

Still waiting for the Horror film: Candirú: The dick menace.

@ms-lola: There is a sort of Olm-ness to Toothless so I can see your point. And yes the oldest Olm was almost half a meter in length and over 100 years old

People have died from Candiru attack before

@impurestcheese: They live that long? Guess they can be considered as tiny dragons.

@scattered316: Yes little movement and little food means they age super slowly

@starwatcher said:

@ms-lola said:

I can't believe no one mentioned how the Dark Olm looks like Toothless. Or rather, Toothless looks like the Dark Olm. Something that looks like that and be longer than a ruler freaks me out. It's incredible how long it lives. Amazing.

@impurestcheese said:

@starwatcher: Ah hagfish. I thought you meant the fish that swims up men's penis

Erm. I have to ask. There's a fish that swims up men's penises?

Lmao yes the candirú fish, tiny little creeps. Stay out of the water.

They swim up girls vagina's too. Those fish scare the hell out of me though...

@impurestcheese said:

@dboyrules2011: It's because they are squishy

Also @ostyo here is what an adult Axolotl looks like...

That's so cute :)

@laflux: You have good taste in amphibians.

@laflux: Which is why it will never be getting the spotlight here. Besides I have something terrible lined up for Halloween/Samhain

@johnjo719: An Olm :-)

@impurestcheese: why wouldn't you want to run into that? I did a quick search about em didn't see anything dangerous lol they're just small blind amphibian lizards?

@johnjo719: Yep it was a little bit of sarcasm. Swam with them last year while on holiday